Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Boy C]

Almost got banned (threatened) for bumping a 2-year old thread about a TV show. The forum doesn't have a search feature so I searched via Google. The first Google result was 2-years old. I doubt any thread was created more recent, if it was the thread would have showed up in the results? I didn't want to create a new thread because the episode was the series finale. Why create a thread for only one (1) episode of TV? Bump that shyt....

Gonna

Ban people for bumping 2-year old threads brehs

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Don't get too emotional lele.


Got less than an hour before this new breaking bad on, wanna clean my room and maybe read. Should I read in German although I listened to the radio in German for 3 hours today or read in English and read me some Clarice Lispector

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

*I'm nice and high so I decided to go to google to download The Weeknds new album Kiss Land. :bidensmug:

Right after I found a working link I said outloud in a slick voice "Thank ya!" cuz I know I wrongfully downloaded the album.

I click out of that tab and the first thing my high ass sees is:

Spoiler

I was wrong. I think I'ma buy the album now brehs

Spoiler

*for laughs. im just high

 

[LezJepzin]

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013...-from-city-hall-before-councilwomans-wedding/

 

[Jone2three45]

It's getting cold outside
My second favorite season is here

 

[Panther]

Had a dream last night that i was in the grocery store, picked up a box of jellybeans and the box reads

"Eat Candy Brehs"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

so i been fukking with this 24yr old broad (Black/Thai)

she has 3 fukking kids
the youngest is 4 mos old

she acts like a valley girl, non-hood and shyt

she fine as fukk


i know she just looking for a father figure for her kids but im just trolling for the p*ssy

i had to cut her off Friday cause this bytch really think i care for her ass and tried to get me to do sucka shyt

bytch actually had the nerve to ask me to bring her lunch at work

bytch u can eat a dikk and die

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Was reminiscing about a Halloween party I went to a few years back. Packed house party and there's a long ass line to the bathroom. Girl dressed as Snow White is next up on line. Just as she is about to go in the bathroom some guy dressed as satan cuts her off and mushes her, on some Dave chapelle

B!tch falls on the floor and says "you fukking a$$hole! Go wait in line like a normal human". Dude turns around, says "shut up bytch, I'm the devil!" And slams the door in her face. I laughed so hard I actually started to lose consciousness.

 

[datmass]

 

[Boy C]

Somebody's 6 minutes late for their interview

Gettin that job

 

[Donald J Trump]

Aint nothin like a woman that got good p*ssy/sex game and it taste like water..Im over here fiending

 

[86\*/98]

Dude was bragging about getting to fukk his wife...

 

[Atlrocafella]

so i been fukking with this 24yr old broad (Black/Thai)

she has 3 fukking kids
the youngest is 4 mos old

she acts like a valley girl, non-hood and shyt

she fine as fukk


i know she just looking for a father figure for her kids but im just trolling for the p*ssy

i had to cut her off Friday cause this bytch really think i care for her ass and tried to get me to do sucka shyt

bytch actually had the nerve to ask me to bring her lunch at work

bytch u can eat a dikk and die

My nikka..I just had to curve a chick last week..Told me she had a 14 year old and a 5 year old..Hit that exit left stage quick!

 

[beanz]

trying to coordinate 13 nikkas to get their tuxes at the same time is no fukking joke.

have huge latin families brehs

 

[Atlrocafella]

Rocko ft Lloyd- she knows

my shyt for the week.