Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men
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Homeboy and his girl got into an argument. Later that night we go out to a club and he gets wasted. We leave the club and this nikka wanna go by his girl house to see if a dude is there. I'm like 
Let's go to the crib breh. This shut ain't go end well. nikka hit me with tha I wanna know 
. We ride by bout 2:30.... 
Sure enuf. Blacked out charger in the driveway. And she drove a camry. He call her up and confront her bout it the next day and she hit him with tha "So....And....". My nikka went through it drinking and smoking hard for bout 3 mths.
Let's go to the crib breh. This shut ain't go end well. nikka hit me with tha I wanna know . We ride by bout 2:30.... Sure enuf. Blacked out charger in the driveway. And she drove a camry. He call her up and confront her bout it the next day and she hit him with tha "So....And....". My nikka went through it drinking and smoking hard for bout 3 mths.
DamnContext - my friends call each other little dikk all the time. Regardless of the company they'd be "Sup lil dikk" it happens so frequently that it never has us feeling some type of way so one day an old acquaintance came through with his new gf (OG thot that found the right simp to settle down with) and my friends like "lil dikk pass the ice
dude has a sausage roll
" we then confirm "like those cocktail sausage rolls
?" and she responds "yeah
".
Cocktail sausage rolls are like 2-3 inches long max.
Homeboy and his girl got into an argument. Later that night we go out to a club and he gets wasted. We leave the club and this nikka wanna go by his girl house to see if a dude is there. I'm like
For whatever reason..
you know your girl getting her back broke, if you see a charger
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This wasn't unintentional ether but the worst ether I've EVER HEARD in my life was some couple arguing at a gas pump.
BF: Shut your ass up before I...
GF: Before you what? Hit me? So you gonna put your hands on me for talking but you ain't stop your step daddy from fukking your ass? Nikka please .
I was pumping my gas but she said that shyt so viciously that I almost choked on my own spit. Old dude had this dead look on his face and I just imagined that was some shyt he had told her in private.
Shyt hurt my soul and I wasn't even involved
Ain't shyt you can say when they hit u with that less you been hittin her friend or sister. "Well.. Well.. fukk you
"
For whatever reason..
you know your girl getting her back broke, if you see a charger
Ain't know way around it. When I was a freshman I was talking to this AKA and I ran into her at walmart. We shoot the shyt for a lil while but I rode with my roommate and we was bout to leave out. I can't remember how she ended up outside b4 us but when we came out I saw her... Leaning over in a Charger window talking to some nikkaI ain't even have a car breh
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
I guess you can consider this a lil ether 
At this office Christmas party
Everyone and their dates are yukking it up, small talk
This middle aged sassy broad is in a circle with her friends
talking bout all the expensive bags and shoes her husband buys her
One female coworker asks her "damn, how do you get ______ (name hidden to protect the innocent) to buy you all that shyt?"
And she's like
"He HAS to, he wanted ME not the other way around"
Hubby is standing close by the group with the
face
At this office Christmas party
Everyone and their dates are yukking it up, small talk
This middle aged sassy broad is in a circle with her friends
talking bout all the expensive bags and shoes her husband buys her
One female coworker asks her "damn, how do you get ______ (name hidden to protect the innocent) to buy you all that shyt?"
And she's like
"He HAS to, he wanted ME not the other way around"Hubby is standing close by the group with the
faceIf you see a bytch riding around w a nikka w a charger... Especially if the dude looks like a str8 nikka.
Just keep it moving.
I remember chillin in this chicks apartment i was in grad school With ..... We stayed in the same complex.
She was like.. "Crap!, imma be late for class"
I'm like " Well when is your last class? " (I'm thinking bytch its a Grad school group cohot... WTF classes you got that nobody else has
!!!??????)Her: "umm I probably gonna be gone for a while tonight so........."
Me: "
ok, well I guess maybe i'll run into u tomorrow"This bytch didn't even have a car. Some nikka in a charger who look like he couldn't spell Dodge
pulls up. I hear this nikka playing Plies breh..... fukkin plies
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
If you see a bytch riding around w a nikka w a charger... Especially if the dude looks like a str8 nikka.
I remember chillin in this chicks apartment i was in grad school With ..... We stayed in the same complex.
She was like.. "Crap!, imma be late for class"
I'm like " Well when is your last class? " (I'm thinking bytch its a Grad school group cohot... WTF classes you got that nobody else has
Her: "umm I probably gonna be gone for a while tonight so........."
Me: "
This bytch didn't even have a car. Some nikka in a charger who look like he couldn't spell Dodge
Did her p*ssy smell like water?Breh...
I dont care when you get it her p*ssy still smell the same period just went off and you cant
Like that p*ssy aint been touched since age 13
I bet they fukked in the car with "all the windows closed"
Homeboy and his girl got into an argument. Later that night we go out to a club and he gets wasted. We leave the club and this nikka wanna go by his girl house to see if a dude is there. I'm like
Cold blooded
We went through that so you don't have to go through that :totheeastside:some of the stuff in this thread are just so vulgar