-Talk to myself/sing to myself
-Sometimes when I pass the mirror in my living room, I drop my shorts and underwear and look at my dikk or I'll take my shirt off and look to see if my abs are showing
-I'll fart under my bed sheets and then wait to see if the smell seeps through, if it doesn't I'll go under and smell it
-I bring my headphones with me and listen to music on my phone when I take a shyt
Man, I do some weird shyt.![]()
It's a fukkin concert every time I drop a duece. Lol







im positive that they would kick me out of ballet class but you can't tell me nothing when i'm in my room doing my pliés and passé.


cut me some slack 

