These Cac Pastors Are Losing Their Mind Without Their Tithe Hustle Due To The Shutdown

[Thsnnor]

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

A lot of those old ladies are on a fixed income. If anything, the church should be giving to them.

When aunt died, we found out that she'd been giving hella money to a megachurch that she'd never stepped foot in. This was in addition to the money she'd been giving her home church.

This reminds me of a Willie D lyric

Call me a sinner, but you know what's funny?
So is the dude that you give your money to on Sundays,

Like my grandmother, she paid her tithe, sold plates and picked up folks
For the church and died broke, with nothin to show

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

FYI, I AM NOT DEFENDING KENNETH COPELAND. I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HIM OUTSIDE OF A BIKER RALLY HE USED TO DO.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Money drying up got cacs showing their true essence.

 

[Crude Abolitionist]

Dude look like a sith Lord

Emperor Palpatine looking ass.

 

[Deuterion]

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. What does his eyes tell you about his soul?

He a stone cold pimp.

 

[Kingshango]

Dude looks like he’s a Lovecraftian abomination in disguise.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Believe in God brehs

 

[Afro]

how do you know this?
Even with our small congregation we have done numerous initiatives, supplying 500 homeless people with sleeping bags this winter, over 250 kids backpacks filled with supplies. Groceries for those in need.

the hate on the coli for churches is disgusting

You been here long enough to know man.

Folks love their blanket statements. Rather be blind and take life as Black and White (heh).

Religion when practiced properly could save humanity, but folks too greedy and the rest want to be ignorant.

 

[ThisIsLife]

And the only problem i have about tithing is the 10%. That's a mighty hefty percentage.

My homeboy started going to church when he got out of high school. He had a job where he brought home about $350 a week and he would tithe $35 each Sunday. He began working overtime and started bringing home $500 a week. He continued tithing $35. The pastor's son worked at the same job my homeboy did, so the pastor knew my homeboy was clockin' OT. One Sunday after service, the pastor pulled my homie to the side and said "I know you've been working OT. How come you are still tithing $35? Don't rob God, son."


I would've cussed that muthafukka out.

Did he keep going after that and thithed more?

 

[Rollie Forbes]

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. What does his eyes tell you about his soul?

What soul?

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. What does his eyes tell you about his soul?

What soul?

 

[UpAndComing]

"It's all in the eyes Chico"

 

[semicko82]

It's ok brehs it's destroyed forever