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Bringing up him choking in battles is hate because he had a run of clean battles before he got locked up :manny:

Nah we not doing this 😂. He had 5 good showings and 4 of them was PURE lay ups.

Ain't jack shyt tough about battling John John, Cortez, a natural born fukk named Twork at the time, and Cal who already dog walked him the first time, and wrote their rounds together for the rematch.

I'mma leave Julian Carter out of it, cause yeah....that was NOT supposed to happen 😂
 

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Nah we not doing this 😂. He had 5 good showings and 4 of them was PURE lay ups.

Ain't jack shyt tough about battling John John, Cortez, a natural born fukk named Twork at the time, and Cal who already dog walked him the first time, and wrote their rounds together for the rematch.

I'mma leave Julian Carter out of it, cause yeah....that was NOT supposed to happen 😂

Gotta mention Cal beat Surf in Jersey on top of that

 

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Nah we not doing this 😂. He had 5 good showings and 4 of them was PURE lay ups.

Ain't jack shyt tough about battling John John, Cortez, a natural born fukk named Twork at the time, and Cal who already dog walked him the first time, and wrote their rounds together for the rematch.

I'mma leave Julian Carter out of it, cause yeah....that was NOT supposed to happen 😂
The dikkeating stans (and media) saved him against Cortez. They're the Eminem fanbase of BR. Nobody has half a delusional fanbase as Surf. Peole flat out lie and ignore his bullshyt to gve him undeserved wins. Almost anyone else would have gotten killed for biting like that, and Cortez would have got the win or it would be chalked up as "debateable".
 
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The dikkeating stans (and media) saved him against Cortez. They're the Eminem fanbase of BR. Nobody has half a delusional fanbase as Surf. Peole flat out lie and ignore his bullshyt to gve him undeserved wins. Almost anyone else would have gotten killed for biting like that, and Cortez would have got the win or it would be chalked up as "debateable".

Ehhhh Surf has no business battling Cortez in 2024. It's s honestly because Surf talked all the shyt in the world about Cortez, and he only battled him because it was a easy dub, and Surf had to get back in the Culture's good graces. Tez ain't exactly on anyone's must see list as a battler vs anyone despite being a Vet.
 

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Ehhhh Surf has no business battling Cortez in 2024. It's s honestly because Surf talked all the shyt in the world about Cortez, and he only battled him because it was a easy dub, and Surf had to get back in the Culture's good graces. Tez ain't exactly on anyone's must see list as a battler vs anyone despite being a Vet.
That has NOTHING to do with what I said. If it was an "easy dub" he shouldn't have needed to bite another man's rhymes. It's only too bad Cortez didn't nail the 3rd because the mental gymnastics Surf dikk holsters would have done to deny the L would have been epic.

Surf stans are embarrassing :hhh:
 
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The dikkeating stans (and media) saved him against Cortez. They're the Eminem fanbase of BR. Nobody has half a delusional fanbase as Surf. Peole flat out lie and ignore his bullshyt to gve him undeserved wins. Almost anyone else would have gotten killed for biting like that, and Cortez would have got the win or it would be chalked up as "debateable".
You on here dissing Surf, I don't like it
It was just a coincidence, Surf wasn't bitin
Battle rap fans, always kill me with the typin
It must be because Surf is so excitin

Surf coming home soon :blessed:
 
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