Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[KOTK]

Good to see JT keeping the boy in line.

 

[yoyoyo1]

that they added kei's legendary irish dance celebration in fifa 13

 

[Resident Geordie]

Pardew has told his players not to get involved in the sponsorship row and go out and give 4107%

 

[yoyoyo1]

Brazil vs Iraq in Sweden, makes perfect sense

 

[dennis roadman]

"ayo bytch, put that tongue away, my mouth aint no cement mixer, ol' 2 parts sand, 1 part cement ass bytch"

that's how you treat these hoes?

 

[thatrapsfan]

Brazil vs Iraq in Sweden, makes perfect sense

I was about to come in to ask why Brazil is playing all their friendlies in Sweden. Maybe they picked Iraq because they have a big Iraqi populaiton in Sweden.

 

[Gilver]

that's how you treat these hoes?

I wish.

I just sat there and continued in silence, feigning arousal.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I wish.

I just sat there and continued in silence, feigning arousal.

You gotta choke her, breh. It's the sure-fire way I've found to get a chick to cut out some wild unarousing shyt she seems hell bent on pulling off. Get a little asphyxiation going to assert some alpha male dominance and from then on in she knows what the deal is. When she's tryna summon the native american god of the wind with her tongue go for the throat, bite her lip, then kiss her long/slow a few times with no tongue. She'll understand.

If you catch a rape charge it's not on me.

 

[Gilver]

You gotta choke her, breh. It's the sure-fire way I've found to get a chick to cut out some wild unarousing shyt she seems hell bent on pulling off. Get a little asphyxiation going to assert some alpha male dominance and from then on in she knows what the deal is. When she's tryna summon the native american god of the wind with her tongue go for the throat, bite her lip, then kiss her long/slow a few times with no tongue. She'll understand.

If you catch a rape charge it's not on me.

good plan.

Though i tried to choking thing on some bird recently, and it just felt weird, i'm really not in to the dominance stuff, i'm too much of a sensual lover m8s

Though i did hold a girls hand down the other night while i was fukking her, guess that's as far as i can go with that

Oh and i bite a lot, be it lips or nipples or w/e.

Suppose if the situation feels right i can dabble

 

[Gilver]

On a non-revealing-too-much-about-my-sex-life-note.

Just checked my post from this morning, £200 tax refund from 2008

I'm having a good day

 

[Capitol]

You gotta choke her, breh. It's the sure-fire way I've found to get a chick to cut out some wild unarousing shyt she seems hell bent on pulling off. Get a little asphyxiation going to assert some alpha male dominance and from then on in she knows what the deal is. When she's tryna summon the native american god of the wind with her tongue go for the throat, bite her lip, then kiss her long/slow a few times with no tongue. She'll understand.

If you catch a rape charge it's not on me.

You not gonna be a brother's alibi tho? Thats fukked up

 

[Gilver]

It's a very real thing.

The 'rape me' thing i mean.

A lot of girls love it, in my experience.

This lovely piece of stand up by Louis CK sums up my feelings on the matter

 

[Scottie Drippin]

It's a very real thing.

The 'rape me' thing i mean.

A lot of girls love it, in my experience.

This lovely piece of stand up by Louis CK sums up my feelings on the matter

Louis CK - Rape - YouTube

Once met a chick who on the first night we ever met/hung out told me about her rape fantasy.

She also told me how a dude paid for her implants when she worked at hooters.

She also asked to use my laptop, checked her facebook for a second, then immediately went to xvideos and started giving r=g caliber breakdowns on a London Keys scene (she knew the males name and everything).

It was an office type scene, which lead to her telling the story of her job, where she goes in in the afternoon, fukks her boss, then leaves and he clocks her in/out.

She then talked about how she could spit a loogie and hit a dikk perfectly from a yard away.


I love me some whores, but this was a whole other creature. All these revelations came in a like a four hour time span. And we were sober.

 

[Gilver]

Not sure whether that would have really turned me on or off.


Possibly both, repeatedly, one after another.


I usually hate women blabbing on about their jobs(especially when it's just sex, fukk i wanna hear about your job for?) but i could make an exception if debauchery is involved


Did you HIT THAT, breh?


Unrelated...girl just phoned me, she's out drinking, on about will i pick her up when she texts me, about 12/1, and it wasn't said, but obviously to fukk etc.

Gave her the , bytch please.

I'm tired as fukk tbf

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Not sure whether that would have really turned me on or off.


Possibly both, repeatedly, one after another.


I usually hate women blabbing on about their jobs(especially when it's just sex, fukk i wanna hear about your job for?) but i could make an exception if debauchery is involved


Did you HIT THAT, breh?

Yes

Most creative fukk I've ever had. Not that any positions were particularly inventive, but she started reading some of my stories on my laptop and was like "I bet you could come up with a great erotic scene", so I laid out some exposition before the rising action.

She really liked the concept of haven been kidnapped and used as an object until her white collar husband paid a drug debt.

Unrelated...girl just phoned me, she's out drinking, on about will i pick her up when she texts me, about 12/1, and it wasn't said, but obviously to fukk etc.

Gave her the , bytch please.

I'm tired as fukk tbf

OFT keeps their bytch mob task forces in check.