The moment you knew your relationship was over? (Coli edition)

Strawberry

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Your long drives are pathetic , bet you didn't have that much to say when you were getting acquainted with that wall .

No one cares who you spread your legs for

Get a ct scan before you post again cum guzzler

You hate me with such a passion that it's actually kind of flattering :youngsabo:


Oh and not like it's really important but I almost always spit. :manny:

I got thrown into a wall and it lasted maybe a few seconds and I wasn't injured...you got fukkin chlamydia from your GIRLFRIEND & you're still out here tryin to act like you're better than me

:skip: :pachaha: :russ: :laff:






:mjlol:





:dead:


:jbhmm:

How long did that last btw?

:pachaha:
 

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:yeshrug:fukk it I'll add on too.

The exact moment I knew it was over was when I noticed one day as shes leaving for work - she was dressed up, full makeup for work but come home to me and wear the shabbiest of rags, not even bathe all weekend, just sit on the couch with her sister talking shyt about me, her family, her coworkers.
:ohhh:It all made sense now. The getting pretty for work meant some simp on her job was gassing her up with premium unleaded. She used to rush to work wearing whatever was clean, now shes waking up extra early to beautify herself, but for me she doesn't even try to look decent. Whether she was cheating physically or emotionally, it dawned on me that this relationship is done and I need to leave immediately.

She ended up getting with some :flabbynsick:dude from her job after I left her, and it kinda fukked my head up but not as much as if she hit me with the ether while we were together. Moral of the story is if you notice your girl has stopped trying, she's checked out of the relationship, has already grieved and gotten over you, and is just waiting until everything is set up for her to leave your ass.
 

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My ex is a functioning alcoholic. Came from terrible circumstances. Confirmed groupie and slore. Social media junkie. Role reversal with mother. Quick to anger. Hoodrat. Believe me, she had more red flags than a communist party. But.. she's young and attractive, and I was in a dark place in life myself. Match made in heaven, I suppose. I digress.

A year ago, I was with my girl in this bar, having a couple drinks. These two bad married chicks I know (just friends) came out of nowhere and hugged me, said wassup. I drunkenly introduced them to my girl without calling my girl my girlfriend. Just like, "hey this is so and so, good seeing you, have a good night." My girl then started flipping out, talking about how disrespectful I was because I didnt introduce her as my gf and "bytches be scheming when you don't let them know.":martin:

Left. Took her to my apartment, she was still argumentative. Just drunkenly ranting for like an half an hour straight. I grabbed her duffel bag, threw it at her and told her straight up, get your shyt, get the fukk out. She then pushes my TV over in a blind rage. As im picking my TV up, she lunges off my couch like a damn lionness and punches me in the neck when i wasnt looking. For a split second, I was about to tackle the shyt out of this chick like goldberg and choke her into the afterlife. But thankfully, a calmness poured over me, as I realized that this was my way out. My way to remove this woman from my life 100%. I fell back.

I took a deep breath, and calmly asked her if she was ready to go. She kept yelling and insulting me. No response from me. She then tried to turn on the tears. I lounged back in my computer chair and was like :russell:. Yall know how women do, when they do something wrong, they cycle through all of their manipulation techniques, while geting angrier and angrier when they discover that they're ineffective at breaking us down.

Finally, she started apologizing. You're right, I was wrong, I shouldnt have touched you, we need to stop drinking, forgive me, etc. I laughed in her face, simply because that response told me all i needed to know : It finally registered that I was serious and she began to see her access to my resources start to dissipate. No more living in the city, she has to go back to the hood with her parents with no running water. No more access to my social circle, my knowledge of events, traveling, varied lifestyle.. nah.. she has to once again, mingle with the underbelly and wax idiotic about her imagined "haters" and "these nikkas out here".

Kicked her out, and of course, the 18 twitter statuses about me were posted. :youngsabo:

Ultimately, my relationship with her woke me the hell up and I'm forever thankful. Gotta get back to masculinity, make ourselves the prize and screen these bytches hard, fellas. Set boundaries immediately and cut em off at the drop of the hat if they cross lines no matter how attractive they are. Always keep your standards high. Cuz these bytches out here that were raised by bitter single mothers, who idolize celebrities and overall have vague life goals? Who are "independent" and always seem to attract drama and haters? Man, they'll bring dark clouds around you and strongly believe that those clouds exist because of your own doing.

Severe lack of accountability. Incredibly draining.

48 Laws of Power, my nikkas. Specifically Law #10 -- Avoid the unlucky and the unhappy. Dating is not to be played with.:ufdup:
 
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mines is light compared to bytches getting poisoned and shyt but... just brokeup with my chick yesterday

when I found out she was discussing our relationship with her cokehead roommate like she was some sort of counsel support

then that said cum guzzler roommate precedes to get drunk at my girls birthday dinner and openly speak about our relationship woes in public and in front of her and my friends :dwillhuh:. acting belligerent. Insulting me like she knows me and it was my first time meeting her


cut my girl off because

1. do not discuss our relationship with your friends, this gives me a reason to fukk your friends if i want:francis:. (I'm a private person so that means a lot to me, i know women talk but gotddamn)
2. Bad judge of character even being friends with someone like that
3. she's 20 and i'm about to turn 24, felt like i was babysitting a child smh, no car no job but a sweet girl. However, her birthday night made relapse into my #HOH previous life.
4. lost all trust after that incident

oh well 1.5 down the drain, longest relationship I've been in now I'm back on my #HOH shyt till I'm 35

never dating a mexican girl again :scust:


Bout to refresh my dikk for the weekend and hit the gym heavy because i don't know what could go down:whew:

know a thick colombian chick i used to work with that invited me to her crib tonight, I was taking my LSAT prep test but i would've been deep in them guts by now :dame:.

