The Self-Checkout Nightmare May Finally Be Ending

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

i like self checkout because it makes the cashier lines quicker.

what i look like bagging my own groceries

 

[TEH]

Am I the only person not classless enough to use self-checkouts to steal

I can understand if you're desperate and need to eat, but otherwise that's some dusty shyt

Yeah

It’s funny but I’d have to be starving to consider stealing

 

[Still Benefited]

Just a short hiatus until they can get themselves an Ed-209 to manage the self checkout area.

That’s usually me. The more items I have, the more coy I can act when I “forget” to ring some shyt up.

"You now have 15 seconds to pay for those items you FORGOT,to scan"



And for repeat offenders it will just tell you to leave the store. But before you leave,you have 3 minutes to put all those items back neatly,exactly where you got it from

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

Am I the only person not classless enough to use self-checkouts to steal

I can understand if you're desperate and need to eat, but otherwise that's some dusty shyt

Same. I accidentally forgot to scan a soda I bought from the grocery store a few months back and legit felt bad about it.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Am I the only person not classless enough to use self-checkouts to steal

I can understand if you're desperate and need to eat, but otherwise that's some dusty shyt

Yeah

It’s funny but I’d have to be starving to consider stealing

GTFOH

I feel nasty if i scan my own shyt and DONT steal something.

 

[TEH]

GTFOH

I feel nasty if i scan my own shyt and DONT steal something.

Be proud of evil brehs

 

[TripleAgent]

Stevie wonder coulda saw and predicted that.

But these bozo execs so quick to wanna cut labor they believe all dem graphs and charts instead of using common sense sometimes.

and manning the self checkouts with people not paid enough to care? Yeah, that's gonna work.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Be proud of evil brehs

It’s not “evil” to get over on a billion dollar corporation that gained and maintains their billions by exploiting everyone they can.

Only reason i can/have to scan an entire basket of goods myself is cause they wanna squeeze more money out the world.

Me “forgetting” to scan a couple items is all part of their equation.

I’d be a fool not to

 

[Windows 91]

$10 for a 24oz beer???????????????? where you from?????????????????

This just a pic from the internet, I didn't take it. Those prices are high though, you ain't lying. Must be Honolulu or something

 

[TEH]

It’s not “evil” to get over on a billion dollar corporation that gained and maintains their billions by exploiting everyone they can.

Only reason i can/have to scan an entire basket of goods myself is cause they wanna squeeze more money out the world.

Me “forgetting” to scan a couple items is part of their equation.

I’d be a fool not to

So stealing is cool once you steal from the rich?

You should up it and steal Bentleys and Jets

 

[acri1]

It’s not “evil” to get over on a billion dollar corporation that gained and maintains their billions by exploiting everyone they can.

Only reason i can/have to scan an entire basket of goods myself is cause they wanna squeeze more money out the world.

Me “forgetting” to scan a couple items is all part of their equation.

I’d be a fool not to

Rationalize evil brehs

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Same. I accidentally forgot to scan a soda I bought from the grocery store a few months back and legit felt bad about it.

I forgot to scam a whole case of water once lol. I was like oh well

 

[MeachTheMonster]

So stealing is cool once you steal from the rich?

You should up it and steal Bentleys and Jets

I don’t need bentleys and jets.

That 30 pack of applesauce and family sized chicken breast packet is essential tho

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Rationalize evil brehs

It’s rational as fukk to lower my grocery bill by using the resources presented to me.

Y’all talking crazy otherwise

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I also do self checkout because the lines are typically shorter.