Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[theflyest]

A PPV for that arizona card is bullshyt nobody is gonna buy that and all the battles have weird time limits

I can't wait for this whole "everyone wants to be in battle rap" phase to pass. It reminds me of when MMA got hot, you had all these mma gyms & promotional companies opening up.

You just know this is on gonna be on some bullshyt, probably fukked up audio, & bullshyt camera angles.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

I can't wait for this whole "everyone wants to be in battle rap" phase to pass. It reminds me of when MMA got hot, you had all these mma gyms & promotional companies opening up.

You just know this is on gonna be on some bullshyt, probably fukked up audio, & bullshyt camera angles.

I agree. Supposedly dude is a battle rap fan with some paper and hes doing this because these are match ups the fans want to see . Word is Hollow is supposed to be a host at the event so maybe most of the money went to rex, clips, and hollow IDK

 

[Spades Of Aces]

Just finished watching the Daylyt vs. Chilla Jones battle. Classic battle. Both came with some serious bars and schemes. This a hard battle to call. I was expecting Daylyt to something crazy, but he came out with his A+ game. I don't know what it is about with Chilla having all these debatable battles, lol. Chilla seems to bring out the best in whomever he battles. I'll have to watch it a few more times to see if I can give a clear victory to either one.

 

[Grizzly]

I remember them Cali nights...nothin but shotgun pellets on the scene...an Avatar in a salad bar...you'll get blew/blue away for telling tall tales about the green

BARS!!

talk shyt about the West and imma have to let the heat disperse...splenda in a placenta...lil nikka you been sweet since birth!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHIDSHOIIWPUUQIYHYQROPQ!!!

 

[AkaDemiK]

my flow crackin like a skeezers butt / a pizza slice in a piece of kite, after this win, I blow and watch my cheese go up

BARS!!!

nikka you'll duck n split when i'm buckin fifths / porno copies in a port-o-potty, for thinkin I missed ya marcus i'll hit you with the K then cross you with the shyt i'm fukkin with ...(Mr. Marcus/Kayden Cross)

BARS!!!

 

[Grizzly]

flames

even the gawd obarth couldn't resist using the Danny Myers flow

@MicIsGod we need to start making Danny Myers bar prediction threads, they might rival the Predict DNA's bars against _____ series..... catch up on the history if you missed it @Walt http://www.thecoli.com/threads/lets-rap-like-dna-brehs-predict-his-bars-for-b-magic.156536/

a Danny Myers bar prediction thread is a must at this point lol...I shouldnt have even got started...now imma be thinkin of these dumbass "a koala bear in a rocking chair" bars all night lol

 

[Ronnie Lott]

#BARS

Y'all nikkaz man

 

[Ronnie Lott]

(Danny Meyers voice)
"I come from south central LA, where all my nikkaz took the crook route, where family bbq's turn deadly, rivals shootin up your cookout. ( bars)

I come from a long line of drug traffickers, we take bricks and hit the border right,
Whatchu know about hittin wendys drive thru, drive off,and they still didn't get your order right *spin move*
"Whatchu know about your grandfather chewing tobacco so long, now he got gum disease,
I'll put this shotgun to your pumpkin, turn you brains into pumpkin seeds (bars)

I told the cashier, gimme a shake, French fries ,a quarter pounder and shyt, this wack mc gotta whole nother round of this shyt!! Yikes!!!!!!

 

[stepbackj34spud]

(Danny Meyers voice)
"I come from south central LA, where all my nikkaz took the crook route, where family bbq's turn deadly, rivals shootin up your cookout. ( bars)

I come from a long line of drug traffickers, we take bricks and hit the border right,
Whatchu know about hittin wendys drive thru, drive off,and they still didn't get your order right *spin move*
"Whatchu know about your grandfather chewing tobacco so long, now he got gum disease,
I'll put this shotgun to your pumpkin, turn you brains into pumpkin seeds (bars)

I told the cashier, gimme a shake, French fries ,a quarter pounder and shyt, this wack mc gotta whole nother round of this shyt!! Yikes!!!!!!

Ain't Clips supposed to be battling Myers? It's over once Clips hits Myers with the "So you be like..."

 

[T-K-G]

Ain't Clips supposed to be battling Myers? It's over once Clips hits Myers with the "So you be like..."

jesus that shyt would deflate myers confidence so bad, he's lucky that shyt is over the phone clips would fukk him up at a large venue

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Ain't Clips supposed to be battling Myers? It's over once Clips hits Myers with the "So you be like..."

Meyers is battling Verb in October. But clips do be impersonating nikkaz

 

[RichYung]

I can't wait for this whole "everyone wants to be in battle rap" phase to pass. It reminds me of when MMA got hot, you had all these mma gyms & promotional companies opening up.

You just know this is on gonna be on some bullshyt, probably fukked up audio, & bullshyt camera angles.

Tell these nikkas to stop whoring themselves out for the check then... These dudes will ruin their brand with no problem just because Johnny Tinfoil offers them some bread for a battle. I actually fell bad for the Arizona dude because he wants to genuinely throw a good event and these nikkas are playing him... And again these battle nikkas are VERY funny style... Because I doubt Rex/clips would've accepted a battle with URL... They'll take Johnny Tinfoil's battle money because to the fans "it doesn't count off of URL" them going over there and accepting that battle shows they can care less what the fans want. They know DAMN well that should be on URL. So why should I get mad at Johnny Tinfoil?

 

[Walt]

The streets raised us wrong, death was the trap we fell for/an anagram in Afghanistan - any way you look at it it spells war

If I can't shut you down, I bet I shut you up/chicken vindaloo in an indoor pool - in the end (Indian) I will wet you up

Act gay around my team, we let the pumps loose/a tangerine on a trampoline - nikka we jump fruits

I grew up in the concrete jungle, owned a tiger and a pet monkey/a kumquat in a bum's sock - it's about to get funky

I'm just trying to make them as bad as possible at this point.

 

[AkaDemiK]

Act gay around my team, we let the pumps loose/a tangerine on a trampoline - nikka we jump fruits

Don't come around me if you snitches / Arya Stark in a Maryland Park, after the gunpowder falls I'm hounding you lil bytches

Gunpowder Falls

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Tell these nikkas to stop whoring themselves out for the check then... These dudes will ruin their brand with no problem just because Johnny Tinfoil offers them some bread for a battle. I actually fell bad for the Arizona dude because he wants to genuinely throw a good event and these nikkas are playing him... And again these battle nikkas are VERY funny style... Because I doubt Rex/clips would've accepted a battle with URL... They'll take Johnny Tinfoil's battle money because to the fans "it doesn't count off of URL" them going over there and accepting that battle shows they can care less what the fans want. They know DAMN well that should be on URL. So why should I get mad at Johnny Tinfoil?

Rex is unlike these other nikkas breh. Once you cut Rex's check, he performs no matter the venue or brand. One of the few battle rappers who never disrespects the game by coming unprepared with bs freestyles. IMO Rex takes every battle like his brand is on the line.

These other nikkas tho... Check chasers