Got another turkish shorty that been on my dikk for awhile but I've been curving her because I'm loyal :demonic:





:wow:



:mjcry:

Im just assuming my ex is getting her back blown out in order to make myself feel better
 

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My ex is a functioning alcoholic. Came from terrible circumstances. Confirmed groupie and slore. Social media junkie. Role reversal with mother. Quick to anger. Hoodrat. Believe me, she had more red flags than a communist party. But.. she's young and attractive, and I was in a dark place in life myself. Match made in heaven, I suppose. I digress.

A year ago, I was with my girl in this bar, having a couple drinks. These two bad married chicks I know (just friends) came out of nowhere and hugged me, said wassup. I drunkenly introduced them to my girl without calling my girl my girlfriend. Just like, "hey this is so and so, good seeing you, have a good night." My girl then started flipping out, talking about how disrespectful I was because I didnt introduce her as my gf and "bytches be scheming when you don't let them know.":martin:

Left. Took her to my apartment, she was still argumentative. Just drunkenly ranting for like an half an hour straight. I grabbed her duffel bag, threw it at her and told her straight up, get your shyt, get the fukk out. She then pushes my TV over in a blind rage. As im picking my TV up, she lunges off my couch like a damn lionness and punches me in the neck when i wasnt looking. For a split second, I was about to tackle the shyt out of this chick like goldberg and choke her into the afterlife. But thankfully, a calmness poured over me, as I realized that this was my way out. My way to remove this woman from my life 100%. I fell back.

I took a deep breath, and calmly asked her if she was ready to go. She kept yelling and insulting me. No response from me. She then tried to turn on the tears. I lounged back in my computer chair and was like :russell:. Yall know how women do, when they do something wrong, they cycle through all of their manipulation techniques, while geting angrier and angrier when they discover that they're ineffective at breaking us down.

Finally, she started apologizing. You're right, I was wrong, I shouldnt have touched you, we need to stop drinking, forgive me, etc. I laughed in her face, simply because that response told me all i needed to know : It finally registered that I was serious and she began to see her access to my resources start to dissipate. No more living in the city, she has to go back to the hood with her parents with no running water. No more access to my social circle, my knowledge of events, traveling, varied lifestyle.. nah.. she has to once again, mingle with the underbelly and wax idiotic about her imagined "haters" and "these nikkas out here".

Kicked her out, and of course, the 18 twitter statuses about me were posted. :youngsabo:

Ultimately, my relationship with her woke me the hell up and I'm forever thankful. Gotta get back to masculinity, make ourselves the prize and screen these bytches hard, fellas. Set boundaries immediately and cut em off at the drop of the hat if they cross lines no matter how attractive they are. Always keep your standards high. Cuz these bytches out here that were raised by bitter single mothers, who idolize celebrities and overall have vague life goals? Who are "independent" and always seem to attract drama and haters? Man, they'll bring dark clouds around you and strongly believe that those clouds exist because of your own doing.

Severe lack of accountability. Incredibly draining.

48 Laws of Power, my nikkas. Specifically Law #10 -- Avoid the unlucky and the unhappy. Dating is not to be played with.:ufdup:
The Ether. :wow:
 

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When I moved to houston and she slowly stopped saying I love you when we hung up the phone or texted. 6yrs down the drain within 2.5 months of a long distant relationship. In hind-site 4yrs into our relationship I knew we were gonna break up because of distance but convinced myself that maybe just maybe she would make it work.

When she wanted me to fill up her gas tank and we had only been together for 1 month. When I told her I was waiting for her to give me the gas money she blew up on me, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!! ITS FREAKING $25 YOU CAN'T DO $25!!!!!" at that moment I was just in shock. It was like time had froze "Wow.... bruh what are you doing?... you're dating a fat single mother and shes yelling at you about putting gas in her car that you don't even drive..." I broke up with her that same day through text while she was driving to san antonio. Tried to be just friends with her but she thought I should have been trying to win her back. The last straw was one day her calling me asking to borrow $800 so she could catch up with her bills. When I told her no she flipped out and said that I should be comfortable giving her $800 because she was my ex girlfriend:mindblown:.

Let me find out......you get a pension/alimony plan after you dated someone ..... where do I file my lawsuits???? :martin: ........... or is only for the woman only? :dame:
 
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I was with my ex for 7 years. Been through everything and then some.
:yeshrug:



After a couple of rocky months, we attend a BBQ together. :obama:





She's chatting with her home girls, I'm sitting with the guys. :myman:




She happens to be standing next to the cooler, so I asked her for a beer.

:ld:


She coldly told me to get it myself.:birdman:




At the time I blew it off as attitude. :ld:


But in retrospect, the venom in her tone and the ice grill she shot me should've woke me up. :damn:


She waited another month before leaving me.
:to:





Ancedote: I bought her a jersey in anticipation for the world cup. The day we were supposed to go to watch the game, was the day she moved out. When I came home at night, to an empty house for the first time in 4 years, the ONLY thing she left behind was the jersey I had bought her.
:to:

Still not over it.

:snoop:






HIT EM WITH ETHER AND A LICK AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.....







her side nikka probably helped her move her shyt too.
 
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