Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Walt]

This my issue with the reaching, they be saying bars that literally change the entire word that shyt isn't lyrical lol. Word association is really bad. That's so easy to do. I could write 90% of these PG nikkas bars in my sleep. They literally just take relatable things and connect them into a scheme and think they're nice. I'd rather that Bigg K, B Magic, Math shyt. "Can we shoot a DVD? I told her yeah if your head slammin like a DDT" is flames.

nikkas talking about

"But I CAN OPEN HER (OPENER) to GET IN HER DRAWERS, WE BE SPOONING UNTIL SHE FORFEIT, I HAD YOUR BOO OVER THE SINK, BUT I'm NOT GONNA FAUCET/FORCE IT"

Lmao I be hating them type nikkas bro.

When I first started watching Chilla battles I borderline hated him. Once he diversified his style, His schemes seemed sharper, and overall I can't think of a dude who improved so drastically. Now I look forward to his battles.

be like " im convinced, she must heard im hot dog, now she had to catch up to relish what the condom meant" and i'll be like , lol i bet when dudes see those evaluation questions sayin " a dog is to a puppy like a cat is to what" they will be like " oh shyt i can start on my third round now" lol

 

[Walt]

Watching that Ill Will battle reminded me how tired Tommy lines are. Them shyts need to end.

When I show you that Tommy in Living Color, I ain't talkin bout Davidson

Call my Tommy Lasorda, even if you try to dodge that bytch'll manage to hit you for running base

 

[raw613]

ya growing up i liked martin as much as the next guy but it is time to reference another sitcom because it has become redundant

 

[stepbackj34spud]

This my issue with the reaching, they be saying bars that literally change the entire word that shyt isn't lyrical lol. Word association is really bad. That's so easy to do. I could write 90% of these PG nikkas bars in my sleep. They literally just take relatable things and connect them into a scheme and think they're nice. I'd rather that Bigg K, B Magic, Math shyt. "Can we shoot a DVD? I told her yeah if your head slammin like a DDT" is flames.

nikkas talking about

"But I CAN OPEN HER (OPENER) to GET IN HER DRAWERS, WE BE SPOONING UNTIL SHE FORFEIT, I HAD YOUR BOO OVER THE SINK, BUT I'm NOT GONNA FAUCET/FORCE IT"

Lmao I be hating them type nikkas bro.

You sound more like clips than a pg nikka but ok.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

ya growing up i liked martin as much as the next guy but it is time to reference another sitcom because it has become redundant

Nah breh, Martin is the goat sitcom. I never grow tired of Martin schemes. Black Addonis had one of the hardest Martin schemes

 

[stepbackj34spud]

That's why Chilla has improved a lot to me because he added punchlines. If he was still doing a lot of schemes like these PG nikkas he'd be terrible by now. But he's dope because he does a bunch of stuff now not just schemes.

Chilla was doing punchlines from day 1 tho. Chilla has never been just schemes. Schemes, wordplay/flips and punchlines is how I would describe Chilla. You're hate for these PG dudes is making you say silly shyt. All of these dudes reach. All of these dudes do the "hot dog, mustard, ham & cheese" see what I just said shyt. The nitpicking and bias you are showing is crazy.

 

[raw613]

Nah breh, Martin is the goat sitcom. I never grow tired of Martin schemes. Black Addonis had one of the hardest Martin schemes

i agree as far as the greatness of the show, but a lot of the schemes are starting to sound the same, " buck shots like pam, you don't put in work with the tommy" etc lol

 

[FreshAIG]

Chilla was doing punchlines from day 1 tho. Chilla has never been just schemes. Schemes, wordplay/flips and punchlines is how I would describe Chilla. You're hate for these PG dudes is making you say silly shyt. All of these dudes reach. All of these dudes do the "hot dog, mustard, ham & cheese" see what I just said shyt. The nitpicking and bias you are showing is crazy.

Everyone does some punches but Chilla was not doing punches like he does now. He called himself the king of schemes for a reason, trying to act like that wasn't his bread and butter, when he even says it used to be, makes you sound like a groupie. And I don't hate PG nikkas but you overrate them and act like just because they say a bunch of associated wordplay kinda bars makes them nice. It doesn't. Your definition of good is toy shyt. You like a lot of garbage nikkas imo. You might feel the same way about my taste, I just don't care. You seem to be offended anytime nikkas critique these PG nikkas. There's a reason every time they face vets they get their wig split. Them nikkas just not nice like that. And they all sound exactly the same.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

i agree as far as the greatness of the show, but a lot of the schemes are starting to sound the same, " buck shots like pam, you don't put in work with the tommy" etc lol

Lol. Who said that line about, shoot you in the hallway like a Shanene scene?

 

[raw613]

Lol. Who said that line about, shoot you in the hallway like a Shanene scene?

oh ya i think i know the line ya talkin about, but i forget lol

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Everyone does some punches but Chilla was not doing punches like he does now. He called himself the king of schemes for a reason, trying to act like that wasn't his bread and butter, when he even says it used to be, makes you sound like a groupie. And I don't hate PG nikkas but you overrate them and act like just because they say a bunch of associated wordplay kinda bars makes them nice. It doesn't. Your definition of good is toy shyt. You like a lot of garbage nikkas imo. You might feel the same way about my taste, I just don't care. You seem to be offended anytime nikkas critique these PG nikkas. There's a reason every time they face vets they get their wig split. Them nikkas just not nice like that. And they all sound exactly the same.

What about Danny tho breh? Danny and rum nitty are the 2standouts from this class

 

[ineedsleep212]

There are so many shows and movies and it's like dudes haven't turned on a tv or been to a theater in at least 10 years.

 

[obarth]

Watching that Ill Will battle reminded me how tired Tommy lines are. Them shyts need to end.

When I show you that Tommy in Loving Color, I ain't talkin bout Davidson

Call my Tommy Lasorda, even if you try to dodge that bytch'll manage to hit you for running base

Bullets out the Tommy size of pickles, have you wondering what the dill(deal) is when your rugrat talking to you in the ICU

Nicknamed my Tommy, Edison, so up your bars or it'll have to shine a light on what your filler meant(filament)

When he see that Tommy strapped to my jeans (word to Surf), he'll figure(Hilfiger) his two American Eagles ain't shyt, but think "Dese'll(Diesel) have to do"

 

[DontEemTry]

What about Danny tho breh? Danny and rum nitty are the 2standouts from this class

Nitty, he aight.

But Danny?

 

[T-K-G]

daylyt son tolling be having me :uhhhh:

That lil nikka be wildin dude had me rollin when he was barkin on Day when he was tryna break down his first round from the b magic battle nikka told him cut that shyt off its too much noise in there