JMurder
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No, Cal really did bag Hoffa. 3-0 no debating
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Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)
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No, Cal really did bag Hoffa. 3-0 no debating
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MicIsGod
They like what that mean
i dont think performance would be enough for hitman to make it out of that one with a W, he'd have to come with a serious, factual expoxal that nobody heard about yet or something imo
Idk I think guys with great performance have a great chance at beating surf because he's mostly screaming. See yung ill and con. And hitman is no slouch with bars either. It'd be a classic for sure.
T-K-G
Veteran
yung ill has bars tho, con is corny most of the time for me.
but yea hitman would put up a good fight he'd have to come with bars
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
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Lurking Class Hero
Medicine for loneliness
someone made a best of ness vs dna video
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this lux dikkriding
I think hollow gonna kill that nygga
his battle against calicoe he aint do enough for me
Still think calicoe won
I need lux to really body a nygga to give him the love yall do
this lux dikkriding
I think hollow gonna kill that nygga
his battle against calicoe he aint do enough for me
Still think calicoe won
I need lux to really body a nygga to give him the love yall do
We got it, you hate Lux cause everyone thinks he's great
"I want to be different" type nikkas are always needed.
Nah it's dikk eating
It was not a classic performance period
Big T fans do the same shyt
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
Hollow and Lux not in the same stratosphere as battle rappers though. I believe Lux haas been overrated recently, but dude can spit in and out of battle rap. Hollow on the other hand is pure trash. I have no idea why dude is so liked. Other than than the Big T battle, Hollow is mad average.
I got this exact same starting 5...except I have it as:
Hollow Da Don
Loaded Lux
Chilla Jones
JC
Conceited
I got this exact same starting 5...except I have it as:
Hollow Da Don
Loaded Lux
Chilla Jones
JC
Conceited
#BarsOVerEverything
MicIsGod
They like what that mean
lmao word.
Chilla Jones is a PROBLEM when it comes to bars. This is for yall that dont catch what he be saying in his schemes and be questioning why I have him rated so highly (im my top 3):
He seen my shorty and he one of the CATS who want her
Cause she can roll a joint, plus her body on point like Acupuncture
This cat here (CAT HAIR) tried to whisk her (WHISKER) off her feet, perfume her, even bought her Pumas (PUMAS)
Told my girl I been lyin (LION) cause I'ma cheater (CHEETAH) so the rumor
Links (LYNX) your boy Jones in a Jag (JAG) with a cougar (COUGAR), I schooled her
Like "I aint tag her (TIGER). Until you spot me like a Leopard (LEOPARD) don't listen.
No question if he lyin (FELINE), he 100% p*ssy...in other words he's just kiddin! (KITTEN)"
Shorty was worth a mill or so, one kid (KIDD), she always bought her daughter clothes
The crib in Lynn (LIN) she called it Rome, with plenty of space to park her (PARKER) Rolls (ROSE)
He did her wrong though (RONDO), one holiday (HOLIDAY) with an intern at the studio
His girl heard he tried to nail, son (NELSON), so to charm her (CHALMERS) he gave her a ruby yo (RUBIO)
But truly bro, adultery is daring (DERON), something we call a sin
She had a sis (ASSIST) in D.C., so she went and moved to Washington
You'll have court (HALF COURT) for a restraining order if you call again
Now she'll never let you run your john through her walls (JOHN WALL) again
Honestly, if this dikk head came with no protection...peeling them in her
He gonna need a Plan B to try killing the fetus
Pause, maybe I'm too fast forward for yall to find that
So let me stop playing for a second and rewind that
I said if this dikk head came with no protection...pulling them heaters
He gonna need a plan B to try and kill and defeat us
My team trying to get baguettes and watches so
They sell knicks (KNICKS) for 6 or 7 bucks (BUCKS) just to net (NETS) a profit
Make haters disappear...like a wizard (WIZARDS) with the magic (MAGIC)
Carry hawks (HAWKS) and heat (HEAT) so beef, it'll be tragic
Shoot at your calves (CAVS) and clap it like a backboard
I bob cats (BOBCATS) and weave, im leaping over to jab more
Street pacers (PACER) get pissed on (PISTONS), this is what you asked for?
