Religion/Spirituality The official Bizarre Bible Stories Thread
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intilectual recipricol
Killin fake hip hop
Real talk maynes, I read some of this bullshyt to my daughter a couple years ago and she started cryin like a muthafukca... I had to tell her it was all like Aesops Fables for her to stop... I had to splain to her why I didnt let her go with her granny to church anymore... Her granny talmbout what I did was wrong, I was like "wrong like murdering and raping women and children like in the bible?" 
Real talk maynes, I read some of this bullshyt to my daughter a couple years ago and she started cryin like a muthafukca... I had to tell her it was all like Aesops Fables for her to stop... I had to splain to her why I didnt let her go with her granny to church anymore... Her granny talmbout what I did was wrong, I was like "wrong like murdering and raping women and children like in the bible?"
Fear of God is a sign of respect. Your daughters learning her first jewel of wisdom.
You tryin to keep her off the poles of feed her to the wolves bruh. That Bible is your best friend.
intilectual recipricol
Killin fake hip hop
Fear of God is a sign of respect. Your daughters learning her first jewel of wisdom.
Wasnt no fear of god lil nicca. She was fraid her mom was gonna be killed with rocks for workin on sunday.
I dont think i EVER seen a stripper w/o a cross tatoo
i mean, to believe these bullshyt stories based on NOTHING but a book thats cosigned by the worlds premiere child molesting league is simply :belip:
To quote the woman in my avatar.....
I’m not religious at all. I think faith is something that gives you strength. I believe in fate and I believe that things happen for a reason but I don’t think that there’s a high power, necessarily. I believe in karma very much though. There are so many rude people around and they’re the people that don’t have any real friends. And relationships with people - with your mom, your nan, your dog.. are what you get the most happiness in life from. Apart from shoes and bags.
– Amy Winehouse
I do not believe in Karma much though........but if more celebrities said things like those you know how they would be looked at in shame? Especially if they were black?
She speaks the truth though.....I think some folks start loving God who most likely does not even exist way more than their own kids or husband.
So we just gonna act like there wasn't some HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ass plot hole with God being "disappointed" that Adam/Eve listened to the snake..........when God was the one who created it?
If God is all powerful why would he allow Satan to have the power to possess a snake?
If God is all powerful why would he allow Satan to have the power to possess a snake?
Love of the devil in your case is........?
intilectual recipricol
Killin fake hip hop
dawg, Yahweh is like the Mr Magoo or Maxwell Smart of gawds... I kinda wish he was real so after I die I can watch this dumb mufukca fail miserably at punishin me...
Like really, after seein him continually fukc up I could see him tryin to send me to hell but accidentally sending himself instead, then after burnin himself for like 10-20 mins with him stumblin around to find the light switch, he turns the flames off instead and all the inhabitants of hell escape except for him, then the Hitler cuts the thermostat back up and yahweh dies in hell...
I could see it maynes
Fear of God is a sign of weakness and foolishness. All the best religious people don't have such a nonsensical relationship to the notion of God.
Slaimon Khan Shah
SLAIMON KHAN SHAH = SHAOLIN MONK/S OF ISLAAM
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU BRING YOUR PASSION OVER TO ISLAM. IT'S THE GOOD LIFE, WHAT CAN I SAY! ETERNAL PARADISE AS WELL!
Letting trannies babysit your kids, is that a sign of wisdom and intelligence?
I think you would know more about that than me, but even then, I can say that it's certainly not as foolish as living your life cringing in fear of punishment from an inflated father figure.