Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Cool Dr. Money]

Give me 5 good metaphors/punchlines Eminem has said in the last 5 years....I'll wait...

Em can come up with metaphors & punlines with ease, nikkas act like we talkin about riff raff to sit there and said he would get washed by lux or mook is crazy they would be debatable battles

 

[lyrical professor]

These nikkas buggin talkin bout Mook would kill Em

Edit: now Lux would beat Em the same Lux that lost to Mook but he can beat Em

The day you and a million other people get rid of that false perception that Em can actually win a battle in this era, let alone is still actually nice to begin with, shyt would be a whole lot smoother in battle rap discussion. I will say that there is nothing Mook can say to Em at all. He'd have to just go bar for bar with him. I got Mook with an easy 2-1. All that shock value material Em will come with will be trash, and leave the multi's at the crib. We got Diz if we wanna hear that shyt all night. And yes Em would die if he battled Lux....that's just end of story. It's crazy how fans are so fickle, he doesn't prepare for one battle....loses. So now we gon' strip every credential from him like he arguably isn't one of the nicest to ever get in that ring. Think B-Rabbit would survive if you want to

 

[saturn7]

They would both kill Eminem badly

how? what are they gonna say beside some generic gun clapping?

 

[FreshAIG]

Em can come up with metaphors & punlines with ease, nikkas act like we talkin about riff raff to sit there and said he would get washed by lux or mook is crazy they would be debatable battles

If he can then name some good ones he's said? eminem's been using metaphors and punchlines ALOT over the last 5 years, more than ever before and they're all terrible from the ones I heard. I'm asking someone to give me some good ones he's said recently?

Y'all be gassing nikkas off their reputation of being something rather than what they've shown you. Is Eminem a dope lyricist in his prime? Of course. Is he still a dope overall rapper? Yes, at times. But it's mostly flow carrying him now, not rhymes. Eminem don't be saying nothing cold nowadays. And even back in the day when he was really lyrical, he was lyrical for rap songs not for battles. They are different animals. Eminem's style isn't made for URL battlers. If he was in KOTD he'd probably kill because they love that comedy/multi-syllabic rhyme style that Eminem can still do at times. But Eminem has never been and never will be a good punchline/metaphor rapper which you need for street battles.

 

[FreshAIG]

how? what are they gonna say beside some generic gun clapping?

Lux doesn't talk about gun clapping ever. And Mook really doesn't either. If your point is "Eminem is a billion times more successful than them so there's nothing they can say" then fukk it, Bill Gates would be the GOAT battle rapper in your nikkas eyes.

 

[lyrical professor]

how? what are they gonna say beside some generic gun clapping?

You got a point with Mook, but Lux ain't used a real gun bar since Miles, that was 7 years ago. Let that sink in for a minute. Lux would do that man DIRTY.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

The day you and a million other people get rid of that false perception that Em can actually win a battle in this era, let alone is still actually nice to begin with, shyt would be a whole lot smoother in battle rap discussion. I will say that there is nothing Mook can say to Em at all. He'd have to just go bar for bar with him. I got Mook with an easy 2-1. All that shock value material Em will come with will be trash, and leave the multi's at the crib. We got Diz if we wanna hear that shyt all night. And yes Em would die if he battled Lux....that's just end of story. It's crazy how fans are so fickle, he doesn't prepare for one battle....loses. So now we gon' strip every credential from him like he arguably isn't one of the nicest to ever get in that ring. Think B-Rabbit would survive if you want to

You said 2-1 thats reasonable but its nikkas thinking mook would 3-0 em . I aint the biggest em fan but to say he would get washed in this day & age of battle rap give him three months to prepare he will fukk most of these nikkas up. As far as lux go that preacherman shyt aint gonna work on em he would have to go back to the style he used against midwest miles

 

[lyrical professor]

You said 2-1 thats reasonable but its nikkas thinking mook would 3-0 em . I aint the biggest em fan but to say he would get washed in this day & age of battle rap give him three months to prepare he will fukk most of these nikkas up. As far as lux go that preacherman shyt aint gonna work on em he would have to go back to the style he used against midwest miles

Nah i expect Em to have at least one good round/crazy to the crowd due to anticipation/hype

That's the only Lux i would ever refer to....Lux 3-0 no debating.

 

[saturn7]

I'm an old head. fukk all that bullshyt. if a nikka can rap then a nikka can rap. on beat, off beat. I don't even like Em like that but dude can flow and if he get time to prepare I think he can put in work. no disrepect to battlers but the essence of this shyt is still Rapping.

 

[saturn7]

Lux doesn't talk about gun clapping ever. And Mook really doesn't either. If your point is "Eminem is a billion times more successful than them so there's nothing they can say" then fukk it, Bill Gates would be the GOAT battle rapper in your nikkas eyes.

I'm not trying saying that at all but really WTF are they gonna say? these nikkas are used to talking down and sonning people (Calico, Young Hot, etc) but what disses are gonna work on a man who you would sign with after the battle is done?

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

If he can then name some good ones he's said? eminem's been using metaphors and punchlines ALOT over the last 5 years, more than ever before and they're all terrible from the ones I heard. I'm asking someone to give me some good ones he's said recently?

Y'all be gassing nikkas off their reputation of being something rather than what they've shown you. Is Eminem a dope lyricist in his prime? Of course. Is he still a dope overall rapper? Yes, at times. But it's mostly flow carrying him now, not rhymes. Eminem don't be saying nothing cold nowadays. And even back in the day when he was really lyrical, he was lyrical for rap songs not for battles. They are different animals. Eminem's style isn't made for URL battlers. If he was in KOTD he'd probably kill because they love that comedy/multi-syllabic rhyme style that Eminem can still do at times. But Eminem has never been and never will be a good punchline/metaphor rapper which you need for street battles.

i aint gassing em cuz i aint as big of a em fan as i used to be so i cant quote shyt. Would em be a monster on kotd of course he would thats his lane all day, but bring him to the url he would fukk alot of nikkas up, only dudes i would want to see em battle is mook, lux, charlie, chilla.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

did yall not see eminem at the bet cypher? He would murk any battle rapper man

 

[FreshAIG]

did yall not see eminem at the bet cypher? He would murk any battle rapper man

Those were not battle raps. lol. Y'all keep comparing good raps to battle raps, they are completely different

 

[Lavish]

Not really sure what everyone sees in eminem? You can go ahead and neg me now cuz ill go on record saying eminem would lose to alot of these cats, let alone lux. As far as mook, mook aint that nice to me, but mook could break down em. Ems whole success is largely due to dr dre and eminem being white. Mook would talk that shyt man.

But its the dikkriding fans that will fukk up the battle by booing nikkas and overhyping ems bars.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

fukk that cracker...cacinem can suck dikk