No bull (BULLS) I'm trying to sell ticks (CELTICS) on these rap tours (RAPTORS)
I got wolves (TIMBERWOLVES) on they grizzly (GRIZZLIES) stop it!
Spur (SPURS) of the moment shopping, I copped and rock it (ROCKETS)
I got what my folks covet
But still send my warriors (WARRIORS) at his sons (SUNS) with that thunder (THUNDER) for them gold nuggets (NUGGETS)
I aint the king (KINGS), I'm just in a blazer (BLAZERS) stunting
The flow water, reminding you of a lake or (LAKERS) something
So talk jazz (JAZZ), on the horn and (HORNETS) play the clarinet
I keep a clip or (CLIPPERS) 2 for any maverick (MAVERICKS) they declare a threat
Now did she plan it? (PLANET), no comment (COMET) that's something we may never know
You mad cause she see I'm a star (STAR)....but I aint tell her scope (TELESCOPE)
I told him blame the Zodiac (ZODIAC), his gal a Leo (GALILEO), but he aint a believer
He got mad and said "You tore us (TAURUS) apart...you gotta leave breh (LIBRA)
She's a diamond, if you ever go near my gem and I (GEMINI), I'm getting serious", but Ciddy I aint hearing this
So I'ma cap this corn (CAPRICORN) to show nikkas what a queer he is (AQUARIUS)
Now clearly, it's top tier you plan to make it too
I turned Cash into Spongebob, but you animated too
You like Bart (BART), cause you a simp son (SIMPSON) this is a comparing that I got to
Cause you dont own a home or (HOMER) lease a (LISA) whip, tell me that's not true
I'm quick on the draw, turn you into Marge (MARGE) if I pop you
So even if you holding that maggy (MAGGIE) you'll get your top blew (BLUE)
Why you think you can top my bars b? Bingo (BINGO)
Cause how's you rule it (ROULETTE)...you fill slots to help your ego?
You ever dice (DICE) flesh or jack pot (JACKPOT) to get a ki? No (KENO)
So when you see the poker (POKER), he craps (CRAPS), cause C knows (CASINO)
The way I flow it...seasoned, food for thought with a foul flavor
So with that trey, I'l serve you like a proud waiter
An appetite for destruction? Well I'll cater
I said, an appetite for destruction I'm Al Queda,
My style greater, hater, I got the gang scared as shyt
Because everything I write is the bomb...I'm bout to tear a wrist (TERRORIST)
His career getting ruined,
It's sort of like I ethered him, this battle been a shoo (SHOE) in...You still trying to sneak a (SNEAKER) win?
But why converse (CONVERSE), if he lie (FILA) bout his clip squeezin
Then my man hop outta vans (VANS) and let the k swiss (K-SWISS) cheese him
See I'm over it, so these terms might (TERMITE) offend you young grasshopper (GRASSHOPPER)
But you aint Math Hoffa, yall think this cat'll peel a (CATERPILLAR) gat?
Well in the D, that may fly (MAYFLY), but your aunt (ANT) said you aint a mag popper
See I'm ticked (TIC) off, in spite of (SPIDER) my supply I let em hit the weed
When he close to roach (ROACH) I wet his fukkin pants where his center pee (CENTIPEDE)
I'm where your Queen be (QUEEN BEE), the day I beat'll (BEETLE) be the end yes
Cause my skeet'll (MOSQUITO) make his lady bug (LADY BUG) whenever we in sex (INSECTS)
But you a FRUIT though,
See he think it's all peaches (PEACHES), til I dead his fiancee when I show up at the beaches now they cant elope (CANTALOPE)
And after that with the hammer, I'm preparing for the drama fam, starting with your grandma
See I'll catch her trying to be a nana (BANANA), a pair'll blast 2
Put the last 2 in the adams apple (APPLE) of your dad too
Man go (MANGO) somewhere! Aint you aware that I'm deadly?
