Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[010101]

imma keep it a buck

my kinesthetic genius was most fully expressed when it came to how i served puzzy

from my first piece

sex is the rawest physical expression of an individual

looking back i realize i had a definitive "artistic vision" all the way

& as it's already been said porno is pure bs

if that's how you fukking you are doing it wrong

ha

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[threattonature]

1. Women want sex to last a really long time.
I heard all kinds of jokes and things about men not lasting very long in bed and how that's a disappointment. I heard songs about doing it 'all night long' and things like that. In my experience they're usually ready for a 'break' in the action after about half an hour. And by 'break' they mean stop. Ive only met one woman who was freaky enough to keep going for over an hour and then ready to go again later.

Too true. I've had some women straight get to the point of asking me to hurry up and bust. shyt for a lot of women if you taking too long they take it personally and think they're not doing a good job.

2. Women all want heavy meat.
I've had women ask me to slow down, stop, or straight up say 'that hurts' during sex. Totally killed the momentum for me right when I was getting in the groove. Not every woman can take dikk and I don't even think I'm THAT big.

Agreed. Threw me off cause I didn't consider my shyt big at all so that threw me off hearing that.

3. Women can ride dikk forever.
Maybe it's because I havent really messed with any women who run track or marathons, but the longest a woman has been able to stay on for me was probably 5 min, and then she got tired and wanted to switch positions.

Most women are garbage at riding. I was spoiled by the fact that the girl I lost my virginity I was with until I was 25 and she was a beast. Wanted to fukk multiple times a day. Wanted to spend the majority of time on top and could go for 20-30 minutes nonstop. fukked my head up once I moved on and saw how wack the average woman was in bed. Couldn't last more than a couple minutes, no rhythm while riding or going way too fast or slow.

4. Women don't like giving head, and those who do it when you don't ask are amazing at it.
Simply not true. I've only ever had 2 women who were actually really good at this. Most are so bad that I just ask them to stop and I thought maybe I just didn't like getting head until I met a freak who knew exactly what she was doing.

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Same shyt. I thought all women loved giving head as that first girl would just ask to suck it at random times and was damn good at it. Once I branched out I realized just how good she was and eventually got back with her for a few years lol.

1. To add to the thread I thought all women loved to fukked as fast and as hard as possible. I learned it was way more about rhythm and good strokes than just trying to jackhammer the shyt.
2. When I was younger I thought women hated sex and only did it to please men lol. shyt once I was really fukking I learned women love that shyt just as much if not more than men.
3. I thought I wanted a woman who would want to fukk all the time until I messed with a nympho. 4 or 5 long sessions a day after a couple of weeks had me done and made me realize I ain't about that life.

 

[threattonature]

On the head thing... OP knows what he's talking about.

I've only had SPECTACULAR head one time in my life. She was a freak and she was sucking me off and then turned my D sideways and started sucking it from the side. That mess had your boy knees buckling

It fukked me up when I ran into a real head queen. Only one female had ever made me bust. I'd tell every female I don't cum from head and they'd all hit me with the "you ain't never had it sucked by me watch" and then nothing would happen. Then I ran into the head queen and shorty had me crawling for the wall begging for me dikk back after she kept sucking after I bust. I see how nikkas end up wifing up known hoes if they suck like that cause that shyt had me ready to settle down just thinking of getting that treatment every night. Luckily I was moving far away because she was crazy as fukk.

 

[threattonature]

A lot of woman expect you to last between 5 and ten minutes. My first girlfriend was a freak so in the beginning I thought fukking for 45 minutes was normal I later realized that it also has to do a lot with how wet she get's. Again, my first girlfriend got super wet, so she could handle long sessions but a lot of woman don't and dry out so the friction get's uncomfortable for them at some point. Especially if you are wearing a condom.

As far the head thing goes, in my experience, almost all woman like to give head, but yeah, only a few of them know what they are doing

The one thing I learned about sex though is that most woman are bad at it
And the problem is, that you can't tell them, because they immediately get offended. They can't communicate what they want, probably because they think men are as sensitive about this as them, and a lot of them have no idea how to turn a man on or get him off. So basically, all responsibility for good sex is placed on you.

I disagree on this. Just got to know how to tell them in the right way. I'm too damn old to be sitting through bad sex. So the main thing I tell them is that I'm going to nut regardless and that I want to make the sex about their pleasure. So I have them get on top doing what they were doing and ask them how it feels. Most say it's okay. So then I tell them to start slow grinding and find a rhythm that feels the best to them. Then I tell em to play with themselves to make it feel even better. Throw in some compliments how sexy there body looks while riding (since a lot are insecure how their body looks in that position) and maintain some good eye contact and that shyt drives them crazy. I've turned around more than a few females who wasn't working it right to be damn good at it and got to the point being on top was their favorite position which worked for me since I'd have to do less work. Also showed em all that extra bouncing around and shyt ain't necessary so they can go for longer. Unfortunately turned a few into straight up hoes after they discovered their newfound love of sex lol.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Wow

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Women are depraved ass creatures bruh. My homegirl used to always tell us back in the day how she was gonna go get tossed up when she left the kickback. I was like 'You do know what a toss is right? ' She was like 'Yup! '

I remember when I finally fukked her, I see why nikkas used to lose they mind behind her ass though, that p*ssy was magical. God bless that woman.

