Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[KushSkywalker]

When a father loves his son and the son means the world to the father
Son get to going down that road, you grab him up by that collar
Like, “Listen, your name Gerald, let’s chill with all this Holla
You a athlete with no rap sheet
You ain’t ever clip rounds or bust a zip down, hoe sit down

 

[Supa]

I don't give a fukk about Lux or Mook, they aren't even active battlers.

Let's talk about how trash Surf's bars were vs Hollow.

Out of curiosity what did you think of his bars for Hitman? Minus the jalapeño

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I don't give a fukk about Lux or Mook, they aren't even active battlers.

Let's talk about how trash Surf's bars were vs Hollow.

"I'll be just like his deadbeat father, and put a Hollow in your mother"

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Out of curiosity what did you think of his bars for Hitman? Minus the jalapeño

Do you think outbarring Hitman is any sort of an accomplishment nowadays? Hitman died about 4-5x in the last two years.

But yo.. The reaction that jalapeño line got. I swear I hate battlerap audiences.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

"I'll be just like his deadbeat father, and put a Hollow in your mother"

That was probably one of two or three punches he said that battle that made sense.

Who was the loser that said Surf's second round vs Hollow was deadly?

 

[Supa]

Do you think outbarring Hitman is any sort of an accomplishment nowadays? Hitman died about 4-5x in the last two years.

I'm not a fan of Hitman but Surf can rhyme he's just wildly inconsistent and has been reaching well before urn/ash.

 

[Momentum]

I don't give a fukk about Lux or Mook, they aren't even active battlers.

Let's talk about how trash Surf's bars were vs Hollow.

1 word to describe that Night/Knight... BRANDON!

What is a Brandon type of Night? What do you do on a Brandon Night?

 

[mvp_status]

"I'll be just like his deadbeat father, and put a Hollow in your mother"

yea Surf had some shyt underneath all the piles of reach that battle

"On the block with somethin Deandre size, one word to explain that (K)night.....BRANDON "

that line got close to no reaction, but Nash shook the fukkin building

I hate nikkas sometimes

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Do you think outbarring Hitman is any sort of an accomplishment nowadays? Hitman died about 4-5x in the last two years.

But yo.. The reaction that jalapeño line got. I swear I hate battlerap audiences.

We seriously gotta have a day where we post Hitmans most wack/cringeworthy bars

Who was Hitman battlin, when he said some shyt like, " I'm a laptop and you don't never be outside, yous a desktop"

 

[mvp_status]

1 word to describe that Night/Knight... BRANDON!

What is a Brandon type of Night? What do you do on a Brandon Night?

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Ghostface is TBZ's Mook. Only dusts off the pen (of Zeus) for battles that make sense.

We know I'm public enemy #1 for some reason.

Battle Rap = Boxing. If you understand how boxing works then you understand how battle rap should work sans contracts
Less fights = Bigger Paydays
Lux and Mook, they understand that.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

1 word to describe that Night/Knight... BRANDON!

What is a Brandon type of Night? What do you do on a Brandon Night?

that bar was fire

Let's not stoop to Ghostface's level.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

1 word to describe that Night/Knight... BRANDON!

What is a Brandon type of Night? What do you do on a Brandon Night?

It can only mean that Brandon nights are somehow deadly

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Don't feed into his bullsh*t.

Oh the irony.

 

[Momentum]

Surf just throws in random sports references and gets passes because its easy to digest.