I can drop a bomb on your mom and leave her ass buried (RASPBERRY)
Then I'll turn you into a VEGETABLE, fakkit!
For them 24 karrots (CARROTS), 24 in your cabbage (CABBAGE)
I'm in the p's (PEAS), potato (POTATO) on the gat
The trey eighto when it clap,
Gon make it look like he got hit with tomatos (TOMATOS) on his back
When you talking bout the best...then it better be us
We push onions (ONIONS), sell and re (CELERY) up
So get your salary up, and let us (LETTUCE) proceed
I'll show you what I mean when I throw 3's like rice (RICE) at a wedding...Im from the bean (BEAN)
What I want to know for real...you sell drugs or furniture? Which one you pushin?
So for (SOFA) all the men (OTTOMAN) who share (CHAIR) and brought dutches to put kush in (CUSHION)
His price on the pill low (PILLOW), but like a dresser (DRESSER) I pull from my draws(DRAWER) grippin tools
To catch him lampin (LAMP), cause I wont let my arm rest (ARM REST) until he shyttin stools (STOOLS)
Tell you men that, I aint got shyt to lose
He wasnt alarmed, kept sleeping like he hit the snooze
But I be grippin tools, Cash, peep the gun size
You straight fake, bet they break (DAY BREAK) if son rides (SUN RISE)
When it dawns (DAWN), I aim nice (NIGHTS) you better skip the stage,
His fam wont do good morning (MOURNING) when he get awake (A WAKE)
Now watch this male (MAIL) go postal (POSTAL)...bodybags if I get bold
So when I address (ADDRESS) him, no matter what Ciddy (CITY) state (STATE) he getting zipped cold (ZIPCODE)
We got something in common, see your cheerleader's a player too
She knows I coach (COACH) the hustlas (HUSTLERS) on how to make a play or (PLAYER) 2
She was bawling (BALLING) when we broke up, see, you was after me clown
She pressed (PRESS) you with her box out (BOX OUT), you caught her off the rebound (REBOUND)
Our sex was on point god (POINT GUARD), so from you she gotta get away
She'll make a fast break (FAST BREAK), come back bored (BACKBOARD), then I let her hit the j (JUMPER)
Till she Jordan high, then she'll suck the team dry till we run out
She's a jump, man, (JUMPMAN)...we left her legs spread with her tongue out
So run if you can bro before that chamber revolve
No gallery, this master piece will leave your frame on the wall
If the jakes on the call, you know the drill (DRILL)
They gonna ask (AX) what you saw (SAW), before I get bailed from the slammer
If you level (LEVER) with em...I'm screwed (SCREW), and I'ma get nailed (NAIL) for the hammer (HAMMER)
Chilla Jones
He seen my shorty and he one of the CATS who want her
Cause she can roll a joint, plus her body on point like Acupuncture
This cat here (CAT HAIR) tried to whisk her (WHISKER) off her feet, perfume her, even bought her Pumas (PUMAS)
Told my girl I been lyin (LION) cause I'ma cheater (CHEETAH) so the rumor
Links (LYNX) your boy Jones in a Jag (JAG) with a cougar (COUGAR), I schooled her
Like "I aint tag her (TIGER). Until you spot me like a Leopard (LEOPARD) don't listen.
