Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[FreshAIG]

oh ya i think i know the line ya talkin about, but i forget lol

Yung Ill but then O-Red rebuttaled that he'd shoot Yung Ill through the door like a Roscoe scene lol. Only dope line Ill had the whole battle and Red flipped it on him smh

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Nitty, he aight.

But Danny?

To each his own but Danny vs rum nitty is a classic

 

[T-K-G]

Watching that Ill Will battle reminded me how tired Tommy lines are. Them shyts need to end.

When I show you that Tommy in Loving Color, I ain't talkin bout Davidson

Call my Tommy Lasorda, even if you try to dodge that bytch'll manage to hit you for running base

Breh u need to legit troll your way to a pg battle and bodybag somebody that salami In a tsunami line is still top 5 of 2014

 

[DA_LURKA]

That lil nikka be wildin dude had me rollin when he was barkin on Day when he was tryna break down his first round from the b magic battle nikka told him cut that shyt off its too much noise in there

lil nikka bust in the room like he pay the bills and shyt, like aye dad im watching ben ten in here CALM DAT shyt DOWN

 

[Momentum]

I hate those forced schemes, THEN the nikka tries to bring it back like we aint get it

"WAIT A MINUTE... CAN OPENER, SPOON, FORK, FAUCET..."

Get these nikkas the fukk outta here

 

[Walt]

Breh u need to legit troll your way to a pg battle and bodybag somebody that salami In a tsunami line is still top 5 of 2014

I could whip up a batch of bars in a couple hours, word to everything. But I'm taller than Ty Law, I'd be looking mad awkward up there on that stage. My facial expression game would be unparalleled though.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Everyone does some punches but Chilla was not doing punches like he does now. He called himself the king of schemes for a reason, trying to act like that wasn't his bread and butter, when he even says it used to be, makes you sound like a groupie. And I don't hate PG nikkas but you overrate them and act like just because they say a bunch of associated wordplay kinda bars makes them nice. It doesn't. Your definition of good is toy shyt. You like a lot of garbage nikkas imo. You might feel the same way about my taste, I just don't care. You seem to be offended anytime nikkas critique these PG nikkas. There's a reason every time they face vets they get their wig split. Them nikkas just not nice like that. And they all sound exactly the same.

I never said Chilla didn't do schemes or wasn't known for schemes. I said Chilla has been doing punchlines along with schemes since day 1. Chilla does schemes, punchlines, and name flips/wordplay. nikkas been saying Chilla does more than schemes since the magic battle. You saying he just started adding punches in the mix just to say why he is better than these pg dudes is laughable.

I don't overrate anybody. I'm only rocking for two pg dudes right now and that's Myers and Ty Law. They don't do any of the shyt you hate pg nikkas for but of course they're still wack. I know.
You're right, I don't care about your taste but when I see bias and hate I'm going to reply. The same shyt you are critiquing these pg dudes for is the same garbage these vets do. Surf is the king of reaches and saying shyt that doesn't make sense. I've seen Clips, Verb, Big T and countless other vets do the "ham, cheese, bread see what I just said " shyt many times. You trying to say its a PG thing is nothing but hate.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

@FreshAIG said Myers similes are wack but "head slamming like a DDT" is "fire". Hilarious.

 

[DF is BUSY]

be like " im convinced, she must heard im hot dog, now she had to catch up to relish what the condom meant"

noooooo


:mjcmon: ahdi boom

 

[DF is BUSY]

Spud34 always find a chance to shyt on Surf :leumad:

 

[DontEemTry]

I hate those forced schemes, THEN the nikka tries to bring it back like we aint get it

"WAIT A MINUTE... CAN OPENER, SPOON, FORK, FAUCET..."

Get these nikkas the fukk outta here

nikka ya wife's a slut thats why I can open her, lay her down and spoon, and if she don't wanna fock, I force it...wait a minute...

 

[T-K-G]

I could whip up a batch of bars in a couple hours, word to everything. But I'm taller than Ty Law, I'd be looking mad awkward up there on that stage. My facial expression game would be unparalleled though.

Bring back the QP spin dawk it's wat the game's been missin

 

[ineedsleep212]

funny as hell

at "NOOO!!?!?! fukk? You think we wanna see TYGA and LIL DURK in a battle?"

 

[saturn7]

Y'all just don't get it. My man Surf be cooking gumbo with those over the head lines.
"I should be in the stew with this/ stewardess"

 

[MicIsGod]

Surf is the first nikka I noticed really STRETCHING and FORCING word schemes. His whole 2nd round vs hollow is filled with forced shyt. That battle looks more and more like a clear hollow 2-1 as time passes.