The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[muzikfrk75]

Jordan's body temperature is regularly cooled every 24 seconds - the clutch gene in his DNA ensures his heart pumps ice-water through his veins at precise, shot-clock intervals.

This comment was genius

 

[I AM WE ARE]

so we just gone forget about jordan beating the spurs in a 4 game series with ray charles at point stevie wonder at sg smh jordan filled out the other 3 spots with a #45 jersey the #23 jersey and the jersey he wore when he played for the whitesox

 

[Uh Oh]

Jordan is the ultimate competitor.... he would've checked the forecast for San Antonio during the playoffs, back in March... bought stock in Vlasic, sold them shares at a 37% profit.... after he bought enough jars to formulate an anti-cramp sports drink specially designed for high heat situations.

and he would've beat an insider trading case during the finals, all while never missing a court date.

While playing in wingtips

 

[THE MACHINE]

All you could muster was 35/10 in a statement game after being ridiculed in the public for cramps





MJ wouldve dropped 55/30

 

[10:31]

jordan would've taken the wizards to playoffs in 01 and 02















oh wait

 

[I AM WE ARE]

jordan would have done this to every shot attempted in the game while still in warm ups, wingtips, a fedora, and smoking a cigar

 

[Jplaya2023]

Jordan would've finished game 1 like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaBcQoebYmk

 

[Brandon M.]

corny thread by c list posters

 

[Po pimp]

Jordan is the GOAT. Deal with it.

 

[Fckumeen]

The Legend

 

[MostReal]

This thread

 

[Regular_P]

Jordan would have hit the game winner over Iguodala, then won 5-10 stacks shooting dice in East Oakland as celebration and had mama Curry waiting for him in his hotel room when he got back.

 

[homiedontplaydat]

Real talk Jordan wouldn't have let that game get to overtime last night. That last possession in regulation by Lebron is exactly the reason why he will never be better than the GOAT

 

[Newzz]

Real talk Jordan wouldn't have let that game get to overtime last night. That last possession in regulation by Lebron is exactly the reason why he will never be better than the GOAT

Because Michael Jordan never missed any GW shots and went into OT

 

[homiedontplaydat]

Because Michael Jordan never missed any GW shots and went into OT

Of course he did. What I'm saying is with a full 24 sec shot clock and basically no inside presence in the paint by GS it's no way in hell Jordan takes a contested fade away 3. That shyt was beyond retarded. Lebron should have known better