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your only disadvantage is being from new york, where there's a dearth of arable soil
you man and these produce pick up linesyour only disadvantage is being from new york, where there's a dearth of arable soil
you man and these produce pick up lines![]()
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you man and these produce pick up lines
have you tried it yet tho?Breh I'm trying to have the slightest chance at bagging. I haven't and won't try :mitraillette:have you tried it yet tho?
you need more confidence brehBreh I'm trying to have the slightest chance at bagging. I haven't and won't try :mitraillette:

I'ma do ityou need more confidence breh
i got you
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I'm bout to look like the biggest waaaaaaaastemanonce you realize looking like a wasteman is not that big of a deal, life gets moreI'ma do it
Not to her though I need to test run it firstI'm bout to look like the biggest waaaaaaaasteman


@nyknick just went full @Diddly Drogba
@horse. kills you right breh. When I get to be your age I wanna be as wise as you![]()
im well under 30, i just studied under the masters from a young age

...Speaking of not talking to women...I saw one of my high school fling type tings (*shudders*) running around the park today. We both looked at each other initially, and it was that first, "Huh was that so and so?" Then she came around the path and looked at her again, yep
Then of course I ran the entire next lap thinking if I should say something, and we came around again and just gave her the eyebrows up acknowledging her and she gave the...
Sorry I thought this post was gonna be a lot more interesting. It's not so I'm just gonna stop :ffs:


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was she your first pawg?
what were her eyebrows like?
did you ever find out what that thang smelled like?
i just went full coli
on the coli![]()



now i get why you like GirlsShe was my first pawg, at least the first interested in me now that I think of it
She had a superb body in high school (face was always a bit meh/average), huge t*ts in high school and seeing her run, she hasn't lost a bit of the sweater meat magic.
We were both into each other, freshman year of high school, but being young and dumb and inexperienced, I clowned her in class one day (I was a very big a$$hole in high school, almost a class clown, though people never laughed at me, I was always the one with perfect timing, delivering sarcastic remarks and rejoinders during class discussions to other students and teachers) (she had body images like all girls around that time) and I really embarrassed her and got called to the dean of students and blah blah blah.
Either way, I didn't talk to her for the rest of high school until senior year where I saw that glint in her that eye that she still wanted it, but my head was turned elsewhere with another girl.
Then I saw her a few years back at a bar and she had lost her naivety and kind personality and had descended into that lame ass personality taken on by a lot of white women i.e. that seen it all done it all and constantly confusing flat and basic sarcasm for genuine humor and who describe themselves as intelligent on dating websites. Of course that night I tried, but she knew the game, read me like a book, and couldn't salvage anything.
Perhaps I'll see her in the park again and stop her and attempt to talk her into a night of frottage and drinks![]()
