Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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Head Ice gotta be more professional, especially as the champ.

I think KOTD will make sure that chain comes off his neck the next battle. Since he's been the champ, he's taken battles with other leagues, forcing KOTD to step in. You got a passport situation for their marquee event this year. The brand has declined WHILE he's the champ (not saying this is his fault).

KOTD needs to come hard in 2019.
Merge with RBE officially. Make the chain defendable on both platforms.
 

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It’s more to do with the destination country

Clearly Lebanon is more permitting of the fukkery than Canada :pachaha:
Not at all, it was the total opposite.

I was amongst the first to exit the plane and got picked outta the queue (racially profiled ofcourse, bein the only black guy) and had to wait for the whole plane to go through the security check.

I got escorted to a room and had to explain what I was doin there and where I was stayin while I was out there.

I told them I was stayin at a top of the line Hotel out there and they gave me the “:francis:
I showed proof so that turned into “:ehh:” real quick.

It was actually the hardest time I ever had entering a country. But like I said, it was war out there at the time.

In order to leave the airport you had to pass posts with tanks and shyt asking you questions, but my chauffeur handled all of that.

Beirut was a great experience after getting outside of the airport tho

And trust me, to get an emergency passport doesn’t take long. I got mine in a hour
 

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Not at all, it was the total opposite.

I was amongst the first to exit the plane and got picked outta the queue (racially profiled ofcourse, bein the only black guy) and had to wait for the whole plane to go through the security check.

I got escorted to a room and had to explain what I was doin there and where I was stayin while I was out there.

I told them I was stayin at a top of the line Hotel out there and they gave me the “:francis:
I showed proof so that turned into “:ehh:” real quick.

It was actually the hardest time I ever had entering a country. But like I said, it was war out there at the time.

In order to leave the airport you had to pass posts with tanks and shyt asking you questions, but my chauffeur handled all of that.

Beirut was a great experience after getting outside of the airport tho

And trust me, to get an emergency passport doesn’t take long. I got mine in a hour
First off, that’s wack as shyt and im sorry you had to go through that

Why were you going to Beirut in wartime on a presumably civilian flight lmao

But that’s kinda what I mean. Canada is just gonna say nah, any issues, no entry. Lebanon and many other places are more prone to drag you through some bullshyt like that, issue or not
 

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First off, that’s wack as shyt and im sorry you had to go through that

Why were you going to Beirut in wartime on a presumably civilian flight lmao

But that’s kinda what I mean. Canada is just gonna say nah, any issues, no entry. Lebanon and many other places are more prone to drag you through some bullshyt like that, issue or not
Salute fam.

Because all that war shyt happens behind a mountain, that’s not even anywhere close to the city itself.
It’s actually really safe in Beirut, it’s the Paris of the Middle-East.
So civilian flights over there happen daily cause it got nothing to do with that war they had goin behind the mountains.
As far as getting into Beirut,
If I wasn’t black I woulda been straight, cause everyone else could just slide through security.
They just got this weird shyt goin on with some neighboring countries, like you would get a hard time gettin in if you were from Oman or some other places.

Overall Beirut is not close to what you prolly think it is. It’s really developed.

I had to be there to work on a production.
The majority of the team I was directly working with was black and from all over the world.
Munich, London, Paris, NY etc, one of the proudest moments of my life tbh. Some real black excellence shyt.

All expenses were on the client, so best believe we were WYLIN out there, respectfully lol
 
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Pat/Arsonal is meh, unless you like the disrespect. They're going in on each other's kids. Bad:francis:


Idk what happened with Math/The Sauras. I stepped out to grab a drink. I was only gone like 15 minutes. Either it went real fast, or didnt happen.

EDIT: Pat got that kinda clear IMO. I can't believe I'm saying this, but if JC, Gotti and Shine don't show out next week, Pat may have a legit claim on Champion Of The Year:ohhh:. Hell. I MIGHT have him slightly ahead of Shine right now, due to Pat having much tougher comp over the year. Have to give Pat his respect.


EDIT: Math/Saurus starting.
 
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I Control Everything... except for the condition of my passport.
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1st round good. Math 1-0.

EDIT: I have Math 2-1. He Jersey'd the last round. It was a real talk round about his brother, how he started the year and mad people turned on him after the Ave battle. I feel like he was already up 2-0. Saurus had mad OBC shyt and outdated Math flips. He had some good shyt sprinkled in there, but it wasn't enough. Overall a good event. Worth the 30 if you like the cats performing. No sloppy performances, no chokes, only a couple minor stumbles IIRC. I give it a strong 6, maybe 7. Would have been 8-9 if Ice/Chilla happened and was fire.
 
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I Control Everything... except for the condition of my passport.

So Head Ice was supposed to fly out to Canada during Christmas shopping season just to get lined up for his chain on this bum azz struggle card.

NOPE

Instead, Head Ice is likely making his FIRST trip to London to defend his title.

ICE!!!!

Plus it's cuffing season, these women are dying to find someone to lay up with. Ice isn't going anywhere.




*this is all satire*
 
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