No question if he lyin (FELINE), he 100% p*ssy...in other words he's just kiddin! (KITTEN)"
Shorty was worth a mill or so, one kid (KIDD), she always bought her daughter clothes
The crib in Lynn (LIN) she called it Rome, with plenty of space to park her (PARKER) Rolls (ROSE)
He did her wrong though (RONDO), one holiday (HOLIDAY) with an intern at the studio
His girl heard he tried to nail, son (NELSON), so to charm her (CHALMERS) he gave her a ruby yo (RUBIO)
But truly bro, adultery is daring (DERON), something we call a sin
She had a sis (ASSIST) in D.C., so she went and moved to Washington
You'll have court (HALF COURT) for a restraining order if you call again
Now she'll never let you run your john through her walls (JOHN WALL) again
Honestly, if this dikk head came with no protection...peeling them in her
He gonna need a Plan B to try killing the fetus
Pause, maybe I'm too fast forward for yall to find that
So let me stop playing for a second and rewind that
I said if this dikk head came with no protection...pulling them heaters
He gonna need a plan B to try and kill and defeat us
My team trying to get baguettes and watches so
They sell knicks (KNICKS) for 6 or 7 bucks (BUCKS) just to net (NETS) a profit
Make haters disappear...like a wizard (WIZARDS) with the magic (MAGIC)
Carry hawks (HAWKS) and heat (HEAT) so beef, it'll be tragic
Shoot at your calves (CAVS) and clap it like a backboard
I bob cats (BOBCATS) and weave, im leaping over to jab more
Street pacers (PACER) get pissed on (PISTONS), this is what you asked for?
No bull (BULLS) I'm trying to sell ticks (CELTICS) on these rap tours (RAPTORS)
I got wolves (TIMBERWOLVES) on they grizzly (GRIZZLIES) stop it!
Spur (SPURS) of the moment shopping, I copped and rock it (ROCKETS)
I got what my folks covet
But still send my warriors (WARRIORS) at his sons (SUNS) with that thunder (THUNDER) for them gold nuggets (NUGGETS)
I aint the king (KINGS), I'm just in a blazer (BLAZERS) stunting
The flow water, reminding you of a lake or (LAKERS) something
So talk jazz (JAZZ), on the horn and (HORNETS) play the clarinet
I keep a clip or (CLIPPERS) 2 for any maverick (MAVERICKS) they declare a threat
Now did she plan it? (PLANET), no comment (COMET) that's something we may never know
You mad cause she see I'm a star (STAR)....but I aint tell her scope (TELESCOPE)
I told him blame the Zodiac (ZODIAC), his gal a Leo (GALILEO), but he aint a believer
He got mad and said "You tore us (TAURUS) apart...you gotta leave breh (LIBRA)
She's a diamond, if you ever go near my gem and I (GEMINI), I'm getting serious", but Ciddy I aint hearing this
So I'ma cap this corn (CAPRICORN) to show nikkas what a queer he is (AQUARIUS)
Now clearly, it's top tier you plan to make it too
I turned Cash into Spongebob, but you animated too
You like Bart (BART), cause you a simp son (SIMPSON) this is a comparing that I got to
Cause you dont own a home or (HOMER) lease a (LISA) whip, tell me that's not true
I'm quick on the draw, turn you into Marge (MARGE) if I pop you
So even if you holding that maggy (MAGGIE) you'll get your top blew (BLUE)
Why you think you can top my bars b? Bingo (BINGO)
Cause how's you rule it (ROULETTE)...you fill slots to help your ego?
You ever dice (DICE) flesh or jack pot (JACKPOT) to get a ki? No (KENO)
So when you see the poker (POKER), he craps (CRAPS), cause C knows (CASINO)
The way I flow it...seasoned, food for thought with a foul flavor
So with that trey, I'l serve you like a proud waiter
An appetite for destruction? Well I'll cater
I said, an appetite for destruction I'm Al Queda,
My style greater, hater, I got the gang scared as shyt
Because everything I write is the bomb...I'm bout to tear a wrist (TERRORIST)
His career getting ruined,
It's sort of like I ethered him, this battle been a shoo (SHOE) in...You still trying to sneak a (SNEAKER) win?
But why converse (CONVERSE), if he lie (FILA) bout his clip squeezin
Then my man hop outta vans (VANS) and let the k swiss (K-SWISS) cheese him
See I'm over it, so these terms might (TERMITE) offend you young grasshopper (GRASSHOPPER)
But you aint Math Hoffa, yall think this cat'll peel a (CATERPILLAR) gat?
