Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Grizzly]

Verb makes a good argument for himself but... No.

 

[DEAD7]

Beasley: Who would you match him with?
Lux: right now? I dont know I dont wanna be part of his demise like that...

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

So disrespectful but still...

 

[Ronnie Lott]

tryna make a top 10 for bars if the year so far


craig got like 6

That "bonus features like a duel disk" was

 

[Willy Waffle]

what the fuk happneed to o-red? his stock fell like a motherfukkka after that hitman battle

would anyone want to see red vs bmagic on the next url event or has that battle passed already.

 

[Kufismack]

Verb makes a good argument for himself but... No.

He makes a great argument for Lux as far as he shouldn't feel too high and mighty to the point where he can just dismiss pretty much anyone.
BUT he makes a bad argument for himself. Verb has no business battling him now.

 

[T-K-G]

That "bonus features like a duel disk" was

"it's like im countin to 3 in spanish the way i let a single uno, dos(doze) tres(trez)"

"so don't, question me
i don't, reckon he
got cold, weaponry
get joe, pesci beat
i give my nikkas the magic word and that metal bar leave ya head ajar bytch

OPEN, SESAME"


"nikka im dead ignant, i'll open ya moms p*ssy and stuff a SLED in it
preacher style, i be walkin around college campus holdin a bookbag wit his head in it im on some new shyt
walk up to his back wit a corkscrew, stab him dead in it
then pull his insides out

LIKE A SOFA WIT A BED IN IT"

"yea im more then vicious
and my mind's contorted to torture victims, leave portions missin
when i give you a, smorgasbord of da SWORDinscisions, im MORE sadistic
toss his skull and ring on it nikka, imma call heads in the air, like im QUARTER flippin
or take da broad options, and leave jaws droppin
like GORGEOUS bytches
so don't get cocky fam, or i'll chop ya moms up in front of you like the hiBACHI man"


"n put two 5's on the side of his face like, na na na boo boo"


"nikka i keep a machine on deck like a transFORMER bolt
and a stomach shot to ya wifey, 'll have da bytch insides leakin out

LIKE HER WATER BROKE (IM BLOWIN DA weSSun )"

"nikka i bull shyt, deperado
i hammer in the case like a tool kit
yea im a street fighter but i will street fire
so dat full clip, is allyouuuullget

TOOLS SPIT "



bonus features

"ride slow, bang bang

YAAAAOOOOOW

me + crowd:

FLESH WOUNDS GOT EM DOIN PRINCE HIGH NOTES (LET 5 GO )"

damn that's like 9

edit: how could i forget

"ill pin him down and give his chin a round like a frog croak" that's 10

i'm only willing to take maybe 3 of them off

Danja's "right hand will dent cha(denture) right in da glass jaw like my grandmother's nightstand" makes the cut for me too

 

[mvp_status]

Chilla, ok

But JC couldnt do nothing with a C+ K-Shine performance, i'm supposed to believe he can beat Lux?

 

[T-K-G]

Chilla, ok

But JC couldnt do nothing with a C+ K-Shine performance, i'm supposed to believe he can beat Lux?

man nikkas got all kinds of receipts on JC coming up short when it matters nikkas delusional as hell with im for some reason



anyways magic bouta flip the chef a million times (feel like trez gon win 2-1 tho)

 

[theflyest]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

with joe budden

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[ReasonableMatic]

This is some entertaining shyt. These 2 guys together is entertainment.

Verb was lookin like a son tryna take a stand against his father
Stumblin tryna get his point across
Meanwhile Lux kept sonning him back2back

V: Didn't ms Gracie offer you money for me?
L: Who?!
V: Ms Gracie
L: Who's ms Gracie?
V: Hol' on Beloved we not gon' do this
L: I don't know ms Gracie, and if she called, the money wasn't right, you know my people
And ya man's know
V: Which one?
L: Ya man's in high place
V:
L: That was when it was still cold
V: Alright, ok..ok....
L: We don't run, I just need that thang to be signed and sealed
Look *points at cameras* this is evidence



L: You been doin this for about 2-3 years
this is how me and Hollow happened....
V:
L: the people wanted to see it. The people don't ever say yo name, they never say "we wanna see you and Verb"
V: You lyin, How many times SMACK ask you?
L: Right now they wanna see me and you over me and Clips?!
V: N-n-no listen, l-listen..


L: You TALK good you gotta fight too tho
And when you fight, you gotta give me sumn worth steppin in that thing
V: I got the same power you got, I'm just a bit more rougher
I speak to the nikkas in the cells and shyt
L: Everytime I stepped on the scene I elevated the game
From the first Smack, 106 n Park, Lionz Den, I elevated the game
Not just in the box, but OUTSIDE of it
Pay homage til they feel that you there, you ain't gotta push for it
They'll say "Lux, you gotta get Verb"" and right now you ain't there, it's Clips
So right now, I'll let you eat AFTER I get my bricks
Straight sonned him
Verb litteraly went at his own sonning

 

[theflyest]

L: Everytime I stepped in it I elevated the game
Not just the cells, but OUTSIDE of it
Pay homage til they feel that you there, you ain't gotta push for it
They'll say "Lux, you gotta get Verb"" and right now you ain't there, it's Clips
So right now, I'll let you eat AFTER I get my bricks

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

that was embarrassing to watch it was basically, my stock is shyt right now without a clear win for the longest so a battle with you instantly gets it up there.