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[Round 1 - Tsu-Surf]
I said I like that line about your fit, it kinda go with how you dress
Camouflage, army, this AR on my hip make it easy to go across his chest
But, I'm the reason Hitman Holla ain't kill 'em
But I had to pay him like 3 to 5
The contract said fukk him up, but bring him to me alive
I reviewed the game tapes, my last response I
Could've saved some fukkin' money
Cause you can't send a kid to do a man's job
But H-O-L-L-O-W, how you got your name?
Nah, Arsonal beat your ass
In other words you H-O-L on the low
That's how you got your name
Sometimes you gotta swallow a loss to stomach gettin' better
I know that's a pill you don't want to digest
But my question is why I'm the Jersey nikka you want to try next?
Gloves and a mask out the Jeep with that thing low
I know he Hollow, but I pray I see Nigel to let that thing go
Lightsabers and some--, you see a beam then that thing blow
Out the Jeep it start to drizzle, they tell it was a Durango
fukk I need to put it in subtitles or somethin'?
Out the Jeep it starts to drizzle, ain't no tellin' where the rain go
A thirsty nikka in the club, I'm trying to hit everything standing
It got a kickback when it shoot, so when it aim, you gotta slant it
With your life, crawl for it, trying to see the gates then access granted
On the block with something DeAndre size
One word to explain that night: Brandon
Your mom probably was a whore, and your daddy didn't love her
Kids by another nikka so your brother wasn't your brother
Walk up in her room dumpin', shooting straight through the cover
I felt just as bad as your father, putting a hollow in your mother
And I don't wanna hear about how I ain't got no wins and whatnot
Battling Tsu, 4th quarter, that's a tough spot
I hate you, and that whole fukkin' cult, that shyt must stop
I learned you just a backup for Andrew, chasin' Lux spot
And how you trying to box with a nikka with the devil's footwork and God reach
Ray Louis, wish I could get that line back
But the last thing he got was a ring after that God speech
I'm at his door, knock-knock, Nigel why you wanna fukk with me?
Sean Carter, I ain't gotta find where he fukkin' be
Bars, got some, sucker, not one, you mad then pop son
Victim, got one, give him my stocks ten
They think I'm from the jungle but I'm not son
Rest in piece Tall T, his last battle'll be a Shotgun
If it was really Loyalty Over Money
Grindtime'll still be an up and running league right now
You, Con, Cort, DNA, and a couple other nikkas all playing for a different team right now
I mean, with them names Grindtime'll still be afloat, with your bumass
And Smack ain't gonna do shyt but stand there and smile
Cause he get paid off your dumbass
You was battlin' Illmacs, and Okwerdz and Passwurdz
Rhymin' ventilators using generators using mad words
Then come to the URL and everybody "Snow Dat"
Snow what? Them weirdos fukk with you but so what?
I had a threesome with karma and death, in them graveyards you'll find plenty bodies
And if this mac hit his hat, he'll have enough cap room to sign anybody
I'll bring some tape, a rope, zip ties and a swammy
Since he loyal to his homies, we gonna go and get his family
If I break this scheme down, he'll say he can't stand me
But it'll get ugly, no crime seen, they'll see us out in Miami
fukk I need to put it in subtitles or somethin'?
It get ugly, no, crime scene, that's CSI: Miami
The way NY battlin' looking, if y'all was the Heat, fine, none of y'all be Lebron
But it's cool, no worries I'll tag 'em
Clips'll be Wade, DNA Bosh, he ain't battle in 2 years, the roster shouldn't have him
Rex Allen, Shine Lewis, Math Birdman, Con could be Chalmers, and you Don is Haslem
Cortez the nikka by the Gatorade, the teammate wasn't worth that pick
On a bytch like "If it was me, I would've dumped that shyt"
Right, and when I signed that contract, that meant that it's over
Anybody else I ain't named'll be sitting next to Spoelstra
Smack said "You want the Don?" I said "Hollow? Clown"
I mean back then he was cool but let's talk about Hollow now
You got some bark, but that's not how Hollow sound
My Hitman'll treat your death like he was battling John John
That means we know he using some hollow rounds, Jersey
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[Round 2 - Tsu Surf]
You could cook raw fish on my block, we the greasiest
And you see that nikka standing right there, right there him... him
