Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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you @dutchie this is a battle rap metaphor :ohhh:

the Nokia phone gets 3-0d by water back in the old smack days

the rice is basically PG/mid tier nikkas, getting wins over them kinda soaks up that L from water

will it come outta that fresh and working in this new era of iPhones

or will it come out soggy and get thrown in the trash forever

(i smoked too much loud today :mjcry:)
 
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Math won't get over that punch until Diz is dead :mjlol: pride yourself on fukkin nikkas up then have a mental breakdown when it happens to you brehs

like seriously this nikka was on stage sayin Diz gon get smoked :snoop: all in his emotions

literally linked all of the battles i DON'T wanna see :mjcry:

DNA and brizz lmfaoooo
what's crazy is DNA could really fukk Brizz up if he doesn't come correct :francis: i dont even know what brizz can do, his strength is nameflips but DNA been nameflipped a million times aleady



Day vs. Red was >>>>>>>every other battle at the event

all those big names and Quill and O. Red came out on top (and even they shyt wasn't even amazing like that) :martin: battle rap in 2015 brehs
 
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you @dutchie this is a battle rap metaphor :ohhh:

the Nokia phone gets 3-0d by water back in the old smack days

the rice is basically PG/mid tier nikkas, getting wins over them kinda soaks up that L from water

will it come outta that fresh and working in this new era of iPhones

or will it come out soggy and get thrown in the trash forever

(i smoked too much loud today :mjcry:)

You buggin

what's crazy is DNA could really fukk Brizz up if he doesn't come correct :francis: i dont even know what brizz can do, his strength is nameflips but DNA been nameflipped a million times aleady

I'm afraid Brizz makes the obvious error and takes 1 of 400 overused DNA angles. The only person in like a year to dig into DNA's soul with an angle was Rosenberg (I was:ohlawd::mjcry:)

Brizz just needs to 1. do some cadio and 2. be Brizz. Even simply saying some shyt like
I ain't bout to spend a round using them same played out angles
But I did spend all night planning what machete angle would be most painful

:yeshrug:
 

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I'm afraid Brizz makes he obvious error and takes 1 of 400 overused DNA angles. The only person in like a year to dig into DNA's soul with an angle was Rosenberg (I was:ohlawd::mjcry:)

Brizz just needs to 1. do some cadio and 2. be Brizz. Even simply saying some shyt like
I ain't bout to spend a round using them same played out angles
But I did spend all night planning what machete angle would be most painful

:yeshrug:
I feel like he'd need more for NwX dna :manny: shyt could easily turn out like another Ill will :mjcry: smokin that stress blunt in the corner while cortez explains what went wrong
 

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Brizz is definitely going to take a played out angle or two vs DNA, not sure why that's even being debated. he doesn't strike me as particularly bright, or clever.
Upside for Brizz is that he can flip all the names in NWX.

DNA is going to try to cook this dude, he's trying to set himself up for a Mook match-up.

Brizz needs this, thankfully he was starting to look comfortable vs Tay Roc.

Battle is going to be pretty good cause both guys are hungry, let's not waste our time slandering the match-up like many did before Big T v Suge.
 

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I feel like he'd need more for NwX dna :manny: shyt could easily turn out like another Ill will :mjcry: smokin that stress blunt in the corner while cortez explains what went wrong

I remember Lance breaking down DNA's pre-NWX style in that video.

Why Team Homi all look like they smoke stress though? :patrice:
Is that a pre-req for membership?
 

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Math a whole hoe tryna start shyt at the end of the Bigg K battle.

lol Math's explanation for all this should be entertaining. He stays pointing fingers & trying to spin situations where he looks bad. All the battle rappers do it, but he's more well spoken than most, plus he claims he "so much realer" so I find it extra funny.
He's lucky this didn't happen on URL or KOTD.
 

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I feel like he'd need more for NwX dna :manny: shyt could easily turn out like another Ill will :mjcry: smokin that stress blunt in the corner while cortez explains what went wrong

There's no difference between Dna before he joined nwx and the Dna now... Y'all nikkas really be believing bullsh*t. :mjlol:
It's like nikkas don't even listen to material..
 

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I was watching JC vs Born... Listen nikkas need to stop posting Twitter updates! Just stop it! Those shyts aren't accurate! You had nikkas posting like Born died when this battle is wild debatable... I don't even see how Chrisunbias can say wait to you see the footage for Luck vOfficial, but won't say the same thing for Born v JC. This Is why battles can't be judged because everybody in battlerap has a preference.

From the way y'all was posting, nikkas made it seemed like JC caught a mean body. :smh:
 

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I was watching JC vs Born... Listen nikkas need to stop posting Twitter updates! Just stop it! Those shyts aren't accurate! You had nikkas posting like Born died when this battle is wild debatable... I don't even see how Chrisunbias can say wait to you see the footage for Luck vOfficial, but won't say the same thing for Born v JC. This Is why battles can't be judged because everybody in battlerap has a preference.

From the way y'all was posting, nikkas made it seemed like JC caught a mean body. :smh:
Yea, uh, I get your points, but jc kicked borns ass, may not be the kind of body you would like to see, but as it stands, born chased jc, and got his ass kicked. Born not being that bad only makes it worst because now you can't use "it was a bad born" or "the crowd wasn't catching what born was saying" as an excuse. Born got beat, clearly.
 

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There's no difference between Dna before he joined nwx and the Dna now... Y'all nikkas really be believing bullsh*t. :mjlol:
It's like nikkas don't even listen to material..
DNA definitely Is more focused than he was pre-NWX, same with shine
 
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