Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[JuvenileHell]

Random shyt, but imagine if Smack set up a battle between Loaded Lux and Chess, and told them both they had unlimited time in all of their rounds...

What's the over/under on the battle? Six hours?

Lmao theyre gonna be the only two battlers on the card. Theyll use up all the time URL has booked for the venue

 

[Burnshen]

Random shyt, but imagine if Smack set up a battle between Loaded Lux and Chess, and told them both they had unlimited time in all of their rounds...

What's the over/under on the battle? Six hours?

Each round gonna be its own event fukk outta here

 

[theflyest]

Random shyt, but imagine if Smack set up a battle between Loaded Lux and Chess, and told them both they had unlimited time in all of their rounds...

What's the over/under on the battle? Six hours?

I think Chess vs Showoff could produce the longest battle of all time.

Lux puts together long material, but it does have an ending.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Mack Mel with one of the best haymakers in battlerap history. The setup up and delivery was so A1... mixed with genuine reaction from the crowd.

 

[wizworld]

Random shyt, but imagine if Smack set up a battle between Loaded Lux and Chess, and told them both they had unlimited time in all of their rounds...

What's the over/under on the battle? Six hours?

I don't know, but my son Chess might show up in a Easter suit & penny loafers and start preaching that poverty pain to Lux.
And Lux will be the first person that Chess battles to write multiple "CHESS" related schemes.

Rook stop, back to the pawn shop, your shines need a re-buff
Just cause you got one round off Rock doesn't make you a diamond in the rough



Man.... I know this sounds blasphemous because we're pretty much all from the Paleozoic era of battle rap, but if Chess beats JC he MIGHT be the most entertaining match-up for Lux out there.

 

[Momentum]

How does the leader of your crew have no clear wins, chokes every battle and has a nose ring

The DMV needs some wins, and soon. The angles are writing themselves.

 

[Momentum]

Mack Mel with one of the best haymakers in battlerap history. The setup up and delivery was so A1... mixed with genuine reaction from the crowd.

For as trash as DOT is in the last two rounds, that Stuart Scott shyt damn near cost me a Macbook. Probably my favorite haymaker of the current era.

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Big T is gonna do Mike P dirty

 

[Delicious]

For as trash as DOT is in the last two rounds, that Stuart Scott shyt damn near cost me a Macbook. Probably my favorite haymaker of the current era.

That bar was the epitome of

 

[MicIsGod]

Big T is gonna 30 mike p.

 

[dennis roadman]

i see jakk as the goonies/DMV leader

twork is what roc is to dot mob, an outta towner who holds it down heavy, but not the leader

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Big T is gonna do Mike P dirty

Big T is gonna 30 mike p.

Put your faith in Big Terrance brehs

 

[Young Fab]

Nah son, this nikka twork got problems

nikka look like a broke ass, fat ass Carmelo Anthony

 

[Momentum]

nikka look like a broke ass, fat ass Carmelo Anthony

Ironically he's related a bunch of pro athletes so you never know

 

[FreshAIG]

Got me a little more hype than I was