Discussion in 'The Locker Room' started by String Bell, Jan 4, 2019.
Damn after the attack, your brehs drove you to a hospital or someone called 911?
Man foreal .. I was thinkin back to all the times I could have been killed last night shyt blew my mind
Definitely set you up. I've bushed women when I found out they were from a projects especially on the other side of town. In my youth I've turned down women that were stacked because I didn't feel comfortable for that reason.
Freshman year of college, made out with a fat white chick and got head from her roommate while she slept. Guy who had a crush on the white chick was in the Army and he waited at my dorm to wrestle. I went home for the weekend and missed the fukkery. I think the white chick and her roommate had a fistfight over the weekend. Never talked to or saw them again.
Had an S on my chest them days tho you couldn't tell me shyt. I thought I was bulletproof lmao
Naaa I was dying on the flo, someone came out their house... I got up walked around for abit, collapsed, woke up in an ambulance
that entire last paragraph
from @ignorethis story
Technically nothing happened and I wasn't in any actual danger, but I put myself in a potentially dangerous predicament.
Many many years ago, there was some random chick I talked to on Blackplanet. I was in college at the time. She didn't have a cell phone and she was only able to call me on her work phone.
She wanted to meet me and normally I only would meet chicks off the net in a public space, but she only lived like 2 blocks from me, so I said what the hell. I walked over to her house. Street looked rundown as hell compared to my gated apartment complex.
She wasn't home, but her teenage younger sister was there babysitting. I was about to walk right out, but her sister said she had to stay late at work and she would be there soon. I took a seat and her sister put on Fast and the Furious. After like 20 min, I just dipped. Never spoke to old girl again after that.
thread is comedy
top 5 post already this year