Times thinking with your dikk almost got you killed

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  1. Rose Gold

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    Damn after the attack, your brehs drove you to a hospital or someone called 911?
     
  2. Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw

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    Man foreal .. I was thinkin back to all the times I could have been killed last night shyt blew my mind
     
  3. Rell Lauren

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    Definitely set you up. I've bushed women when I found out they were from a projects especially on the other side of town. In my youth I've turned down women that were stacked because I didn't feel comfortable for that reason.
     
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    Freshman year of college, made out with a fat white chick and got head from her roommate while she slept. Guy who had a crush on the white chick was in the Army and he waited at my dorm to wrestle. I went home for the weekend and missed the fukkery. I think the white chick and her roommate had a fistfight over the weekend. Never talked to or saw them again.
     
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    Had an S on my chest them days tho you couldn't tell me shyt. I thought I was bulletproof lmao
     
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    Naaa I was dying on the flo, someone came out their house... I got up walked around for abit, collapsed, woke up in an ambulance
     
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  8. Po pimp

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    Technically nothing happened and I wasn't in any actual danger, but I put myself in a potentially dangerous predicament.

    Many many years ago, there was some random chick I talked to on Blackplanet. I was in college at the time. She didn't have a cell phone and she was only able to call me on her work phone.

    She wanted to meet me and normally I only would meet chicks off the net in a public space, but she only lived like 2 blocks from me, so I said what the hell. I walked over to her house. Street looked rundown as hell compared to my gated apartment complex.

    She wasn't home, but her teenage younger sister was there babysitting. I was about to walk right out, but her sister said she had to stay late at work and she would be there soon. I took a seat and her sister put on Fast and the Furious. After like 20 min, I just dipped. Never spoke to old girl again after that.
     
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    :laff::laff: thread is comedy
     
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  10. Kliq_Souf

    Kliq_Souf Point Gawd 2k19

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    top 5 post already this year
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