Oh wow

 

[threattonature]

Women are depraved ass creatures bruh. My homegirl used to always tell us back in the day how she was gonna go get tossed up when she left the kickback. I was like 'You do know what a toss is right? ' She was like 'Yup! '

I remember when I finally fukked her, I see why nikkas used to lose they mind behind her ass though, that p*ssy was magical. God bless that woman.

One of my homegirls had me scared as fukk of ever answering booty calls. Her and her main man would fukk after he got off work and he always left her unsatisfied. So they'd fukk, he'd bust in her and go home. Then she'd hit up her fukk buddy to come through right after. She told me of a couple times where she didn't even shower in between and her man's nut would be dripping out as she fukked the next dude with him thinking she was just really wet.

 

[Easy-E]

I thought a girl squirting meant she pissing on herself. I discovered porn at 8.

Boy....was I wrong

No they are not...maybe you got pissed on tho bro.... Sorry to hear.
I mean, unless you're into that type shyt...
Then cool... You had a fun night

Squirt = pee

There's been experiments that used utlra sound before and after sex

Their bladder was empty afterwards

Now, if you can post a diagram of the "squirt sac" accept you got a pee fetish

 

[patscorpio]

It fukked me up when I ran into a real head queen. Only one female had ever made me bust. I'd tell every female I don't cum from head and they'd all hit me with the "you ain't never had it sucked by me watch" and then nothing would happen. Then I ran into the head queen and shorty had me crawling for the wall begging for me dikk back after she kept sucking after I bust. I see how nikkas end up wifing up known hoes if they suck like that cause that shyt had me ready to settle down just thinking of getting that treatment every night. Luckily I was moving far away because she was crazy as fukk.

I've been blessed to have been blessed by skilled head doctors in my life. There was one in particular that was a double PhD in it. Biggest chick I've ever been with that bragged about her head game. I've never busted so damn fast in my life....I'm talking about batting 1000. However unlike the other head doctors she was somebody I didnt want to be seen in public with lol. I still wanted to keep her on the team just for the head.

 

[mag357]

Squirt = pee

There's been experiments that used utlra sound before and after sex

Their bladder was empty afterwards

Now, if you can post a diagram of the "squirt sac" accept you got a pee fetish

Bro....I know that stupid ass experiment.
This whole squirt "female ejaculation", subject helped me to realize that scientists and doctors really aren't smart and they don't know what the fukk they are talking about.
Muthafukaz is just nerds who never got p*ssy. They just get indoctrinated in the same bullshyt higher education cult, that others before them are in.

Muthafukaz don't even know about the human body. How the fukk they gonna know about anything else.

At first these same scientist/doctors said that female ejaculation was a myth....
Then when bytches started squirting in porn, they said it's "fake, movie magic"

Now they did this dumb ass experiment because they finally had to acknowledge something was going on. Only to say that it comes from the bladder so it has to be urine .. even if the women in the study pee'd already... They don't know how the bladder filled up that quickly again to create the fluid...

Any chik who squirts and any nikka that makes bytches squirt can tell you that it ain't piss.
It doesn't smell like piss or look like piss.

I'm assuming you've never made a girl actually squirt before bro?

 

[RARI_Godwind]

No lie. I thought Pûssy was refrigerated
like cold. I thought that sht would hit like a Capri Sun straight out the freeze pack on a hot summer’s day

That sht did very much not

I was mad at the btch like she was fukking with the thermostat “Why this sht ain’t even room temperature!?”

Just a weird ass time and a mind fukk more than anything. Still waiting on that golden goose with the cold cewchie tryna get inside that igloo so I can Eskeet Mo

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

That you can talk a woman into having sex with with you is the BIGGEST LIE in human history and no one can prove me wrong

 

[mag357]

That you can talk a woman into having sex with with you is the BIGGEST LIE in human history and no one can prove me wrong

Elaborate for me please...
Example

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Elaborate for me please...
Example

The words you say don't matter because if a woman is not attracted to you from the start it'll go in one ear and out the other.

Even if you were able to make a case for "mouthpiece" it still wouldn't matter since you would need a woman's undivided attention to showcase it.

And if a woman doesn't like what she sees from the start, she won't want to hear what you have to say next.

 

[G-Zeus]

You had to fukk as hard as u can to please a girl...

Anything less than a jack hammer was weak ...


Then when u finaly go in... u realize porn is crazy.. her face is in discomfort