Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Momentum]

Ya'll goats have 6 battles and 1 win in the URL era

 

[EA]

Where's the fun in writing raps if you're out here googling what rhymes with this or that?

Facts. Using rhyming dictionaries is the same as playing games on easy. You may be able to produce something good but you’re not actually sharpening your brain or writing ability.

Loso’s simple rhyming structure makes sense now. He’s not even thinking of full rhymes.

 

[Ardamus]

I was never on the bandwagon to hating Loso or even overhyping him. Just looked at him like he does his thing and I respect it.

BUT DAWG.....

You out here using rhyming dictionary sites?
Its one thing to look up info. but thats some ole "learn how to rap in the 80s" ass shyt.

 

[oO J Smooth Oo]

I advice anyone out there to watch this slept on Mackk Myron battle(Timestamped)
Mackk put Fettuccini20 in a BODYBAG!!
Look nikka.. I got some Kung Fu masterhands
This right, will rock him(Rakim) now he “thinking of a masterplan!!”

Before y’all book me for a nikka like him, bytch listen
Foghorn Leghorn - I need BIG chicken
Swizz Beatz, Ron Isley - I’m talkin Big Business
I reload it like MATRIX 2 with a bunch of SMITHS kicking!!

I’m tall as hell, you ol’ too short nikka
I bring ya life to an end, why? (NY)
I said so, you New York nikka
My shot all Net, I don’t (K)nick’
So Jet - you betta dip and swerve
I’m a Giant who yank keys (Yankees) from nikkas who think they flippin birds!

FUKK 20, now this lil nikka deadmeat
I flip pills 20, you know how many nikkas I fed E?! (Fetti)
WHY, 20?! You must REALLY wanna DIE, 20
It’s Ludacris how I’m Disturbing The Peace,
I’ll put one in ya eye (I)-20 - Mackk Myron vs Fettucini20
JESUS CHRIST it got so DARK for Fetty on his own turf
SIDEBAR: Steams’ reactions in battles are always A-1

I need to watch his battles

Always think of will shouting

“ I don’t like none of you.... Mack Myron ma homie”

 

[theflyest]

I agree, but Lux can't really help that the biggest battles he could get were against battlers that weren't exactly bar nikkas. Verb is like the first battler that's bar heavy. Another reason why I'm excited about it.

Lux is more then just a pen nygga.

As I’ve said in the past, he is a pen nygga that can perform well. The only other guys in that lane are Verb and Daylyt, which is why the fans tend to ask for those battles. We can put NJT in that category, who would have a better change of landing a Lux battle then those other nyggas in the future. I consider Prime Big T in that lane too.

These pen nyggas only think they are in the same lane as Lux when they aren’t, because they aren’t standout performers.

The other guys are just pen nyggas. They aren’t dynamic performers. They lack star power. They don’t even sell their battles. They feel they are too good for that. They are just a bunch of entitled divas that make silly faces when their opponent spits some shyt they don’t like. They are all weirdos which is why writers bloque would have never worked. Fukk these nyggas man.

Lux is looking to make the biggest battle possible. After the Verb battle, I’m sure someone else will emerge that makes sense.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Even Yu Gi Oh channels referencing battlerap the thumbnail got JC and there are battle rap clips in the vid as well

 

[dennis roadman]

I advice anyone out there to watch this slept on Mackk Myron battle(Timestamped)
Mackk put Fettuccini20 in a BODYBAG!!
Look nikka.. I got some Kung Fu masterhands
This right, will rock him(Rakim) now he “thinking of a masterplan!!”

Before y’all book me for a nikka like him, bytch listen
Foghorn Leghorn - I need BIG chicken
Swizz Beatz, Ron Isley - I’m talkin Big Business
I reload it like MATRIX 2 with a bunch of SMITHS kicking!!

I’m tall as hell, you ol’ too short nikka
I bring ya life to an end, why? (NY)
I said so, you New York nikka
My shot all Net, I don’t (K)nick’
So Jet - you betta dip and swerve
I’m a Giant who yank keys (Yankees) from nikkas who think they flippin birds!

FUKK 20, now this lil nikka deadmeat
I flip pills 20, you know how many nikkas I fed E?! (Fetti)
WHY, 20?! You must REALLY wanna DIE, 20
It’s Ludacris how I’m Disturbing The Peace,
I’ll put one in ya eye (I)-20 - Mackk Myron vs Fettucini20
JESUS CHRIST it got so DARK for Fetty on his own turf
SIDEBAR: Steams’ reactions in battles are always A-1

you know how people say Suge (and DNA a few years back) is the mid-tier/URL gatekeeper?

fam Mackk will not only gatekeep, he will leave the bodies of those who can't enter impaled on the side of the road

Jeffrey is lucky he got in trouble for saying dumb racist shyt because it almost made us forget that Mackk taxidermied his fukking career and left him in the lobby for all to see

 

[dennis roadman]

and speaking of Jeffrey's dumb ass dying two deaths at the same time, on one hand i hope this is the final bell for Loso and his king james speak-n-spell raps, but i also wanna see him get zipped up and die the traditional way

 

[wizworld]

Even Yu Gi Oh channels referencing battlerap the thumbnail got JC and there are battle rap clips in the vid as well

I been trying to tell y'all. 5 foot nothing, 7th grade class president face having JC is one of those guys now.

 

[Phillyrider807]

Loso was always corny. It clearly showed when he battled scotty. A battle he won and yet everyone says they want to see more of scotty lol. After trez zipped him up i dont want to hear about him anymore. Take that shyt back to bullpen.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Because of the mack myronn battle posted in the thread I ended up wathcing mack vs JC...I forgot that JC was chubby at one point

 

[MJ Truth]

Lux should kill JC and Mook should die violently to Surf.

Surf may be the only person Mook can battle at this point who will have people actually rooting for Mook to win.

 

[Reptile]

IDK yall I think pre Writers Block JC >>>>>>>> circa/post Writers Block JC.

 

[Momentum]

Corny ass Tone Bro said B Dot 30'd JC

And here was their BOTY:

 

[ReasonableMatic]

DON DEMARCO!!!