Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Ronnie Lott]

Just watched Danny/Clips.

Clips sucks to me now, and I dont mean he sucks because he's lazy- I mean he actually sucks when he's TRYING. His battle w/ Rex was the last time he was truly impressive (and he sucked that whole year for the most part). He's definitely past his prime.

He still beat Danny tho

 

[Ronnie Lott]

This interview was depressing

 

[noodles]

B magic was washed a long time ago..

 

[wizworld]

Heavybagz tv is already better 15 minutes of fame.

I thought dude was a clown for the longest, because he has some really weird opinions. But Heavybagz is completely outworking 15Mofe and most of the other battle rap media outlets.
15Mofe needs to get Ash Cash the hell outta the paint stat. Really they should revamp everything besides the game show. They are even getting a little desperate with that shyt, last episode had like 10 minutes of Gwitty ad-libs.
The Melly Mel (Lux impersonator/comedian) variety show has some promise, but other than that it's clear Heavybags carried that team.

 

[WhoShotCha]

He still beat Danny tho

Exactly

 

[MicIsGod]

15 mofe is only good for the bar exam.

 

[theflyest]

This could be url related

I doubt it

My thinking is he wanted to get Mack Myron on the card. Probably fought for Mack Myron to get his slot.

Think about it. No one is booking Mack Myron outside the state of Michigan like that. This is a real good look for him. If he performs well here, he may have more opportunities open up. Future RBE cards, etc. His battle will probably collect a few more views since its crew vs crew as opposed to if it where just another RBE event with Mack Myron vs Oops.

Mack Myron has to step up against RBE's intercontinental champion.

 

[theflyest]

I thought dude was a clown for the longest, because he has some really weird opinions. But Heavybagz is completely outworking 15Mofe and most of the other battle rap media outlets.
15Mofe needs to get Ash Cash the hell outta the paint stat. Really they should revamp everything besides the game show. They are even getting a little desperate with that shyt, last episode had like 10 minutes of Gwitty ad-libs.
The Melly Mel (Lux impersonator/comedian) variety show has some promise, but other than that it's clear Heavybags carried that team.

I felt the same way. The whole "yeah thats whats up" interview style was annoying the hell out of me. That brand hasn't been shyt since he left. I noticed the brand falling off before he made his official announcement.

Battle rap let an obese white guy come in the game & outwork them. Watch this guy become the vladtv version of battlerap.

 

[Big Jo]

Random thought: Seems like URL has a pretty good game plan now in terms of releasing content.

The Big events stream live on PPV, and then official releases are quickly uploaded the next day as to not lose views to bootlegs

Smaller, supplemental events are released the traditional way, on a schedule and professionally edited

That's pretty much the perfect way to handle it. Plus, they can always go back and remaster/ re-release the big event drops if they want to. KOTD just remastered Dizaster vs Canibus

 

[storyteller]

CTV Hosted the World's Most Cringeworthy Rap Battle and They Don't Want You to See It | VICE | Canada

Ien then introduced rappers HFK and Charron and greenlit their performance, saying, "go at it guys." Those words will likely haunt her for the rest of her career.

What followed was offensive on multiple levels, but primarily because it was so terrible.

The guys, who are godawful lyricists, made gay jokes, trans jokes, fat jokes and slut jokes. None of them were funny jokes. On a show most likely only being watched by suburban parents and their kids (it was Family Day in Alberta, Manitoba, Ontario and Saskatchewan ), they quipped about jerking off, blowjobs and "virgins in Oshawa." They also dropped references to "true dough," Dion Phaneuf and Michael Cera, giving this shyt-pile of a performance a distinctly Canadian flair.

CTV didn't post the battle online, but someone leaked a shytty copy onto YouTube so we can all relive the pain (again and again, seriously I watched this like six times in a row).

HFK opened the battle, referring to himself as "Hugh Hefner going up against Bruce Jenner."

(Really setting the tone by channeling a man who is literally about to die at any minute.)

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[theflyest]

I understand battlerap is a business, but battlerap failed us not delivering Hitman-Suge when it was hot. The battle has lost steam.

 

[Phillyrider807]

I thought dude was a clown for the longest, because he has some really weird opinions. But Heavybagz is completely outworking 15Mofe and most of the other battle rap media outlets.
15Mofe needs to get Ash Cash the hell outta the paint stat. Really they should revamp everything besides the game show. They are even getting a little desperate with that shyt, last episode had like 10 minutes of Gwitty ad-libs.
The Melly Mel (Lux impersonator/comedian) variety show has some promise, but other than that it's clear Heavybags carried that team.

At the thought of nikkas hating on Heavy. He's EASIEST the best blogger out of all these nikkas!

Replace Heavy Bagz with Ash Cash


But yea ash cash only got that position cause she fukking guyfeltherthy

 

[T-K-G]

Canada LOST

 

[Momentum]

I went in on these guys all 2015, now I'm just going to sit back and watch it burn down.

They already booked Rex for future events

Take them for everything they got Randy