Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[dappadonna]

Flip might body Cam'ron , I don't know who he got writing for him these days cos he low-key got bars.

 

[DontEemTry]

I could only listen to 2 minutes of that shyt, but whoever that broad is she put Snake Eyez bodybag in a bodybag

 

[JuvenileHell]

An hour?

Cliffnotes?

 

[FreshAIG]

Jesus

 

[FreshAIG]

An hour?

Cliffnotes?

I watched like 25 minutes

He lives at home with his father at 30, and he can’t even turn on the AC because his pop complains about the light bill and Snake is broke and jobless and he has to sneak in his own house late at night, sometimes his dad won’t let him inside.

They went on a date and all he had was a fake 50 dollar bill on him and his mom called her to say “Why’d you leave my son stranded in Manhattan” and he’s 30

She said he was a Virgin when he smashed her

He shows up to battles with only 10 dollars

He’s not tough, he doesn’t even own and gun

Said he copped some work and ended up smoking it

Gets 500 dollars to battle that he has to make stretch because he doesn’t do anything to make money

 

[Ardamus]

Cot damn. Snake eyes about to be on AFM real quick to clear that shyt up. Or at least try to. Reminds me of that shyt QP went thru with ole girl that kicked him out.

 

[JuvenileHell]

I watched like 25 minutes

He lives at home with his father at 30, and he can’t even turn on the AC because his pop complains about the light bill and Snake is broke and jobless and he has to sneak in his own house late at night, sometimes his dad won’t let him inside.

They went on a date and all he had was a fake 50 dollar bill on him and his mom called her to say “Why’d you leave my son stranded in Manhattan” and he’s 30

She said he was a Virgin when he smashed her

He shows up to battles with only 10 dollars

He’s not tough, he doesn’t even own and gun

Said he copped some work and ended up smoking it

Gets 500 dollars to battle that he has to make stretch because he doesn’t do anything to make money

Jesus, she pretty much handed Snake's next opponent a gun full of ammo

 

[FreshAIG]

Jesus, she pretty much handed Snake's next opponent a gun full of ammo

Mack Mel on URL DMV card in January. He might put Snake in a bag.

 

[Ardamus]

Mack Mel on URL DMV card in January. He might put Snake in a bag.

Yep. And let's not forget all that chasing he did on AFM with Mike P. Worse thing you want to do is not only give your next opponent some ammo but also give that same ammo to the other potential opponents you called out that you haven't battled yet.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

I watched like 25 minutes

He lives at home with his father at 30, and he can’t even turn on the AC because his pop complains about the light bill and Snake is broke and jobless and he has to sneak in his own house late at night, sometimes his dad won’t let him inside.

They went on a date and all he had was a fake 50 dollar bill on him and his mom called her to say “Why’d you leave my son stranded in Manhattan” and he’s 30

She said he was a Virgin when he smashed her

He shows up to battles with only 10 dollars

He’s not tough, he doesn’t even own and gun

Said he copped some work and ended up smoking it

Gets 500 dollars to battle that he has to make stretch because he doesn’t do anything to make money

Mack Mel cooking up that Halal Special right now

 

[Mook]

None of that matters when she put his dikk in her mouth

 

[Mook]

None of that matters when she put his dikk in her mouth

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I watched like 25 minutes

He lives at home with his father at 30, and he can’t even turn on the AC because his pop complains about the light bill and Snake is broke and jobless and he has to sneak in his own house late at night, sometimes his dad won’t let him inside.

They went on a date and all he had was a fake 50 dollar bill on him and his mom called her to say “Why’d you leave my son stranded in Manhattan” and he’s 30

She said he was a Virgin when he smashed her

He shows up to battles with only 10 dollars

He’s not tough, he doesn’t even own and gun

Said he copped some work and ended up smoking it

Gets 500 dollars to battle that he has to make stretch because he doesn’t do anything to make money

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

I watched like 25 minutes

He lives at home with his father at 30, and he can’t even turn on the AC because his pop complains about the light bill and Snake is broke and jobless and he has to sneak in his own house late at night, sometimes his dad won’t let him inside.

They went on a date and all he had was a fake 50 dollar bill on him and his mom called her to say “Why’d you leave my son stranded in Manhattan” and he’s 30

She said he was a Virgin when he smashed her

He shows up to battles with only 10 dollars

He’s not tough, he doesn’t even own and gun

Said he copped some work and ended up smoking it

Gets 500 dollars to battle that he has to make stretch because he doesn’t do anything to make money

All of this and she still let him fukk

 

[Momentum]

I watched like 25 minutes

He lives at home with his father at 30, and he can’t even turn on the AC because his pop complains about the light bill and Snake is broke and jobless and he has to sneak in his own house late at night, sometimes his dad won’t let him inside.

They went on a date and all he had was a fake 50 dollar bill on him and his mom called her to say “Why’d you leave my son stranded in Manhattan” and he’s 30

She said he was a Virgin when he smashed her

He shows up to battles with only 10 dollars

He’s not tough, he doesn’t even own and gun

Said he copped some work and ended up smoking it

Gets 500 dollars to battle that he has to make stretch because he doesn’t do anything to make money

He lives across the street from Target & Home Depot yet his house is falling apart and he doesn't have toiletries