Tinder launches 500$ subscription service

[spacewraith]

Badge will be counter productive. You'd look desperate with it.

 

[Spence]

I actually thought about doing this and calling them air bars. Market them as places you can go to in the city to breathe in purer oxygen. Figured I'd attract the hipsters.

Early 2000’s this was an actual thing with oxygen masks at a bar with different scents etc

 

[shutterguy]

Next month will be the $1000 subscription service... to make your profile even more specialer

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

goddamn nikka 500 for p*ssy once a month???

I wouldn't pay 500 for p*ssy once a day, you know how many fat/ugly bytches/post 35 single mothers are out there just itching to give it away?

They're not giving it away to me.

I'm well dressed. Well groomed. I'm very in shape. I'm funny. I'm a great conversationalist. I'm not some friendless lame. I'm actually quite popular and I'm a hood nikka for real. These are all things that women tell me and compliment me on.

Yet, they won't fukk me because they're not physically attracted to me. They admit it themselves.

I'm not saying it's every woman that rejects me. But it's enough that $500 a month would be a significant upgrade.

 

[Lieutenant Daniels]

Nikkas need to go back to grade school

 

[↓R↑LYB]

They're not giving it away to me.

I'm well dressed. Well groomed. I'm very in shape. I'm funny. I'm a great conversationalist. I'm not some friendless lame. I'm actually quite popular and I'm a hood nikka for real. These are all things that women tell me and compliment me on.

Yet, they won't fukk me because they're not physically attracted to me. They admit it themselves.

I'm not saying it's every woman that rejects me. But it's enough that $500 a month would be a significant upgrade.

#uglyteam

 

[Thick_Necc_Jenkins]

I'm not saying I know my sex worker list or shyt like that...cause Imma virgin breh.

But that clearly looks like some "Freak Off" Membership dues.....

Tinder selling ass yall....

You ain't hear from me....Imma virgin