These Cac Pastors Are Losing Their Mind Without Their Tithe Hustle Due To The Shutdown

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And the only problem i have about tithing is the 10%. That's a mighty hefty percentage.

My homeboy started going to church when he got out of high school. He had a job where he brought home about $350 a week and he would tithe $35 each Sunday. He began working overtime and started bringing home $500 a week. He continued tithing $35. The pastor's son worked at the same job my homeboy did, so the pastor knew my homeboy was clockin' OT. One Sunday after service, the pastor pulled my homie to the side and said "I know you've been working OT. How come you are still tithing $35? Don't rob God, son."


I would've cussed that muthafukka out.

Yeah. He would have gotten swung on. Pocket watchin'. :hhh:

I make well over $200k per year. I wish some man would roll up on me and guilt me into giving $20k of my money to him. :russ:
 

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Stuff like this is part of why it gets harder and harder each generation to get the young folks to join churches. shyt is just weird and we look at our parents like they’re crazy for willingly attending this madness.

I don't have a problem with religion. But, I do have problem with organized religion in its current form in the Black community.
 

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I don't have a problem with religion. But, I do have problem with organized religion in its current form in the Black community.
I agree. The rare occasions that I do attend I like the message and most of the people.
 

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Jesus controlled weather. Copeland could at least had special effects going on to make it believable. And you you notice they weren't to close to each other either. He's talking about at the same time he knows it's a possibility of getting sick. But he's a false prophet so it don't matter.
 
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