It's cool, it's good he ain't do it cause gullible nikka's easiest
But debatables, wins, losses, I got classics, I did it for the money
Anybody say Surf ain't got bars
Hella million views and kill a dude is a dummy
Your delivery sometimes his bars never too crazy
When I try to think classics it gets fuzzy
Your last time going hard was my first time ever on the card
Anything before Richard, that mean your Prior shyt was funny
What'd you say?
On to the next one, on to the next one
Never been a slouch or soft, I don't know what you heard nikka
My patience is skinny
When it comes to throwing bullets at these bird nikkas
Now I know that wasn't like super duper duper cold
But it is when you compare Flacco to the Ravens in the superbowl
It's always a nikka in your way, sometimes you gotta move 'em
I ain't a freshman, ain't new or soft
More reason he gon' get to wishing I ain't school 'em
Peep junior, I seen your face, you probably caught my last scheme
That's what I meant to do, freshman, sophomore, junior
You ain't graduating, these claps in the air, that's for principle
I tied with a shoe string around my neck, that's all hell bro
And those right here, but it's poking my elbow
Ironic I tie it with a shoe string
Cause the silencer make it sound like Velcro
So them 32 shots gon' do Magic, he got it, they couldn't tell though
And you fukk with Drake right?
Well Thank Me Later
That's why I show my Crew Love, they do not care
They hold enough bullets to Start From The Bottom to 'bout here
Beat me? Hell Ya fukkin' Right
You must be in Marvin's Room sniffing shrooms
Or whatever keep you up at night
And my bytches don't Love Beyonce
They love money and they trying to work
They need some G's, Alicia Keys, all you'll see is Fireworks
These shyts sound like Mike Will Made 'em
I'm bombing when I clap, dumb him and his brain
Then dump him by the train, there'll be a zombie on the track
You think Con beat me? Get off Con nuts
That's violation, dikkdiding is misconduct
You was behind Con the whole time
So if missing that shot got me this spot
Is cause I purposely missed Con, duck
I'm not chokin', and if you can, please don't mind my silence
I'm just trying to let my mind vacate before I resort back to violence
Vacate, resort, I could be in the stu with this
That's some wild shyt
Just snow that these clips still go both ways
You want a round? Trip, speaking of Clips
I ain't got a problem giving him the whole clip, I'm using all of mine
And if the judge see a clip of what I did to Clips with that clip
shyt'll look like Charlie Clip's pic, DNA won't be too far behind
Okay, I was in Detroit wilding, okay
That's right I went to Detroit, dolo
Just me and my yolo, ready to jump at any action if it happen to pogo
But you say shyt like "call me Hands, you could count on me"
I say shyt like "I don't think nothin MMG"
I mean I don't think nothing in him G
So wherever we meet, I'm robbing him, he got bands on him
And he ain't 'bout that Gunplay, so why lay hands on him?
This is my house nikka, SMACK!
If he stall he getting clapped, they'll catch that later
Got a gun, but I don't need to blow it
Right knock him out his Reeboks and he ain't even know it
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noodles said:


Should've thrown Cass at Arsonal or Verb...give him a challenge..
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imo Cassidy "should" have battled Mook, considering them two actually have history. Not to much mention Mook's stock is through the roof after putting Beloved in the dirt
 
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dutchie said:
:wtf:

nikka u trolling now or what?? u clearly can see I quote Spud who brought up Myers and i replied.

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TBH I don't even know who started the Surf vs Myers debate but it's wack and pointless because they'll never battle.
 
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Momentum said:
TBH I don't even know who started the Surf vs Myers debate but it's wack and pointless because they'll never battle.
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:dwillhuh:

nikka u must have been smoking something because there is no surf vs myers discussion here. Spud said something and I replied.

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I feel like after reading the last few pages that I need to put it out there that I'm basically one of those Tsu Surf stans. :patrice:
 
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