Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)
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T-K-G
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last battle of the night syndrome, nikkas need to have the main event in the midde like how smack did with Hitman/Surf
Yep
My nygga, we are talking about a card with like 9 battles
I feel a sleep & just woke up
I'm just catching up
@ the Writer's Bloque aware show. They should have just gave every member an award.Rookie of the year - Chef Trez
Punchliner of the year - Bmagic
Freestyler of the year - Big Kannon
Troll of the year - Daylyt
Female battler of the year - 40 Barrs
Promoter of the year- Mz Graci
edit Danja Zone won some performer of the year or some shyt
I'm not mad at it. He's a graduate of The Flyest's Battle Rap Diet plan. I'm proud of my students
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We all know Big Gerald is one but another one that doesn't get talked about a ton....
".....reload with the same bullets"
that shyt made NO sense and Holla sold the fukk out of it the way he swagged it.
T-K-G
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@theflyest here's how i'd set up a typical Smack 5 battle card:
1st battle : bar heavy dudes
the crowd is fresh and hhas the energy to listen closely, they won't boo nikkas prematurely
2nd battle: entertainment battle
this is were you put the DOT's, Goodz, K-Shines, just dudes who know how to get the crowd hype so they go into the next battle in a good mood
3rd battle: main event
the crowd already got their ears tuned to hear bars from the 1st battle,the 2nd battle got them hype. Top tiers usually have a good balance of lyrics and performance, the crowd isn't tired and unruly yet so this is where you'll get the most unbiased crowd reactions
4th battle: ???
this is the battle where you can experiment with shyt, could be a 2v2, could be a couple rookies(which is good cuz they just saw top tiers put on a show so they'll have a better idea of how to work the stage) you can even put the "weird" matchups here and people won't be upset cuz the still riding off the high of the main event
5th battle: That old SMACK
you get 2 gritty nikkas with alot of aggression and good performance, at the end of the night nikkas aint tryna hear lyrical miracles, they aint tryna hear long winded personals or jokes either, but that street shyt gonna still land, this is where you put your Tay Roc's, Suge's, Calicoe type nikkas
1st battle : bar heavy dudes
the crowd is fresh and hhas the energy to listen closely, they won't boo nikkas prematurely
2nd battle: entertainment battle
this is were you put the DOT's, Goodz, K-Shines, just dudes who know how to get the crowd hype so they go into the next battle in a good mood
3rd battle: main event
the crowd already got their ears tuned to hear bars from the 1st battle,the 2nd battle got them hype. Top tiers usually have a good balance of lyrics and performance, the crowd isn't tired and unruly yet so this is where you'll get the most unbiased crowd reactions
4th battle: ???
this is the battle where you can experiment with shyt, could be a 2v2, could be a couple rookies(which is good cuz they just saw top tiers put on a show so they'll have a better idea of how to work the stage) you can even put the "weird" matchups here and people won't be upset cuz the still riding off the high of the main event
5th battle: That old SMACK
you get 2 gritty nikkas with alot of aggression and good performance, at the end of the night nikkas aint tryna hear lyrical miracles, they aint tryna hear long winded personals or jokes either, but that street shyt gonna still land, this is where you put your Tay Roc's, Suge's, Calicoe type nikkas
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T-K-G
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yea the pause before that shyt is just fukking
"and that big meech back up singin ass nikka left yo moms out here alone for da latest RIDE! that don't plague yo MIND!?"
the way lux emphasized ride and mind made that shyt feel like 2 hard ass haymakers back to back
guardian angels might be up there too
i like this topic tho, delivery is extremely important, just look at how nikkas went in on Jimz in that other thread@theflyest here's how i'd set up a typical Smack 5 battle card:
1st battle : bar heavy dudes
the crowd is fresh and hhas the energy to listenin closely, they won't boo nikkas prematurely
2nd battle: entertainment battle
this is were you put the DOT's, Goodz, K-Shines, just dudes who know how to get the crowd hype so they go into the next battle in a good mood
3rd battle: main event
the crowd already got their eyes tuned to hear bars from the 1st battle,the 2nd battle got them hype. Top tiers usually have a good balance of lyrics and performance, the crowd isn't tired and unruly yet so this is where you'll get the most unbiased crowd reactions
4th battle: ???
this is the battle where you can experiment with shyt, could be a 2v2, could be a couple rookies(which is good cuz they just saw top tiers put on a show so they'll have a better idea of how to work the stage) you can even put the "weird" matchups here and people won't be upset cuz the still riding off the high of the main event
5th battle: That old SMACK
you get 2 gritty nikkas with alot of aggression and good performance, at the end of the night nikkas aint tryna hear lyrical miracles, they aint tryna hear long winded personals or jokes either, but that street shyt gonna still land, this is where you put your Tay Roc's, Suge's, Calicoe type nikkas
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I pretty much agree with everything you said
I like that the Crown made JC/Born first.
On these type of cards (sm/nome) they are all main events. They have to be self aware to know when to place certain battles.
If I have a nygga like Murda Mook battling on a card or a Hollow, I'm putting them in the middle of the card. Add Lux too, because the crowd just sleeps on his shyt by the time he hits the stage.
Guys like Roc, Bigg K, & Suge end the show.
EDIT
I'm sure the URL is aware of the placement of certain battles. A big problem is battle rappers arriving late & whenever the hell they want which fukks up the order of their cards. This happens all the time.
Official not winning anything on camera. She's not that type of battler. Stop caping. SMH yall like the driest, whackest nikkas. And was Clips rapping like a 2nd grader AGAIN vs Kannon? SMH I'm done with Clips. nikka is garbage.
stepbackj34spud
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There isn't a 1,000 URL dikks for you to eat. Keep your spoilers to yourself, fakkit.
stepbackj34spud
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I'll wait for the footage but cot damn Born... My nikka wtf. This was your chance. 
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Jc was always gonna kill born. Dont rate him at all. Jc is something else
stepbackj34spud
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Of course I skipped everything that looked like a quote... But I'll say it again, I don't know how nikkas post spoiler bars.. NOWHERE else on the forum is that allowed. In fact, posting spoilers are BANNABLE on other parts of the forum. @T-K-G, I'm pretty sure you've read the books, but would you like it if I ran in the GOT and just started dropping "bars"? 
You only get to hear dope bars for the first time once. Im not even the only person here who doesn't want to read spoiler bars.. It takes 2 seconds to use spoiler tags.. Have some courtesy.
You only get to hear dope bars for the first time once. Im not even the only person here who doesn't want to read spoiler bars.. It takes 2 seconds to use spoiler tags.. Have some courtesy.
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I know this wasn't the Crown2 event but I peeped Uno Lavoz vs. DOT live and that shyt was funny as a muthafukka.
Uno with the reaches was
. DOT got it, 2-1. Uno ended a round or two of his kinda light but he went in on both DOT and Gwitty. DOT had some pretty good bars overall even though they were funny ass reaches.
Uno with the reaches was
. DOT got it, 2-1. Uno ended a round or two of his kinda light but he went in on both DOT and Gwitty. DOT had some pretty good bars overall even though they were funny ass reaches.