Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Momentum]

My prediction for the next card

Aye Verb vs Showoff for the King of Battle Rap

This was all beautifully played by ARP. He's out here playing Chess. He was at the round table with Lawrence and the discussion was "How can we have the King of Battle Rap" under the RBE brand exclusively?

They knew that they had to book Mook. "We want Showoff to have his position" says ARP. He knew Mook would never agree to a Mook vs Showoff battle. "We need someone with a respectable name to battle Mook. Someone who would return the favor. What about Verb? I mean he has his struggles, but Mook hasn't really been battling. He will have some ring rust. I think Verb can beat him."

As ARP predicted, Aye Verb beat Mook handily. He chose Aye Verb specifically, as he's willing to face all challengers.

*ARP Calls Showoff*

ARP - "It worked nygga! You've been writing?"
Showoff - "This material I've been writing for the last 9 months is crazy. Verb won't know what hit him. I got all kinds of intel on this bytch ass nygga living in STL."

We all wondered why RBE didn't use any of the homegrown RBE talent for the last event. He's been putting these guys in position to take over the game.

Life His Soul 5
Aye Verb vs Showoff *judged battle for extra money, plus winner is crowned the King* All judges will be personally selected by ARP & Lawrence

If Showoff beats Verb, this is the ultimate power move. They will have the "best battle rapper," who has been exclusively under their brand.

Showoff been the best since day 1 fukk you mean?

All jokes aside, I am here for a Show return if he slows down and stops trying to triple punch every bar. We just saw what Mook got trying that.

RANDOM

For some odd reason the Suge/Saga faceoff popped up on my feed. "The difference is you don't curse. I do. And I'm going to curse you THE fukk out!"

 

[JuvenileHell]

Showoff been the best since day 1 fukk you mean?

All jokes aside, I am here for a Show return if he slows down and stops trying to triple punch every bar. We just saw what Mook got trying that.

Posey's impression of Showoff is priceless

"Two guns" **makes finger pistols and kisses them**

 

[Momentum]

Posey's impression of Showoff is priceless

"Two guns" **makes finger pistols and kisses them**

I don't even wanna win in battle rap anymore

I want to over win

If it's smoke over him, it's over wind when I'm over him

The only question left is "Show's over, when?"

Right. Now.


Yeah he got to stop that shyt.

 

[JuvenileHell]

I don't even wanna win in battle rap anymore

I want to over win

If it's smoke over him, it's over wind when I'm over him

The only question left is "Show's over, when?"

Right. Now.


Yeah he got to stop that shyt.

Now that you bring this up, Mook vs Showoff would really be the battle of the long drawn out nikkas Showoff says a bunch of nothing and Mook using long ass 2008 schemes

 

[Derek Lee]

 

[wizworld]

Wow hahahaha

DNA vs Surf rematch

 

[Ardamus]

Who knew Chilla Jones used to be JR Writer

Funny you say JR Writer. His voice always reminded me a little bit of LEGACY who worked 9th Wonder and Khrysis from The Justus League.

 

[Ardamus]

ARP is not playing

there we go, ARP. show the game you're not slowing down after one big and successful event.

 

[mvp_status]

I don't even wanna win in battle rap anymore

I want to over win

If it's smoke over him, it's over wind when I'm over him

The only question left is "Show's over, when?"


Yeah he got to stop that shyt.

That shyt dont even sound right coming from Show anymore after Red flipped that shyt with some pepper sauce on the side

Yall late as fukk, im bout to throw him in the hearse

he got bodied in round 1, it was Murder in the first

 

[FreshAIG]

Tay Roc is gonna be on Angryfan..this should be entertaining.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Tay Roc is gonna be on Angryfan..this should be entertaining.

wait what? But I thought Roc hated him

But yeah this should be good

 

[FreshAIG]

wait what? But I thought Roc hated him

But yeah this should be good

Facts

 

[A.R.$]

Norbes is fukking delusional
That if it not URL it doesn’t count shyt is not going work with the RBE anymore. That’s all people is talking about is Mook vs Verb. Plus ARP about to re-up. URL better start keeping it real.

 

[theflyest]

Nieves is fukking delusional
That if it not URL it doesn’t count shyt is not going work with the RBE anymore. That’s all people is talking about is Mook vs Verb. Plus ARP about to re-up. URL better start keeping it real.

For guys that rarely battle like Mook, Lux, Hollow, etc, it's going to count on any platform.

However, I do agree with him that the loss would be a much bigger deal if it occurred on the URL. Losses, bad performances, etc hurt your brand more if it occurs on the URL.

Now, the 'I didn't watch the battle" thing is corny. Obviously he saw it, but is not willing to acknowledge RBE.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

Facts

Their whole exchange was straight COMEDY








That Battlerap bein one big disfunctional family comment is so accurate
I love you TBZ nikkas brehs