TSC King of the Trap

[Evil genius Jay]

*Dylan comes backstage after his squash to be interviewed by PAWG Stevens*

Dylan, do you have any words about your poor showing ton--

*Before she can finish Dylan is attacked by a deranged and psychotic Ezekiel Jackson who drags him out onto the stage and tosses him into some sound and production equipment electrocuting him*

god damn

 

[Nintendough]

*Swiggy awaits Zeke coming out to fight him*





*Zeke enters through the crowd drenched in urine.





*Swiggy leaps through the ropes to attack Zeke but is caught in mid air*




*Zeke slams Swiggy on the matted outside floor*




*SUDDENLY.... @Keith Harrow and Jason Thurgood Goode walk out and towards the ring *





KG RAWSE: Uhhh ohh we got trouble!!!





*Suddenly @krackdagawd runs out to help even the odds and back up his old TSCCM buddy Swiggy*





RAWSE: ODDS EVEN NOW FOLKS!!!!!!!





*Krack gives the Super Kick to GOODE!!!!*





*Liggins RUNS AWAY, leaving Goode laid out*





RAWSE: Look at that coward Liggins abandoning his own man!!!





*Zeke chokes Swiggy in an illegal hold*





*Krack hops up on the apron and attempts to rescue Swiggy from being illegal hold*




*Zeke charges at Krack.....Swiggy climbs up after him*




*Krack goes in to defend himself and attempts to Super Kick Zeke*





*Zeke ducks and Krack accidentally hits Swiggy instead*





*Zeke covers Swiggy for the 3 Count*




Zeke Defeats Swiggy

 

[Swiggy]

That booking

 

[Nintendough]

POST MATCH


*Swiggy and Krack have an argument in the middle of the ring*





Swiggy is overheard screaming at Krack "I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR HELP!!!!"





*Krack pleads his case and puts his hand out to shake and apologize for his mistake*





*Swiggy smiles and shakes Krack's hand....THEN PUNCHES HIM IN HIS FACE AND KNOCKING HIM DOWN*





*Swiggy applies the Fukkshooter and locks in with hatred*





KG RAWSE: SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!! He's gonna injure him!!!!!!!!





*10 refs and a security guard have to pry Swiggy off of Krack*

 

[Swiggy]

*goes to ropes in disgust, as everyone assists Krack, still unable to move on the ground*

 

[StarClout]

*KGene Okerland approaches @SwiggyCabrera24 who is still on the ropes*

KGene: Swiggy what was your reasons for this vile attack? Are you looking to send a message to the other teams in the WarGames match next month?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Ain't nobody cry though.

No one is going to check on Dylan.

 

[Nintendough]

The report we are getting is that Krack is hurt. It looks like @We Ready vs @StatUS is our Interstate Title Match tonight

 

[Swiggy]

*KGene Okerland approaches @SwiggyCabrera24 who is still on the ropes*

KGene: Swiggy what was your reasons for this vile attack? Are you looking to send a message to the other teams in the WarGames match next month?

KGene, I've got a few issues right now. Tonight, was supposed to be yet another good night, but ruined by the Urine Nation. I told the fukkery Foudnation that tonight was to be a night where I truly staked my claim to the title moving forward.

But no, first I got this guy @Wcthesecret who keeps showing up and trying to distract me from my goals. And you know what, I've paid him a lot of attention. In doing so, this guy starts feeling himself to the point where he thinks he can cheap shot the fukkman whenever he sees fit. So tonight, I had to bury him, but you never know with that guy. He might like it.

As for Krack. Him and I are like brothers. We came into this business together, came into the same bytches over the years, and there isn't a man I respect more than him. But tonight, he came out to involve himself in business that had nothing to do with him. The Urination has been chaffing the TSC ever since that slimy creep @Keith Harrow showed up and turned on the golden showers. And I'm TIRED of it.

Krack, don't get in my way again. We go back a long way, but that doesn't mean we can't end sooner than we think.

:bretspit:

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

 

[StarClout]

KGene, I've got a few issues right now. Tonight, was supposed to be yet another good night, but ruined by the Urine Nation. I told the fukkery Foudnation that tonight was to be a night where I truly staked my claim to the title moving forward.

But no, first I got this guy @Wcthesecret who keeps showing up and trying to distract me from my goals. And you know what, I've paid him a lot of attention. In doing so, this guy starts feeling himself to the point where he thinks he can cheap shot the fukkman whenever he sees fit. So tonight, I had to bury him, but you never know with that guy. He might like it.

As for Krack. Him and I are like brothers. We came into this business together, came into the same bytches over the years, and there isn't a man I respect more than him. But tonight, he came out to involve himself in business that had nothing to do with him. The Urination has been chaffing the TSC ever since that slimy creep @Keith Harrow showed up and turned on the golden showers. And I'm TIRED of it.

Krack, don't get in my way again. We go back a long way, but that doesn't mean we can't end sooner than we think.

:bretspit:

KGene: but what about WarGames? You answered every question but that. The fukkery Foundation only has 2 members, where are you getting the other 2 members from for the match?

 

[Swiggy]

KGene: but what about WarGames? You answered every question but that. The fukkery Foundation only has 2 members, where are you getting the other 2 members from for the match?

You know, I got an idea...

*leaves ring*

 

[StarClout]

 

[We Ready]

The report we are getting is that Krack is hurt. It looks like @We Ready vs @StatUS is our Interstate Title Match tonight

A lesson will be learned tonight......by everyone in attendance.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

*In the opulent and well appointed Urine Nation locker room a gleeful Ezekiel Jackson celebrates his victory with the rest of the Piss Empire*

Ezekiel you were magnificent! You took out Swiggy Cabaret with ease and even helped sow seeds of dissension, which seems to be a hot topic tonight. Plus you took out that little pissant, no no, he isn't worthy of that title. You took out that little shyttle Dylan which was the cherry on top of a delicious golden sundae. And Zeeeeke, I have a surprise for you. You are going to be cleansed tonight, but not with the usual gold.....

*PAWGS enter the room carrying bottles of Cristal and pour it all over an ecstatic Ezekiel Jackson. Jason Thurgood Goode is dragged into the locker room by Snitsky.*

Jason, look, I'm sorry for abandoning you out there. You know I don't like to get my hands dirty. But, I come bearing gifts to make up for my cowardice.

*Liggins presents Goode with a steel phallus*

Jason, 3River is from Pittsburgh, once the steel capital of the nation. Well, give him a reminder of home. Remind him of how Goode Pittsburgh steel can be. Bring another victory home for the Piss Empire. But if you lose



Just beat him with the phallus anyway. No harm done if you've already lost the match. Either way, beat him until he thinks he's back home. Beat him so bad we might have to dump him in the three rivers.