Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[wtfyomom]

Holy shyt, Math vs. Dose was added to Armaggedon!!

I was hoping that tweet was true , this shyt gonna be better than overated sm2

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Rock got this battle 2-1.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

SMACK/ URL PRESENTS CORTEZ VS TAY ROC - YouTube

this nikka tay roc horrible

"when i grip...when i pull....when i grab the..." this nikka ain't shyt wtf do ya'll see in him? he baely got pass my nikka qp and cortez ran through this nikka

at worst i'd give it 2-1 but cortez got this nikka with no effort

 

[theflyest]

Cortez bores the shyt out of me. It's hard to watch him without fast forwarding. I just don't fukk with him

 

[stepbackj34spud]

this nikka tay roc horrible

"when i grip...when i pull....when i grab the..." this nikka ain't shyt wtf do ya'll see in him? he baely got pass my nikka qp and cortez ran through this nikka

at worst i'd give it 2-1 but cortez got this nikka with no effort

Yeah T.roc was dumb wack, but arguing against the consensus here is pointless.

Cortez bores the shyt out of me. It's hard to watch him without fast forwarding. I just don't fukk with him

Cortez is wack to me too, I don't fukk with his battles either. shine vs Cortez will be a snoozefest. But he won this battle 2-1, imo.

 

[Lurking Class Hero]

I think Cortez is borderline wack, but I gave him the battle 2-1.

Everything Tay-Roc says is so meh

'I'm the carpenter, I get the hammer...blah blah'

'I'll diss you using names of niccas I battled'



The very nature of rapper names means this is really easy, it's not like having to fit government names into a scheme or something. shyt is painting by numbers. Didn't he also use a shytty cinnamon toast food/gun scheme, or was that Cortez? Can't be bothered to check.

Anyway: rd1: Rock rd2: Tez rd3: Tez


And Jesus christ will rappers stop saying i'ma let my K-Shine, It was unimpressive the first million times.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Yo this b*tch flow is crazy. I clicked this battle just to see how thick this bytch was ....

This Krissy chick is flowing like a seasoned vet.

 

[cornercommission2k12]

Honestly I don't know who to give that battle to

Rock started weak in every rd but finished them stronger

Tez started every rd strong but finished them weak

shyt really is a toss up

But I'm leaning towards tez 2-1 for originality. Can't lie when tay started using all the dudes names scheme I literally rolled my eyes at it. Damn that's been done to death. So that's what won it for tez to me cause rock got the 1st and tez got the 3rd. So tez gets the 2nd 2-1 tez imo

Verb is going to wash tez in the lou tho

 

[Lavish]

both tay and tez were wack

 

[IVS]

Rock needs to get flows. He is basic and not top tier. Not that Cortez is really any better. Very barely mediocre battle.

I do love Roc calling him a sp!c though. Sh!t Puerto Ricans love saying nigg3r.

 

[Y2Dre]

both tay and tez were wack

Indeed, I give it to Tay tho.

Plus that lesbian behind Cortez was distracting and making it hard for me to take anything be said seriously.

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

I mean....Cortez is nowhere near as nice as he thinks he is. He's mid-tier at absolute best...probably not even that.

But using a URL rapper name scheme should be an automatic loss at this point...shyt is overdone and just lame as fukk

that's why I ain't give Tay Roc the second round, the rest of his round was on point but the name scheme was.

Pretty good battle though, Roc started out strong as hell and got the first, but that name scheme in the second cost him the round to me. The third was a real close round, real talk I wanna say draw...... for now I think I'm going with Cortez but I won't argue with someone saying Tay Roc. I'mma watch the third round again later though to see if I can find some seperation from the two.

 

[Charlie]

Dose got nothing to lose. Math better watch out. He was losing the first battle before he socked bol.

 

[raw613]

roc 2 to 1 to me, i gave cortez the second

 

[Willy Waffle]

Smack has Armageddon, UW has .................... Apocalypse
got damn ars taking alot of shots at smack in this video, card is in feb and he's promoting it already