The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[JLaw]

Jordan would've dodged Lance Stephenson's breath like

Jordan would've played with leg cramps, muscle spasms, heat stroke, torn ligaments, diabetic shock, amnesia, decompression sickness, and stigmata.

Jordan would've beat the Spurs in 3.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Jordan left a Finals game due to cramps before too though

That was the only time he could get free to fukk John Stockton's wife.

 

[jetflyinglimousineriding]

Seeing that the entire arena was hot, Jordan would have personally made with his bare hands during halftime some "icy bottom" Concord XIs to cool the crowd.... Knowing they would be in high demand however, he would only make 100 pairs, even though he could have made thousands, to sell them at $5,000, which would lead to fights/shootings/stabbings over those pairs in the arena.

 

[HipHopStan]

That was the only time he could get free to fukk John Stockton's wife.

 

[714562]

Jordan would've convicted George Zimmerman and then beat his ass in a game of 1-on-1

Jordan would've fukked Donald Sterling's wife and mistress, then bought the Clippers and renamed them the "Los Angeles c00ns."

Jordan would've blown in Erik Spoelstra's ear.

Jordan would've taken South Beach's talents to HIM

 

[pimpineasy]

Jordan would've fukk your wifey, girlfriend, or mistress with no fukks given....












And there's nothing you could do about it

Nope it depends

 

[muzikfrk75]

Jordan would have gotten his HVAC certification between quarters and fixed the the AC himself during halftime before dropping 46 on the Spurs

Hold up.


So you're trying to say....
































































MJ would've had them certs?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

JORDAN WOULD'VE TAKEN A PICTURE WITH CHAMILLIONAIRE BUT HE WAS IN A HURRY AND IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING, BROTHER!

 

[Detroit Wave]

JORDAN WOULD'VE TAKEN A PICTURE WITH CHAMILLIONAIRE BUT HE WAS IN A HURRY AND IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING, BROTHER!

 

[pickles]

For real though, this is what MJ would have done, during a time out or doing halftime, he would sat his ass in one those tubs that they put ice in, that the athletes can sit in.
Filled that shyt up ice and cold water and he would have been straight for the second period. :mjdrinking:

 

[True Weltch Media]

Honestly this is why Lebron could never live up to Jordan. Look at the fukkin legend that surrounds this muthafukka. Years and years after he's retired you still got nikkas tellin paul bunyon stories. I know this is a joke thread but it was obviously in response to that portion of fans out there who believe that when Jordan played they saw jesus in a pair of basketball shoes.

Then again.....

Maybe they did.

Bird himself thought jordan was God in a basketball uniform. And that was before he even started winning titles.

 

[Goat poster]

@ this whole thread.

 

[Heretic]

shyt

 

[EffedUp]

Jordan would've beat the Spurs in 3.

 

[Ritzy Sharon]

Jordan would've fukk your wifey, girlfriend, or mistress with no fukks given....












And there's nothing you could do about it

nah, my girl doesn't pass the plastic bag test: