Religion/Spirituality The official Bizarre Bible Stories Thread
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Doesn't the Quran co-sing the Old Testament though?
42 kids though? Thats worse than the Newtown shooting. For cracking jokes?
Ill be stunned if a bytch even has your abortion. Seriously, what bytch wanna lay with chew. This is how how you spend your time. Putting down morality and defending nikkas that take it up the ass. Ur obviously warped and a bytch like hoes.
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I haven't read the bible in awhile. I think I have one in the house here, I'll crack it open this week if I get some free time.
Leviticus has some gems worth rereading
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"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.."
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.."
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
88m3
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Fukk your corny debates
This passionfruit ass nikka is Mowgli when he's on top and Mr. Somebody when he's on bottom.
You're a 34 year old man with 3 aliases who spends all day trolling on an internet forum. Take a step back and listen to yourself. Nobody's laughing with you... we're all laughing at you.
So we all just gonna act like Jesus didn't simp out to Mary Magdalene and told his boys to OMIT that part of the story out so he wouldn't look lame? We all know some info was left out...
Lets be 100.....Jesus got himself into an Ace/Ginger(Casino) situation and didn't want to put that out there
So we gonna keep ignoring this?
Lets be 100.....Jesus got himself into an Ace/Ginger(Casino) situation and didn't want to put that out there
So we gonna keep ignoring this?
Ur a fakkit in denial with no bytch to speak of. Come out the closet and admit you love aids fakkit. Then after you do that my nig, kill your fukkin self and take your gay lover with you you devil worshipping piece of shyt. Two less disease spreading queers the world has to deal with.
Chill my nig. i got the pic of your ugly ass wife on deck ready to blast off anonomously. Thats a scary site, your ugly ass bytch!
I cant explain the creator to a bytch. Fall in line or fall in hell. I dont give a fukk what happens to you fakkit. Hopefully God does.
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Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
Chill my nig. i got the pic of your ugly ass wife on deck ready to blast off anonomously. Thats a scary site, your ugly ass bytch!
My wife's big toe looks better than that little asian boy you impregnated. Stop it.