Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[T-K-G]

This nikka really changed his name to Juse, y'all not lying...

I didnt wanna feel like a dumbass so i wasnt asking anyone why they were calling math "Juse" this can't be life



and why the hell would you pick a dumbass name like that

we need that pic of his hairline and put a flat top on that mahfukka


matthew hoffa gone brehs make a career off of a punch, lose a career off of a punch

 

[T-K-G]

One punch'll cost ya 300k (views)

ask Math now he back to makin minimum wage


@Walt write a paper on this nikkas L so we can save it for the archives, in 2020 people are gonna wanna know what happened to that guy that punched Dose

 

[RichYung]

Wait what happened to Math??

 

[Lo-Co]

 

[Momentum]

God damn Math's career really ain't been the same since the Diz shyt. There's no denying it

Top tiers won't battle him. He needed that battle with O Red but was too embarrassed to do it SMH.

I didn't even talk about:

-Screaming "handing out 30s" on AFM
-His new "hairline"
-Exposing Chilla biting bars first and QP steals the shine (I have no knowledge but respected posters here say Math exposed it first)
-Beasley completely side-stepping the beef bait on AFM and complementing Math while not booking him
-X Factor getting booked on URL in 2015 before him
-Hosting a JimmyJazz battle rap tournament (just read this on his twitter SMH)
-Trying to expose Diz for having a boyfriend with no proof

 

[T-K-G]

Wait what happened to Math??

nothing we just recapping how his year went

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Let's reflect on the year that Math Hoffa had for a minute:

-Goes into hiding after Krack City & Diz give him the work
-Allegedly sues KOTD
-Turns down RBE battle with O-Red
-Returns months later to have a debatable with Chilla Jones on Don't Flop

Meanwhile:
-Diz gets Cassidy
-Diz gets beats Chilla easier than Math
-Diz bodies Gjonaj
-Diz throws his own event and partners with Youtube/Alki
-Serius gets ICE
-Serius gets to battle DNA on SM5 while Math gets to upload a music video on URL

-Begs Mook repeatedly for a battle
-Begs Surf repeatedly for a battle
-Exposes Surf for ghostwriting, Danny Myers steals the hype
-Surf gets Mook on the MSG Supercard regardless
-Surf sons him on Hot97 as a guy known for a punch and nothing more
-KingJuice finally uploads the footage of Holla dragging that gun home on Math

-Changes name to Juse
-Battles Quest on that Detroit card
-Battles some guy names Crome on Ozone
-Battles Bigg K and catches a Lux third, Math has a breakdown on stage over the Diz situation
-Tay Roc refuses to battle him on BOTBUK over the contract
-Battles Tony D and has another breakdown on stage over not being on URL (and loses)
-Gets stiffed on his second half and plane ticket in London

Juse

lol

 

[Burnshen]

I didnt wanna feel like a dumbass so i wasnt asking anyone why they were calling math "Juse" this can't be life



and why the hell would you pick a dumbass name like that

we need that pic of his hairline and put a flat top on that mahfukka


matthew hoffa gone brehs make a career off of a punch, lose a career off of a punch

Might've had something to do with that "Pac Juice" shyt he was doing? Idk, this nikka a clown for real. Juse and Verb Von Doom, let's not let these battle rappers change their names anymore cause it's all corny bullshyt.

 

[Mook]

My nikka Jay Blac was going in

I swear I could watch goodz round and hear everyone talk about it forever. Its the greatest performance Ive ever seen.

 

[noodles]

We need to pull the files...some clowns on here were arguing Danja won that battle...smh

 

[The PrettyGod!!!]

Exactly. Bill probably used to getting punked, Math has probably been the toughest nikka in the room most of his life.

Bill, got hit by one nikka, math got jumped.. Those diz punches didn't do no damage. I mean he punched wit one hand, like he never had a fight. Hoffa is just a real person, nikka ain't gonna lie. He's old school with it, get it off yo chest.

 

[Momentum]

I swear I could watch goodz round and hear everyone talk about it forever. Its the greatest performance Ive ever seen.

IMO the greatest performance I've seen is...

Spoiler

Holla's first round is

The haymakers just don't fukking stop

O Red never recovered

 

[Mook]

We need to pull the files...some clowns on here were arguing Danja won that battle...smh

Look at these two clowns right here:

Yall really think Goodz killed him
Nygga brought his block with him
Goodz had no bars only good part was the roasting session
and at the end when he played him with the handshake

Zone won this easily.. Goodz bars are so weak.

 

[T-K-G]

My nikka Jay Blac was going in

I swear I could watch goodz round and hear everyone talk about it forever. Its the greatest performance Ive ever seen.

That was easily blac's best blog along with the ones here he's rapping himself


his spazzed on danja

he made you backtrack, danja zone


you fell into da danger zone


and ya name is danja zone......that's a dangerous zone

 

[dutchie]

IMO the greatest performance I've seen is...

Spoiler

Holla's first round is

The haymakers just don't fukking stop

O Red never recovered

My nikka Red had the flu breh