Religion/Spirituality The official Bizarre Bible Stories Thread

[Mowgli]

12 midnight where you at 9 where im at and a bunch of fakkits pretending to be normal at their jobs in the morning telling me how to live life. In a perfect world we'd be watchin you homos sizzle.

 

[Mowgli]

Bro you look a light skinned Smeagol just fukking stop it.

You're in your late 30's you've knocked up some lame asian chick.

And that doesn't even begin to describe how "swagless" you are.


You wanna talk about my car game?




Messaging me about what Audi's cost to maintain and end up buying an 06' Acura.



I bet you don't even own your house.


I've spent more on cars in the last five than the assessed value of your apartment complex.


The fruit of your labor, is the life of a c-list movie script.

With that voice you got you got bigger problems. Probably only a bytch who look like Smeagol whod be willing to send your dna into the future. Most times, they do the right thing and send your future to the trash. them prostitutes.

 

[88m3]

With that voice you got you got bigger problems. Probably only a bytch who look like Smeagol whod be willing to send your dna into the future. Most times, they do the right thing and send your future to the trash. them prostitutes.

Your obsession with my voice is

Don't confuse your life with mine we all know you love to reflect your life onto others.
I'm not trying to send my dna anywhere besides some twenty year old chicks eyes



the woman who's going to have you coming out of your pockets for the next 24 years

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Nice bluff but my girl hasnt been within 20 clicks of this bytch ass board .

That ugly ass bytch was posted in TLR on the old site. She looks like a male 3rd grade spelling bee champion. And she wouldn't marry your dusty bum ass until you got her pregnant to keep her. @this c00n ass cac verdean taking karate lessons in your 30s so you can win her father's approval and have light-skinned babies that come out looking like 70 year old Rae Dawn Chongs. Goddamn how can one man be such a loser.

 

[newworldafro]

Apologetics are welcomed as well. @Mrsomebody @newworldafro etc.

*Looks up definition of "apologetics"*

*Attempts to understand why I would apologize or have an excuse for Giants and/or incest??*

Robbie3000 you must have me confused with another poster, although the Bible is interesting piece of work, I'm not a poster that references it much up here....very minimally actually....not sure what your asking breh??

I did post a video or even a thread about the Nephilim and it shows the long ass skulls and bodies in different archaelogical sites around the world...that's about it..

2nd question about the Nephilim? is it saying "sons of God" were the Nephilim?? and they laid up with regular women??

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

12 midnight where you at 9 where im at and a bunch of fakkits pretending to be normal at their jobs in the morning telling me how to live life. In a perfect world we'd be watchin you homos sizzle.

Lol...YOU AVERAGE 58.54 POSTS PER DAY. How is that even humanly possible?

I'm at work right now btw.

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

at this thread

 

[intilectual recipricol]

maynes, I'm sorry its so long, but I couldnt tell where to start or cut it off...

<< Judges 15 >>
New International Version 1984
Samson&#8217;s Vengeance on the Philistines

1Later on, at the time of wheat harvest, Samson took a young goat and went to visit his wife. He said, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to my wife&#8217;s room.&#8221; But her father would not let him go in.

2&#8220;I was so sure you thoroughly hated her,&#8221; he said, &#8220;that I gave her to your friend. Isn&#8217;t her younger sister more attractive? Take her instead.&#8221;

3Samson said to them, &#8220;This time I have a right to get even with the Philistines; I will really harm them.&#8221; 4So he went out and caught three hundred foxes and tied them tail to tail in pairs. He then fastened a torch to every pair of tails, 5lit the torches and let the foxes loose in the standing grain of the Philistines. He burned up the shocks and standing grain, together with the vineyards and olive groves.

6When the Philistines asked, &#8220;Who did this?&#8221; they were told, &#8220;Samson, the Timnite&#8217;s son-in-law, because his wife was given to his friend.&#8221;

So the Philistines went up and burned her and her father to death. 7Samson said to them, &#8220;Since you&#8217;ve acted like this, I won&#8217;t stop until I get my revenge on you.&#8221; 8He attacked them viciously and slaughtered many of them. Then he went down and stayed in a cave in the rock of Etam.

9The Philistines went up and camped in Judah, spreading out near Lehi. 10The men of Judah asked, &#8220;Why have you come to fight us?&#8221;

&#8220;We have come to take Samson prisoner,&#8221; they answered, &#8220;to do to him as he did to us.&#8221;

11Then three thousand men from Judah went down to the cave in the rock of Etam and said to Samson, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you realize that the Philistines are rulers over us? What have you done to us?&#8221;

He answered, &#8220;I merely did to them what they did to me.&#8221;

12They said to him, &#8220;We&#8217;ve come to tie you up and hand you over to the Philistines.&#8221;

Samson said, &#8220;Swear to me that you won&#8217;t kill me yourselves.&#8221;

13&#8220;Agreed,&#8221; they answered. &#8220;We will only tie you up and hand you over to them. We will not kill you.&#8221; So they bound him with two new ropes and led him up from the rock. 14As he approached Lehi, the Philistines came toward him shouting. The Spirit of the LORD came upon him in power. The ropes on his arms became like charred flax, and the bindings dropped from his hands. 15Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men.

16Then Samson said,

&#8220;With a donkey&#8217;s jawbone
I have made donkeys of them.a
With a donkey&#8217;s jawbone
I have killed a thousand men.&#8221;
17When he finished speaking, he threw away the jawbone; and the place was called Ramath Lehi.b

18Because he was very thirsty, he cried out to the LORD, &#8220;You have given your servant this great victory. Must I now die of thirst and fall into the hands of the uncircumcised?&#8221; 19Then God opened up the hollow place in Lehi, and water came out of it. When Samson drank, his strength returned and he revived. So the spring was called En Hakkore,c and it is still there in Lehi.

 

[the cac mamba]

In a perfect world we'd be watchin you homos sizzle

 

[the mechanic]

This thread meandered into the outer limits i see

 

[Robbie3000]

Damn took a break to talk to my chick, came back and Mowgli is foaming at the mouth.

Why you so mad Mowgli? This has to be beyond a religious discussion, you alright son?

 

[the mechanic]

2nd question about the Nephilim? is it saying "sons of God" were the Nephilim?? and they laid up with regular women??

No its says the nephilim were hybrids of the "sons of god" and human females. the "sons of god" being aliens seems the most reasonable explanation because that tale is an ancient Mesopotamian myth the bible writers plagiarized.

 

[newworldafro]

No its says the nephilim were hybrids of the "sons of god" and human females. the "sons of god" being aliens seems the most reasonable explanation because that tale is an ancient Mesopotamian myth the bible writers plagiarized.

that's what that video alluded to as well...

 

[Robbie3000]

maynes, I'm sorry its so long, but I couldnt tell where to start or cut it off...

I have never read the foolishness in the Sampson story before.

That shyt reads like when Cube did Fairy Tales.

 

[88m3]

Damn took a break to talk to my chick, came back and Mowgli is foaming at the mouth.

Why you so mad Mowgli? This has to be beyond a religious discussion, you alright son?

touch of dementia and menopause