Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[EA]

but look at how small the thing is you're complaining about breh like really read the underlined and tell me that aint nitpickin like a mahfukka

im all for callin out reaches but when you gotta pick out some shyt as little as that it just looks like you were putting energy towards finding something to complain about can we atleast let the battle drop before we shyt on surf brehs, im tryna see if it lived up to the hype

I'm a Surf fan but that bar didn't connect with me like that, it may seem like nitpicking though

I hope it did live up to the hype because Surf's last 3 battles have been underwhelming. We already know that his first round was fire so it's all about how the other two rounds look on cam.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

That's jalapeño tho?

And I know some cornball is going to come in and say that's not a reach.

I wish I could dap myself. shyt never fails.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Lol @ nikkas trying to throw Chilla under the bus because Smurf can't write for shyt.

 

[noodles]

Would love to see Chilla v someone like Surf. A battler that couldn't handle DNA and lost to b-magic is not beating Surf IMO

Chilla has improved greatly though...

 

[ComputersPutin]

Yall want to make every bar a Tsu reach so bad. Truth be told, I think he slip up and said "I'll" in the phrase. I have a feeling he didnt write it in, but it naturally came out.

Either way....its not diff than what Con does with slow it downs.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Would love to see Chilla v someone like Surf. A battler that couldn't handle DNA and lost to b-magic is not beating Surf IMO

Chilla has improved greatly though...

Yeah because beating a nikka who only has a couple of wins on his resume is hard. FOH

It's always the nikkas named noodles..

 

[wtfyomom]

nah con doesnt reach or hardly even does on his slow it downs and just the quality of the slow it downs is much better than subtitles.

Theres only like 2 or 3 good subtitles the rest are corny or reaches or both

I like the jalalpeno line even though its a borderline reach but nothing crazy. However that tracey morgan line surf said in the first is a clear reach

 

[stepbackj34spud]

nah con doesnt reach or hardly even does on his slow it downs and just the quality of the slow it downs is much better than subtitles.

Theres only like 2 or 3 good subtitles the rest are corny or reaches or both

I like the jalalpeno line even though its a borderline reach but nothing crazy. However that tracey morgan line surf said in the first is a clear reach

He had a dumb amount of reaches in his first vs Hitman. How are nikkas suppose to enjoy the battle when he's spitting that bullshyt?

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

if we really nitpicking like that

extra to rest real...i'm pretty sure none of ya'll are really pronouncing rest real to REALLY sound like TRIAL in the word extraterrestrial

 

[wtfyomom]

He had a dumb amount of reaches in his first vs Hitman. How are nikkas suppose to enjoy the battle when he's spitting that bullshyt?

even though i think surf got this battle its crazy how stanned he is, like the first round is a clear as fukk win for hitman but these surfeettes see the bootleg like nah surf won the first too. its like when nikkaz tried to say surf 3-0 hollow knowing the 3rd round wasnt close and i personally had hollow winning but the two times ive seen surf in the url big crowd they dikkride everything that comes out this nikkaz mouth no homo

the uw crowd was fair when he battled cal and clips in url but those were a much smaller crowd

 

[raw613]

I don't know if I will call it a reach but the i'll does mess up the flow of the jalepeno bar, but either way I'm anticipating this droppin

 

[FreshAIG]

C'mon dawk. Chilla Jones executes it on a totally different level.

Bars out of this world, I bought extra to rest Real.
I'm the best pro Meth has seen, my punches lean nikkas.

With those two examples alone, there's no dispute about the word association he's using because it sounds exactly like it's supposed to sound. Surf's jalopeno bar is a stretch because it doesn't "Holla I'll pin your" sounds nothing like any annunciation of the word.

Fam, Holla Pin Yo and Jalapeno annunciations are damn near identical. Y'all really hate Surf lol

 

[EA]

Fam, Holla (I'll) Pin Yo and Jalapeno annunciations are damn near identical. Y'all really hate Surf lol

And that there lies my problem with the bar.

Don't lump me in with Surf haters on here, as a fan I've had to defend him numerous times

 

[FreshAIG]

And that there lies my problem with the bar.

Don't lump me in with Surf haters on here, as a fan I've had to defend him numerous times

I still don't get your issue with the bar and not 85% of the scheme bars Chilla uses rely on him changing the annunciation of words. Chilla will turn Beer into Bare, them shyts are not even pronounced the same at all.

Maybe you don't hate him but you really nitpicking fam. ever since the Nash bar it's like people nitpick any single line he says.

 

[Momentum]

Another Surf bar that will be debated to death