Tinder launches 500$ subscription service

[8WON6]

 

[Canon]

People gonna message a girl they didn’t match with and get ignored or cursed out

 

[Apprentice]

“This bout to create super incels”
You nikkas have ran this into the ground with the wrong definition
Day in and day out
TLR is so smart but dumb at the same time

Uh idk lol seems very likely that a person who is involuntarily celibate would fall for this trick

Don’t kno many nikkas who voluntarily get p*ssy and would pay 500 a month to be seen by hoes on an app

 

[Illuminatos]

Lmao these fakkits been price gouging for a while now. Every time I log into the app it's some new subscription model. Last year I used to subscribe everytime they gave me the 50% Gold discount which was about 12 bucks a month, now I log in and they're charging that price for a week. And that's cheapest plan.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Somebody is gonna get killed over this

 

[Starman]

If y'all broke then say that.

 

[Peter Parker]

If they can GUARANTEE me some p*ssy every month, then I'd pay for it.

Imagine paying $500 a month and still not getting any matches....

goddamn nikka 500 for p*ssy once a month???

I wouldn't pay 500 for p*ssy once a day, you know how many fat/ugly bytches/post 35 single mothers are out there just itching to give it away?

 

[VelourSocks]

My phone gotta suck my dikk for me to pay that much

 

[JoelB]

smart business model. Let corny nikkas pay for a $500 badge as a status symbol.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Better off taking that 500 to Sosua for a weekend each month


3-4 hoes and a fish plate

 

[humminbird]

this must be a secret escort service
no way

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Uh idk lol seems very likely that a person who is involuntarily celibate would fall for this trick

Don’t kno many nikkas who voluntarily get p*ssy and would pay 500 a month to be seen by hoes on an app

Tinder hides your profile so if u that dude. It might be guaranteed p*ssy.

 

[humminbird]

How do you use Tinder Select?
According to Tinder’s website, a Tinder Select membership includes:

Direct messaging to people without matching first up to two times a week.

-A profile with an unblurred photo that is prioritized on other users' "Likes You" grid for one week.

-A badge that shows off access to the exclusive tier.

-A “Select Mode” that lets members see and be seen by the app’s most sought-after profiles for "more exceptional connections."

-Early access to new features.

-The ability to hide advertisements and see likes sent over the past week.












This all you get for it?

all that and the fat balding engineer working at open ai with an 800k salary still won't get a match

 

[BigBlackSea]

How do you use Tinder Select?
According to Tinder’s website, a Tinder Select membership includes:

Direct messaging to people without matching first up to two times a week.

-A profile with an unblurred photo that is prioritized on other users' "Likes You" grid for one week.

-A badge that shows off access to the exclusive tier.

-A “Select Mode” that lets members see and be seen by the app’s most sought-after profiles for "more exceptional connections."

-Early access to new features.

-The ability to hide advertisements and see likes sent over the past week.












This all you get for it?

DM only twice a week?

Prioritized Profile for only one week?

No ads, you get to be a guinea pig/ unpaid QC for whatever shyt they release.

This better be a fukking cover for a escorting service. If Match Co. ain't setting you up with Savannah Bond or Maserati after paying half a rack, they can kick rocks.

Hell, why not just holler on Instagram?

 

[MajesticLion]

All that aimless money has to go somewhere