Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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After listening to RYD, that Brizz vs Calicoe battle is nowhere near as terrible as I remember it being on the PPV. The only genuinely terrible round was Cal’s 3rd.
 

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When son went in on preparing while his sister was dying :mjcry::wow:

Yakman did ol' boy DIRTY

It doesn't surprise me tho, I remember Yakmam doin funny business with a mediaplatform forcing them to put his logo on their shyt for a year and getting aired out over it
(HiphopIsReal or sumn)

Not a shock that Yakman is a culture vulture. The cigarillos are terrible and he gave JC an Applebee's gift card to wear the shirt & hat during the T-Top battle.

Dude finessed the game with one good slogan. When he couldn't flip the slogan, or come up with something else clever, I knew he was flaky. I feel bad for Lexx, but it's not a surprise because we've all seen it done before....

It's interesting how a lot of battlers swagger jack Dizaster's blog rant style. Jimz & Lexx have adopted a lot of Diz mannerisms.
 

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BattleTruth was dumb enough to expose himself for bein a pedophile and fukkin his babymoms bein 21/22 while she was 15 and her confirming it on record :russ::dead:



BattleTruth hasn't uploaded a video since BattleTruth Deleted Filez hit him with that ETHER :lolbron:

It went left here in the comments



He can't talk his way out of it either.
He recorded his babymoms without permission. And he can't come back and say she didn't remember it accurately. Cause that would mean she didn't remember the difference between a freshman or senior in college

And the Math is undeniable :whew:


That Chris Unbias curse :mjgrin: All the folks that clowned Chris' situation are getting that work from the universe :heh:
 

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Got bored at work and started watching battles from 2013

Big T was in a whole different bag for that 1st round against Shine :wow:, even besides the bunny ears bar

"Another 5 foot nikka with a deathwish......Headshot, turn his brain into Chex mix":scust:
 

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Got bored at work and started watching battles from 2013

Big T was in a whole different bag for that 1st round against Shine :wow:, even besides the bunny ears bar

"Another 5 foot nikka with a deathwish......Headshot, turn his brain into Chex mix":scust:


That round was perfect imo. Had everything and then some.
 

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Got bored at work and started watching battles from 2013

Big T was in a whole different bag for that 1st round against Shine :wow:, even besides the bunny ears bar

"Another 5 foot nikka with a deathwish......Headshot, turn his brain into Chex mix":scust:
Being there live, Big T's first round had everybody going crazy. Not sure the camera did it justice
 

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Not a shock that Yakman is a culture vulture. The cigarillos are terrible and he gave JC an Applebee's gift card to wear the shirt & hat during the T-Top battle.

Dude finessed the game with one good slogan. When he couldn't flip the slogan, or come up with something else clever, I knew he was flaky. I feel bad for Lexx, but it's not a surprise because we've all seen it done before....

It's interesting how a lot of battlers swagger jack Dizaster's blog rant style. Jimz & Lexx have adopted a lot of Diz mannerisms.


What a moron too. I guarantee you no one's copping his dumb ass cigarello after the first time. Can't even roll a God damn blunt with it.
 

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No one talks about it, but I loved Big T’s 3rd against Shine too.

Nyggas act like Big T just came with one good round that battle.

That 1st round was my favorite round that night.
That, Professor Shine, and Illmac 3rd against Bigg K were the best rounds of 2013.
 
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Got bored at work and started watching battles from 2013

Big T was in a whole different bag for that 1st round against Shine :wow:, even besides the bunny ears bar

"Another 5 foot nikka with a deathwish......Headshot, turn his brain into Chex mix":scust:


"I ain't giving him bunny ears when I hold this behind his head":picard:

Line was so simple yet so potent. Everyone had the :ooh: face on stage
 
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