Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[oO J Smooth Oo]

When you get water on your phone you're supposed to put it in rice so it doesn't destroy the phone.

So the girl is so wet (don't make me explain that part ) she needs a bag of rice.

I get the women part man never heard of putting a phone in rice. Must be a us thing

 

[cornercommission2k12]

I get the women part man never heard of putting a phone in rice. Must be a us thing

I actually tried it twice, 1 with a phone, and another time with a ipod, it didn't work either time lol

the old school music I lost on that ipod. Anybody got some links to some old rap albums, help a brother out.

 

[Phillyrider807]

How many fukkin battles on this card?

Its a 2 day event.

The first day has the big stars. The second day are the battles with ness steams swave saga chess yung ill and tink da demon.

 

[MicIsGod]

Swave ain't on the card and it's a damn shame

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

the rice thing does work..you have to do it for at least 12 hours tho or some shyt

 

[MJ Truth]

I'll say it first.... the Midwest Movement saved battle rap

LOL @ "say it first", damn near everyone says that shyt.

 

[raw613]

:hovlaff: O-red dosed up a fan

@Spud34 go pop shyt to DNA or Shine (or Roc ) at the next url event breh

people are sayin its Dyce a local battle rapper from Detroit, he's gonna hear endless bars about that now lol

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[MJ Truth]

Two irrelevant battlers.

 

[Delicious]

I dont think that rice part really works. Its a joke. Leave u phone in a bag of rice so chinese ppl come and fix it for ya (some like that)

I'm considering making this my sig.

 

[wizworld]

I don't believe Luck had ill bars like that, I just think it was a Cassidy/Diz situation where the mix of arrogance, presence & composure of the seasoned vet made the popular active battle rapper look like a try-hard. Official PG stepping & waving her little Dinobot arms around didn't look bad vs Jaz, but it might look extra silly across from Lady Luck.

 

[MicIsGod]

Cor and surf interests me but it'll never happen.his best chance his surf gettin 30'd by Mook. After that whose really left for surf he's battled all the top guys and he ain't gettin lux.

 

[wizworld]

I'm considering making this my sig.

I mean it was absolutely hilarious, but @dutchie isn't the only person in the world who thinks like that.
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Not sure if he's in good company, but still...

 

[ineedsleep212]

That was the joke in memes so .

That rice ish kinda works but it isn't like super effective or something.

 

[Momentum]

Two irrelevant battlers.

"Cortez and Math are like role players. They're still good but they don't sell any tickets. Their jerseys ain't selling. They will never be the star players on a championship team.

Me, Con, and Hitman are like Kobe, Pau, and Bynum. Math is Artest because all he's known for is throwing a punch. Cortez is Sasha Vuiajic."