Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[8WON6]

 

[storyteller]

Yall know I'm a VHS fan. Looking forward to this! It's almost time for the yearly "let's make an October horror watchlist" compilation.

 

[MenacingMonk]

What’s the judgment on Together? Looks like a slow burner and I don’t know if I can tolerate Franco.

 

[storyteller]

What’s the judgment on Together? Looks like a slow burner and I don’t know if I can tolerate Franco.

I feel that, I find it tough to take Franco seriously.

 

[storyteller]

I'm three episodes into the new Alien show and loving it. Romulus was a great return to form for the series, and this is continuing that trend with potential to be even better. Though it does feel more like Aliens than Alien, which is to say there's a lot more action than pure horror.

I feel like this also bodes well for the new Predator movie. It feels like these guys have hit their stride with the two properties. Whoever's putting these together oughtta get their hands on the Riddikk properties. They could body a Pitch Black remake or a movie version of Escape from Butcher Bay.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

I check out the new toxic avenger tonight

Fun trashy movie

 

[storyteller]

Alright, I'm gonna need you to hear me out...



This is some budget horror from 2009. A lot of it comes across as campy. The acting is...not great, but it has some familiar faces. The plot is scotch tape, bubble gum, and Elmer's glued together. But a bunch of the kills are genuinely good! We're talking over-the-top violence with very well-made practical effects. The quality was so good, I looked up the director. His directing credits top out at a Teen Wolf episode, but his makeup and effects credits are sprawling with some bangers in there.

So, this is effectively a showcase for some really good kill effects in the form of a slasher. In an alternate universe, this movie's Terrifier a decade earlier. It even had to be edited down to cut some of the gratuitous violence in certain countries.

Laid to Rest as a movie...hella mid, mostly forgettable. But the kills are so good that I think it's noteworthy and maybe even worth a watch for horror heads...especially since it's a "never-mentioned" horror.

Also, Lena Headley's in this. It's cathartic to see Cersei suffer through a horror movie.

 

[abominable1]

Alright, I'm gonna need you to hear me out...

This is some budget horror from 2009. A lot of it comes across as campy. The acting is...not great, but it has some familiar faces. The plot is scotch tape, bubble gum, and Elmer's glue. But a bunch of the kills are genuinely good! We're talking over-the-top violence with very well-made practical effects. The quality was so good, I looked up the director. His directing credits top out at a Teen Wolf episode, but his makeup and effects credits are sprawling with some bangers in there.

Sequel is worth a watch too.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Been getting into the X files

 

[storyteller]

Sequel is worth a watch too.

I'm def peeping this joint asap.

 

[storyteller]

Been getting into the X files

Crazy as it sounds, I recall the hillbilly incest family episode being one of the scariest episodes of any television show ever.

 

[Neuromancer]

I just saw Weapons with my wife. It wasn't bad. If was just ok.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Crazy as it sounds, I recall the hillbilly incest family episode being one of the scariest episodes of any television show ever.

I wonder when I’ll come across that episode I’m about 10 episodes in

 

[storyteller]

I wonder when I’ll come across that episode I’m about 10 episodes in

I just checked, and it's around 70 episodes in. I didn't realize seasons were so damned long.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

This looks like my kinda fukkery