THINGS I LIKE TO DO WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING

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-Talk to myself/sing to myself :beli:
-Sometimes when I pass the mirror in my living room, I drop my shorts and underwear and look at my dikk or I'll take my shirt off and look to see if my abs are showing :francis:
-I'll fart under my bed sheets and then wait to see if the smell seeps through, if it doesn't I'll go under and smell it:scust:
-I bring my headphones with me and listen to music on my phone when I take a shyt:smugfavre:

Man, I do some weird shyt. :mjlol:

It's a fukkin concert every time I drop a duece. Lol
 

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Fondle my breast. I don't know why but i even catch myself doing it at work sometimes. I like to pretend that im a ballet dancer :snoop: im positive that they would kick me out of ballet class but you can't tell me nothing when i'm in my room doing my pliés and passé.
I thought I was the only person that touches their boobs...:hamster:
 

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I talk to myself a lot, not like fm back and forth convo but just thoughts out loud. Especially if somethings wracking my brain.

I'll be like ... "Yo this bytch is dumb. How you gon try play me like that? Mann I done did x, y and z. Shhhhit, I know I'm right! You wanna do x y z without having xyz. The fukk she think this is?! *random laugh* Ima be Gucci. (2 minutes pass) damn I miss that bytch tho. Why she had to do xyz. "

Lmfao. I really be talking out loud describing all the way someone is wrong and I'm right.
 

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I talk to myself a lot, not like fm back and forth convo but just thoughts out loud. Especially if somethings wracking my brain.

I'll be like ... "Yo this bytch is dumb. How you gon try play me like that? Mann I done did x, y and z. Shhhhit, I know I'm right! You wanna do x y z without having xyz. The fukk she think this is?! *random laugh* Ima be Gucci. (2 minutes pass) damn I miss that bytch tho. Why she had to do xyz. "

Lmfao. I really be talking out loud describing all the way someone is wrong and I'm right.

Lmao I do the same shyt
 
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