Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

dennis roadman

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Breh I'm trying to have the slightest chance at bagging. I haven't and won't try :mitraillette:
you need more confidence breh

i got you :myman:

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I'ma do it :banderas:


Not to her though I need to test run it first :whoa: I'm bout to look like the biggest waaaaaaaasteman
once you realize looking like a wasteman is not that big of a deal, life gets more :banderas:

there will always be some people who just dont fukk with you. might as well be some random female you prolly wont see much of anyway
 

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Speaking of not talking to women...I saw one of my high school fling type tings (*shudders*) running around the park today. We both looked at each other initially, and it was that first, "Huh was that so and so?" Then she came around the path and looked at her again, yep :mjcry:

Then of course I ran the entire next lap thinking if I should say something, and we came around again and just gave her the eyebrows up acknowledging her and she gave the :mjpls:...

Sorry I thought this post was gonna be a lot more interesting. It's not so I'm just gonna stop :ffs:
 

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Speaking of not talking to women...I saw one of my high school fling type tings (*shudders*) running around the park today. We both looked at each other initially, and it was that first, "Huh was that so and so?" Then she came around the path and looked at her again, yep :mjcry:

Then of course I ran the entire next lap thinking if I should say something, and we came around again and just gave her the eyebrows up acknowledging her and she gave the :mjpls:...

Sorry I thought this post was gonna be a lot more interesting. It's not so I'm just gonna stop :ffs:
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was she your first pawg?

what were her eyebrows like?

did you ever find out what that thang smelled like?

i just went full coli :ufdup:

on the coli :leon:
 

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hey @yoyoyo1 a couple months ago(?) you posted a book in here about early american soccer, like with the soccer wars and shyt. what was it called?
 

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was she your first pawg?

what were her eyebrows like?

did you ever find out what that thang smelled like?

i just went full coli :ufdup:

on the coli :leon:

She was my first pawg, at least the first interested in me now that I think of it :ehh:

She had a superb body in high school (face was always a bit meh/average), huge t*ts in high school and seeing her run, she hasn't lost a bit of the sweater meat magic.

We were both into each other, freshman year of high school, but being young and dumb and inexperienced, I clowned her in class one day (I was a very big a$$hole in high school, almost a class clown, though people never laughed at me, I was always the one with perfect timing, delivering sarcastic remarks and rejoinders during class discussions to other students and teachers) (she had body images like all girls around that time) and I really embarrassed her and got called to the dean of students and blah blah blah.

Either way, I didn't talk to her for the rest of high school until senior year where I saw that glint in her that eye that she still wanted it, but my head was turned elsewhere with another girl.

Then I saw her a few years back at a bar and she had lost her naivety and kind personality and had descended into that lame ass personality taken on by a lot of white women i.e. that seen it all done it all and constantly confusing flat and basic sarcasm for genuine humor and who describe themselves as intelligent on dating websites. Of course that night I tried, but she knew the game, read me like a book, and couldn't salvage anything.

Perhaps I'll see her in the park again and stop her and attempt to talk her into a night of frottage and drinks :ehh:

In that order :ehh:
 

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She was my first pawg, at least the first interested in me now that I think of it :ehh:

She had a superb body in high school (face was always a bit meh/average), huge t*ts in high school and seeing her run, she hasn't lost a bit of the sweater meat magic.

We were both into each other, freshman year of high school, but being young and dumb and inexperienced, I clowned her in class one day (I was a very big a$$hole in high school, almost a class clown, though people never laughed at me, I was always the one with perfect timing, delivering sarcastic remarks and rejoinders during class discussions to other students and teachers) (she had body images like all girls around that time) and I really embarrassed her and got called to the dean of students and blah blah blah.

Either way, I didn't talk to her for the rest of high school until senior year where I saw that glint in her that eye that she still wanted it, but my head was turned elsewhere with another girl.

Then I saw her a few years back at a bar and she had lost her naivety and kind personality and had descended into that lame ass personality taken on by a lot of white women i.e. that seen it all done it all and constantly confusing flat and basic sarcasm for genuine humor and who describe themselves as intelligent on dating websites. Of course that night I tried, but she knew the game, read me like a book, and couldn't salvage anything.

Perhaps I'll see her in the park again and stop her and attempt to talk her into a night of frottage and drinks :ehh:
now i get why you like Girls

you should track her down on a dating website and act like you dont remember her

:yeshrug:
 
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