Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[lyrical professor]

So we’re goin on quotables? Nobody could quote Lux off first watch. Let’s keep it all the way real

I could ....ma brain just different lmao

Me ma self I'm not just goin off quotables as to why Lux Flex session is 2nd to none. He had it all just sitting in a chair rapping.... everything was elevated. Presence, Performance/Mannerisms Conviction, Aggression, how he knew to keep panning to the cameras as he's rapping..little shyt like that, that add to the large picture lol pun intended.

 

[ineedsleep212]

Announcement or they releasing Iron vs Rum or some shyt?

 

[MJ Truth]

Announcement or they releasing Iron vs Rum or some shyt?

Probably just forgot Volume 2 is on Saturday and not Friday.

 

[mvp_status]

Probably just forgot Volume 2 is on Saturday and not Friday.

 

[theflyest]

Rum Nitty is going to beat Todd. How bad he beats him depends on how much he respects him as a battler. If he respects him, we got a body bag. If he doesn’t, I got Rum winning 2-1 in a non memorable battle, which means a typical Todd battle.

The issue with Todd is that he does not strike fear into any of his opponents as a battler, therefore they don’t go all out for him. They figure a “light performance “ can do the job, and he just continues to come out unscathed. It creates bad battles. The guy has created bad battles with damn near everyone from Verb, big t, tay roc, jc, etc

I hope Rum Nitty bodybags that man something terrible. Todd doesn’t possess any of the attributes to give a guy like Rum Nitty any trouble.

With the bullshyt bars Todd be spitting. I can’t believe he hasn’t gotten a proper burial yet.

 

[mvp_status]

That was before John John had a long run of underwhelming big name battles. I don't know if what he's doing has the same effect now.

These aren't in any order, but uhhhh....

John John vs Aye Verb
John John vs Cortez
John John vs Daylyt
John John vs Bigg K
John John vs JC
John John vs Chilla
John John vs The Saurus
John John vs Mr. Wavy
John John vs Eurgh
John John vs Young Kannon
John John vs Reed Dollaz
John John vs Kid Twist
John John vs Arsonal
John John vs Big T
John John vs Charron
John John vs Suge
John John vs Tay Roc

No other top tier battler has been so consistent in making unmemorable battles against big name comp. Why are we supposed to be excited to see John John vs Hollow? His skill as a battler isn't in question, I'm just not that entertained by what he does. He needs to show me something on Vol. 2. It sucks for John John that Jakkboy lost all his momentum, John John would have dog walked him and gotten some of his URL buzz back.

That crazy when you list all those opponents, not a single wow moment. I did appreciate how he sat Wavy the fukk down though.

 

[T-K-G]

I simply asked why out of all people do you feel that Brizz HAS to body somebody of note?

If you can’t answer it without gettin in your feelings, just let us know

And i said i only thought of brizz cuz i was watching a brizz battle my nikka are you dyslexic? You emphasized that fact that i said Brizz and not other battlers, you didnt ask jack shyt about my reasoning until now damn yall nikkas expose your comprehension skills daily

Im sayin he has to because imo he's in a weird spot, he already got losses/debtables against names that woulda pushed him over the top had he beaten them, but if he doesnt really start showing out i can see people fronting on him and turning down battles against him and he'll just be the filler guy battling newcomers and mid tier nikkas on small events

 

[theflyest]

Random fun battles

I think Rum Nitty vs Suge would have been entertaining as fukk on Smack vol.2. Never thought of that battle, but I’d take anything over a Todd battle.

I still would like to see Suge battle a guy like JC or Chilla.

 

[JuvenileHell]

John John is the most forgettable battler ever. If he retired today I wouldn't give a fukk

 

[theflyest]

That was before John John had a long run of underwhelming big name battles. I don't know if what he's doing has the same effect now.

These aren't in any order, but uhhhh....

John John vs Aye Verb
John John vs Cortez
John John vs Daylyt
John John vs Bigg K
John John vs JC
John John vs Chilla
John John vs The Saurus
John John vs Mr. Wavy
John John vs Eurgh
John John vs Young Kannon
John John vs Reed Dollaz
John John vs Kid Twist
John John vs Arsonal
John John vs Big T
John John vs Charron
John John vs Suge
John John vs Tay Roc

No other top tier battler has been so consistent in making unmemorable battles against big name comp. Why are we supposed to be excited to see John John vs Hollow? His skill as a battler isn't in question, I'm just not that entertained by what he does. He needs to show me something on Vol. 2. It sucks for John John that Jakkboy lost all his momentum, John John would have dog walked him and gotten some of his URL buzz back.

How did I miss this post?

Shyt Serious Jones, a guy that gets the most shyt in battle rap for having unmemorable moments, puts out better battles.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Random fun battles

I think Rum Nitty vs Suge would have been entertaining as fukk on Smack vol.2. Never thought of that battle, but I’d take anything over a Todd battle.

I still would like to see Suge battle a guy like JC or Chilla.

You gonna put JC against Suge?

That's gonna look worse than JC vs Twork. Suge gonna treat him like a dolja

 

[MisterMajesty]

That was before John John had a long run of underwhelming big name battles. I don't know if what he's doing has the same effect now.

These aren't in any order, but uhhhh....

John John vs Aye Verb
John John vs Cortez
John John vs Daylyt
John John vs Bigg K
John John vs JC
John John vs Chilla
John John vs The Saurus
John John vs Mr. Wavy
John John vs Eurgh
John John vs Young Kannon
John John vs Reed Dollaz
John John vs Kid Twist
John John vs Arsonal
John John vs Big T
John John vs Charron
John John vs Suge
John John vs Tay Roc

No other top tier battler has been so consistent in making unmemorable battles against big name comp. Why are we supposed to be excited to see John John vs Hollow? His skill as a battler isn't in question, I'm just not that entertained by what he does. He needs to show me something on Vol. 2. It sucks for John John that Jakkboy lost all his momentum, John John would have dog walked him and gotten some of his URL buzz back.

Holy shyt you could 3-0 JJ with this angle alone

 

[theflyest]

You gonna put JC against Suge?

That's gonna look worse than JC vs Twork. Suge gonna treat him like a dolja

I need the visual man.

Like Myers said, JC has no business battling guys like that.

Imagine JC vs Westcoast Dredd.Ah man the imagery.

Someone on here reach out to Dredd. We need him on a traffic card.

 

[JuvenileHell]

I need the visual man.

Like Myers said, JC has no business battling guys like that.

Imagine JC vs Westcoast Dredd.Ah man the imagery.

Someone on here reach out to Dredd. We need him on a traffic card.

Dread would make JC look like a child Dread is legit terrifying, JC trying to talk gangsta shyt to Dread would just look silly

I miss Dread too, his believe-ability is A1 and his bars aren't bad either. Enjoyed his battle against Danny.

 

[theflyest]

Dread would make JC look like a child Dread is legit terrifying, JC trying to talk gangsta shyt to Dread would just look silly

I miss Dread too, his believe-ability is A1 and his bars aren't bad either. Enjoyed his battle against Danny.

So many good battles were out there for him. I was really pissed off about the math/diz incident because it caused the cancellation of math/dread.

I think he would have showed Math proper respect but I don’t know man. He had this “ i wish a nygga would” type of demeanor going on. “oh you math Hoffa the bully...” Probably better if a guy like him didn’t battle, which is probably why he left.