Tinder launches 500$ subscription service

[Black Mamba]

This bout to create super incels

 

[collateral.]

$500 a month not even annually

 

[Canon]

what the fukk do you get with it?

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

you pay for that you better get married. No excuses

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

If they can GUARANTEE me some p*ssy every month, then I'd pay for it.

Imagine paying $500 a month and still not getting any matches....

 

[KnickstapeCity]

It’s an invite only membership tier.






Otherwise, Coli brehs would’ve been on it.





What is $500 to a nikka like me can you please remind me?

 

[Marezzy]

Stop it. Go outside and talk to women. That’s $6000 a year but it’s free to do a cold approach.

 

[jdubnyce]

$500 a month?
Pay some rent/mortgage with that

 

[Blessed Koala]

We are truly in hell. In my day it was internet, cybering, and a meet up.

Now you got folks spending half a grip on potential love, holy shyt

I need to start selling air or something because I'm missing out on hustles in these gullable times.

 

[Serious]

you pay for that you better get married. No excuses

You I better match with @Gloxina

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

They gonna match with hella bots

 

[Uncle Trill]

Next month will be the $1000 subscription service... to make your profile even more specialer

 

[Uncle Trill]

We are truly in hell. In my day it was internet, cybering, and a meet up.

Now you got folks spending half a grip on potential love, holy shyt

I need to start selling air or something because I'm missing out on hustles in these gullable times.

I actually thought about doing this and calling them air bars. Market them as places you can go to in the city to breathe in purer oxygen. Figured I'd attract the hipsters.

 

[newarkhiphop]

the comments filled with shameless onlyfans hoes

 

[Blessed Koala]

I actually thought about doing this and calling them air bars. Market them as places you can go to in the city to breathe in purer oxygen. Figured I'd attract the hipsters.

BREH....FLAVORED OXYGEN

Dude that could actually work. Just a place where folks can breath different flavors of air and pay by the gas limit.