mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
Only song that matters from that period, brehs 
Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
He absolutely cannot deal. Lewis is, has, and will continue to be Black Mansell.Maaaaaate@Don Rhymus was right
He can't hack it
Man is just throwing away the title...he's a mental midget smh
Yall gon be worst then us when we lost balethey not too worried they got someone better in Suarez to replace him
Daily Mirror aren't reliableSpanish press saying Mourinho wants Kroos
Daily mirror says Evra to Juve and Janmaat to United
Daily Mirror says Man City Barkley and willing to offer €32million plus Rodwell
Roma in for Cole
Van gaal surely wants janmaat and de virgh to join with him to united. But he should try to bring in kroos that would be a great signing for you guys esp with all the
mids yall got
Mané Swagincha
6 times
Pound for pound, player for player, we are better than Germany though, who is to doubt that?
Didn't fukk that girl last night, so proud of myself.
Soon as i met her i was on some "you're gonna wing(wo)man me tonight
"
She was visibly perturbed but agreed(she didn't end up doing because girls are shyt wing people).
I dunno though, didn't have my usual predatory instincts last night...was out with a group of girls for the first time ever...felt like a gay best friend most of the night
Standing in a cocktail bar with girls while watching Holland v Costa Rica pens on my phone isn't my idea of ideal fun. Was outside as the last pen was saved and said to the bouncer "costa rica just missed! Holland are through!"
He looked at me like
The hate i felt for that human being right then, i was absolutely appalled that he was allowed to exist, so i
him and shook my head. The way he looked back at me betrayed his feelings, he knew deep down he had failed as a man, his muscles and beard couldn't paper over those cracks, no sir.
Anyway, without the lads i wasn't feeling the pulling craic so i headed home(didn't help that the only hot one of the group fell over drunk and smashed her face and ended up in hospital, mind). Where i proceeded to text that girl i did well not to fukk saying how i wish i'd kissed her(i didn't) and how i like her(i don't) because she has the aura of an actual woman and not a girl(guess she does but i'll take girls for a couple years yet mates).
Why do i play with people in such a way?
Now she is absolutely pesting my life texting/phoning me...wtf?!
Asking me to go get food etc, 'kin hell, cba with this. She was basically crying to me last night how i only wanna be friends if i've got no one else(true). I was like "naaaaaah" and she said "so if for example your scouse mate was in preston you'd have got in touch with me?"
I offered no words, just a literal
face.
Hey here's me rambling on...but it's my thread so fck ya'll.
Happy Sunday guys, we should all get together some time, do lunch. No i really mean it, add me on facebook.
Soon as i met her i was on some "you're gonna wing(wo)man me tonight
"She was visibly perturbed but agreed(she didn't end up doing because girls are shyt wing people).
I dunno though, didn't have my usual predatory instincts last night...was out with a group of girls for the first time ever...felt like a gay best friend most of the night
Standing in a cocktail bar with girls while watching Holland v Costa Rica pens on my phone isn't my idea of ideal fun. Was outside as the last pen was saved and said to the bouncer "costa rica just missed! Holland are through!"
He looked at me like
The hate i felt for that human being right then, i was absolutely appalled that he was allowed to exist, so i
him and shook my head. The way he looked back at me betrayed his feelings, he knew deep down he had failed as a man, his muscles and beard couldn't paper over those cracks, no sir.Anyway, without the lads i wasn't feeling the pulling craic so i headed home(didn't help that the only hot one of the group fell over drunk and smashed her face and ended up in hospital, mind). Where i proceeded to text that girl i did well not to fukk saying how i wish i'd kissed her(i didn't) and how i like her(i don't) because she has the aura of an actual woman and not a girl(guess she does but i'll take girls for a couple years yet mates).
Why do i play with people in such a way?
Now she is absolutely pesting my life texting/phoning me...wtf?!
Asking me to go get food etc, 'kin hell, cba with this. She was basically crying to me last night how i only wanna be friends if i've got no one else(true). I was like "naaaaaah" and she said "so if for example your scouse mate was in preston you'd have got in touch with me?"
I offered no words, just a literal
face.Hey here's me rambling on...but it's my thread so fck ya'll.
Happy Sunday guys, we should all get together some time, do lunch. No i really mean it, add me on facebook.
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Had my ex as 'SLAG!!! REMEMBER!!!' for when she phoned me when she knew i was out drinking, for quite some time.
Often rename high risk ppl before a night out, i.e. 'DO NOT TEXT'
'DON'T BE A c*nt TO HER'
Once had 'PLAY IT COOL YOU CLOWN'
These reminders help when drunk tbf
Often rename high risk ppl before a night out, i.e. 'DO NOT TEXT'
'DON'T BE A c*nt TO HER'
Once had 'PLAY IT COOL YOU CLOWN'
These reminders help when drunk tbf
It's often hard to find the right words when speaking to a woman, but i feel this sort of thing usually works well
I bring it on myself...
But i figure she's gonna pest me sex or no sex so i may as well get something.
I bring it on myself...
But i figure she's gonna pest me sex or no sex so i may as well get something.
@Bury Da Bwoy Rosberg retired 
