Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[Born2BKing]

That eating p*ssy was nasty. Maybe with the wrong chick but man point me to a bad bytch with good hygiene and i'm

Bend her over and have that ass in your face while you tongue that pussah. That natural booty smell tingling your nostrils while you lick the clit.











I need some p*ssy

 

[Phantum]

Thought all women enjoy getting blasted on their face...


Thanks porn

 

[Bumblebreh]

Crayola gets chics

Crayola been mackin for years.

 

[Born2BKing]

On the head thing... OP knows what he's talking about.

I've only had SPECTACULAR head one time in my life. She was a freak and she was sucking me off and then turned my D sideways and started sucking it from the side. That mess had your boy knees buckling

Awww the ol once in a lifetime soul sucker. We've all had that ONE. Shout out to Rachel

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Being bitten and penis stretching is not fun, now she wants to talk about her feelings when you tell her to chill....bytch I'm the one in physical pain

Slim, I got bit on the damn vein and was screaming. Ol girl legit thought I was screaming in pleasure looking at me on some "you like that huh" shyt.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

hmmm

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

huh

 

[Won Won]

All these “bad head” and “bad sex” stories

A little communication and encouragement would have went a long way

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Thought there was no such thing as bad p*ssy. Learned that quick asf with my 2nd smash n dashmade me wanna retire from sex

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Most men and women are terrible at sex. Seriously, I've talked to a lot of women who's dude ain't/wasn't putting in work right, just as the woman is usually a dead fish. There's a ton of misconceptions out there no matter who's bragging

There's levels to whiskey dikk

Female aren't automatically keyed in on they own shyt...a lot don't know how to get themselves off. Again with bragging and talking too much shyt about what they can do.

Some women take a loooooong ass time to get off, I had no idea when I first started how much foreplay contributed to sex. You not just sticking it in and smashing to success

 

[Shadow King]

- Period sex is okay if in the shower
- Women in general aren't very good at giving top
- All vagina is not good vagina
- All women don't have good hygiene
- Birth control for women isn't always easy
- Sex with condoms is worse than no sex....

 

[Born2BKing]

Thought there was no such thing as bad p*ssy. Learned that quick asf with my 2nd smash n dashmade me wanna retire from sex

Bad as in hygiene?

 

[I'm Blackman]

When I was like 7 I thought girls had a black circle between there legs...like a hole.

Edit: I used to think women like to make slow love only...they don't enjoy fast hard sex

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Most men and women are terrible at sex. Seriously, I've talked to a lot of women who's dude ain't/wasn't putting in work right, just as the woman is usually a dead fish. There's a ton of misconceptions out there no matter who's bragging

There's levels to whiskey dikk

Female aren't automatically keyed in on they own shyt...a lot don't know how to get themselves off. Again with bragging and talking too much shyt about what they can do.

Some women take a loooooong ass time to get off, I had no idea when I first started how much foreplay contributed to sex. You not just sticking it in and smashing to success

Bunch of men in here talking about how terrible our women have been at sex and then like clockwork, here comes this damn simp talmbout "well ya know, it's men and women who are bad."

How many nikkas you had sex with to say that men are bad, breh?

Then got the nerve to start regurgitating female talking points.

Yall simps disgust me.

 

[I'm Blackman]

Also... random plumbers are fukking everybody's wives.