Well in the D, that may fly (MAYFLY), but your aunt (ANT) said you aint a mag popper
See I'm ticked (TIC) off, in spite of (SPIDER) my supply I let em hit the weed
When he close to roach (ROACH) I wet his fukkin pants where his center pee (CENTIPEDE)
I'm where your Queen be (QUEEN BEE), the day I beat'll (BEETLE) be the end yes
Cause my skeet'll (MOSQUITO) make his lady bug (LADY BUG) whenever we in sex (INSECTS)
But you a FRUIT though,
See he think it's all peaches (PEACHES), til I dead his fiancee when I show up at the beaches now they cant elope (CANTALOPE)
And after that with the hammer, I'm preparing for the drama fam, starting with your grandma
See I'll catch her trying to be a nana (BANANA), a pair'll blast 2
Put the last 2 in the adams apple (APPLE) of your dad too
Man go (MANGO) somewhere! Aint you aware that I'm deadly?
I can drop a bomb on your mom and leave her ass buried (RASPBERRY)
Then I'll turn you into a VEGETABLE, fakkit!
For them 24 karrots (CARROTS), 24 in your cabbage (CABBAGE)
I'm in the p's (PEAS), potato (POTATO) on the gat
The trey eighto when it clap,
Gon make it look like he got hit with tomatos (TOMATOS) on his back
When you talking bout the best...then it better be us
We push onions (ONIONS), sell and re (CELERY) up
So get your salary up, and let us (LETTUCE) proceed
I'll show you what I mean when I throw 3's like rice (RICE) at a wedding...Im from the bean (BEAN)
What I want to know for real...you sell drugs or furniture? Which one you pushin?
So for (SOFA) all the men (OTTOMAN) who share (CHAIR) and brought dutches to put kush in (CUSHION)
His price on the pill low (PILLOW), but like a dresser (DRESSER) I pull from my draws(DRAWER) grippin tools
To catch him lampin (LAMP), cause I wont let my arm rest (ARM REST) until he shyttin stools (STOOLS)
Tell you men that, I aint got shyt to lose
He wasnt alarmed, kept sleeping like he hit the snooze
But I be grippin tools, Cash, peep the gun size
You straight fake, bet they break (DAY BREAK) if son rides (SUN RISE)
When it dawns (DAWN), I aim nice (NIGHTS) you better skip the stage,
His fam wont do good morning (MOURNING) when he get awake (A WAKE)
Now watch this male (MAIL) go postal (POSTAL)...bodybags if I get bold
So when I address (ADDRESS) him, no matter what Ciddy (CITY) state (STATE) he getting zipped cold (ZIPCODE)
We got something in common, see your cheerleader's a player too
She knows I coach (COACH) the hustlas (HUSTLERS) on how to make a play or (PLAYER) 2
She was bawling (BALLING) when we broke up, see, you was after me clown
She pressed (PRESS) you with her box out (BOX OUT), you caught her off the rebound (REBOUND)
Our sex was on point god (POINT GUARD), so from you she gotta get away
She'll make a fast break (FAST BREAK), come back bored (BACKBOARD), then I let her hit the j (JUMPER)
Till she Jordan high, then she'll suck the team dry till we run out
She's a jump, man, (JUMPMAN)...we left her legs spread with her tongue out
So run if you can bro before that chamber revolve
No gallery, this master piece will leave your frame on the wall
If the jakes on the call, you know the drill (DRILL)
They gonna ask (AX) what you saw (SAW), before I get bailed from the slammer
If you level (LEVER) with em...I'm screwed (SCREW), and I'ma get nailed (NAIL) for the hammer (HAMMER)
Chilla Jones
ItzDaKiing
Freedom
Here you go again making wild ass statements. Didn't we just have this talk? There's a reason so many people rate Hollow so highly nikka. 
I forget how wreckless Ness was in this battle, that nikka really wasnt giving any fukks...