Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Walt]

"your brains looking like the denver bronocs, blow out in the superbowl, i'll manning you" -boom

fukkin awful

this gotta be the worst shyt i've heard since im "krazier than krazy glue". this nikkka boom needs some some ghostwriters.

I can't watch that dude, he's horrendous.

Worst line I ever heard might be some white dude in a clip someone posted here (maybe @HHR ?) who did a "slow it down" that went something like soon as your parents saw them eyes they fukked you up... Slow it down, I just dissed you: as soon as your parents sodomized they fukked your butt.

shyt, I just got an idea for a spinoff thread.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Boom is fukkin garbage.

 

[HHR]

I can't watch that dude, he's horrendous.

Worst line I ever heard might be some white dude in a clip someone posted here (maybe @HHR ?) who did a "slow it down" that went something like soon as your parents saw them eyes they fukked you up... Slow it down, I just dissed you: as soon as your parents sodomized they fukked your butt.

shyt, I just got an idea for a spinoff thread.

Nah, wasn't me.....but

 

[Walt]

Nah, wasn't me.....but

Found it, 11:14 mark:

 

[HHR]

Dead ass.....terrible bars are much more entertaining to me at this point.

And with all the new emphasis on associate wordplay and "slow it downs" we get them more often than we get really good bars

 

[HHR]

And that bar wasn't QUITE as bad as you remembered

 

[T-K-G]

Super Star Starks? Welp Qleens phone is about to make another appearance

Cot damn im dead

 

[Walt]

And that bar wasn't QUITE as bad as you remembered

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no doubt, it was much better.

When I get bored in conversations with people I start thinking up terrible schemes based on whatever they're talking about. I had this dope/terrible one I came up with the other day that I can't completely remember, from when this chick was talking to me about Native American gangs in the Midwest. It was something like he said I was duckin him, hesitatin, maybe I'm scared of him/I just had legit reservations like a Native American/you and your crew rap loudly and act rowdy, a bunch of small Pacs/but I could see no (casino) reason to fear you... None of y'all hot/WAIT: reservations, small pox, casino?/What I'm saying is I'm the OG, you just stealin from the source like Benzino.

I need to stop watching battle rap.

 

[No1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no doubt, it was much better.

When I get bored in conversations with people I start thinking up terrible schemes based on whatever they're talking about. I had this dope/terrible one I came up with the other day that I can't completely remember, from when this chick was talking to me about Native American gangs in the Midwest. It was something like he said I was duckin him, hesitatin, maybe I'm scared of him/I just had legit reservations like a Native American/you and your crew rap loudly and act rowdy, a bunch of small Pacs/but I could see no (casino) reason to fear you... None of y'all hot/WAIT: reservations, small pox, casino?/What I'm saying is I'm the OG, you just stealin from the source like Benzino.

I need to stop watching battle rap.

Hahaha
























You lost 3-0 for referencing Benzino

 

[Walt]

Hahaha

You lost 3-0 for referencing Benzino

You see this battle rap shyt is an art, you need bars plus juice/what I gotta break it down simple for you like Dr. Seuss?/ ART, BARR, JUICE... I always win at this shyt/I'll be honest, I have no idea how to finish this shyt.

 

[HHR]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no doubt, it was much better.

When I get bored in conversations with people I start thinking up terrible schemes based on whatever they're talking about. I had this dope/terrible one I came up with the other day that I can't completely remember, from when this chick was talking to me about Native American gangs in the Midwest. It was something like he said I was duckin him, hesitatin, maybe I'm scared of him/I just had legit reservations like a Native American/you and your crew rap loudly and act rowdy, a bunch of small Pacs/but I could see no (casino) reason to fear you... None of y'all hot/WAIT: reservations, small pox, casino?/What I'm saying is I'm the OG, you just stealin from the source like Benzino.

I need to stop watching battle rap.

 

[T-K-G]

You see this battle rap shyt is an art, you need bars plus juice/what I gotta break it down simple for you like Dr. Seuss?/ ART, BARR, JUICE... I always win at this shyt/I'll be honest, I have no idea how to finish this shyt.

dammit walt you had me going along with that scheme too now im over here mad that i tried to connect art/barr/ and juice :hovlaff:

 

[T-K-G]

"your brains looking like the denver bronocs, blow out in the superbowl, i'll manning you" -boom

fukkin awful

this gotta be the worst shyt i've heard since im "krazier than krazy glue". this nikkka boom needs some some ghostwriters.

a "da feet/defeat" line by ah di boom. I hate this nygga

hold up you tellin me this nikka used can sir/cancer bars against verb

then turned around and did a cot damn da feet/defeat line against myers

Spoiler

GET THIS nikka THE fukk OUTTA BATTLE RAP

 

[theflyest]

 

[T-K-G]

brehs wtf happened to anubis? all i seen was that one battle from him vs. ha double and dude was nice, has he battled since then?