Unintentionally etherous comments you've seen women make towards men

[Juliano Soprano]

After smashing, me and this Chic start talking about most adventurous shyt we did in our lives (emphasis on things, didn't have to be sex) first she tells me about a three some she had with her ex and roommate (roommate was oh so thick and chocolatey ) so a nikka intrigued on some

Dumb bytch goes on to tell me not only that, but she also got a train ran on her by 3 guys and it was recorded. She don't know if the video been circulated or not

At that moment, she went from girl I wanted to date to girl I just wanted to fukk, I couldn't date a train receiver brehs.
That night, I gave her advice to never tell that story to another nikka again, I treated her like a thot from that point forward.

 

[Bishop_BP_Jakes]

My homie in high school was bragging about smashin this thick ass senior on the track team. We ain't believe him so he called her and me and another homie listened on the other phone. He asked her if she liked it, this bird said "It was decent. I mean, you're dikk's not that big, but you're a good size tho"

We were like

He was like

 

[Droopy]

tears on every page

 

[hotbeezie]

Homeboy and his girl got into an argument. Later that night we go out to a club and he gets wasted. We leave the club and this nikka wanna go by his girl house to see if a dude is there. I'm like Let's go to the crib breh. This shut ain't go end well. nikka hit me with tha I wanna know . We ride by bout 2:30.... Sure enuf. Blacked out charger in the driveway. And she drove a camry. He call her up and confront her bout it the next day and she hit him with tha "So....And....". My nikka went through it drinking and smoking hard for bout 3 mths.

Ain't know way around it. When I was a freshman I was talking to this AKA and I ran into her at walmart. We shoot the shyt for a lil while but I rode with my roommate and we was bout to leave out. I can't remember how she ended up outside b4 us but when we came out I saw her... Leaning over in a Charger window talking to some nikkaI ain't even have a car breh

If you see a bytch riding around w a nikka w a charger... Especially if the dude looks like a str8 nikka. Just keep it moving.





I remember chillin in this chicks apartment i was in grad school With ..... We stayed in the same complex.

She was like.. "Crap!, imma be late for class"
I'm like " Well when is your last class? " (I'm thinking bytch its a Grad school group cohot... WTF classes you got that nobody else has!!!??????)
Her: "umm I probably gonna be gone for a while tonight so........."
Me: " ok, well I guess maybe i'll run into u tomorrow"

This bytch didn't even have a car. Some nikka in a charger who look like he couldn't spell Dodge pulls up. I hear this nikka playing Plies breh..... fukkin plies

For whatever reason..

you know your girl getting her back broke, if you see a charger

@ORDER_66 somewhere reading this in his charger like...

And then like....

.......... ... ......

 

[lightbearerchef]

origins of gif?

 

[Perfectson]

Went on an interview for this company with this hot chic behind the receptionist desk - so I'm sitting there and I see her looking and smiling. So I'm giving little slick looks, whatever.
I interview and get the job, so I start seeing this chic everyday at work. Then I get her digits and this bytch is textng me at work on some I wanna kiss you in the elevator and on the stairs etc etc. I'm like "nahh, I don't deal with girls at work"

fast forward 6 months, I'm a little tipsy and I'm in her neck of the woods. So I hit her up - she says sure since her son isn't home.
So, I go over and do the 1 2 thing.
I wake up the next morning and she trying to cook me some breakfast but I make an excuse and leave.

I walk out the duplex and there's broke ass car across the street, out walks some Puerto Rican cat. I hop in my car, piece is under the seat and I sit there for a second.

He walks by the car.

He looks at my car.

He looks at the duplex

He looks at the car

He looks at the duplex

He looks at the car

He looks at the duplex

starts banging on the door

I pull off and I didn't hear from her for about 3 months. I told her, I met yo boyfried - she just laughed.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

im smoking out with my fat homeboy and his girl(bad spanish bytch) who dont really smoke...




shorty high as fukk n rambling on sum philosophical shyt.

then she hit nikkas wit

"i dont get it....

how come skinny nikkas be having the biggest dikks"




im dying laughing cuz shorty ex is some lanky ass nikka




she so faded she dont even see son lookin at her like




my nikka tried to laugh that off and keep pushing but i could tell that shyt cut deep b.


he was sharing

Damn near same shyt happened when i was kicking it wit this jawn...i had already hit some months ago but we was still cordial...she said that shyt and her old muscle neck ass ex was lookin like he was gon give her the beats.

Spin : I remember once I was smoked out with some gay rican chick and some other school friends of mine and we got on the topic of eatin that box.

Rican Chick: "I love gettin ate, like OMG (ect ect random rican gibberish)

Her Girlfriend:

Rican Chick: "Like, forreal...no body could eat that shyt better than my man...NOBODY..like that shyt was irreplaceable...ain't nobody gon make me cum like dat "

Her Girlfriend: "Your man?"

 

[Nintendough]

 

[Vilified not verified]

Damn near same shyt happened when i was kicking it wit this jawn...i had already hit some months ago but we was still cordial...she said that shyt and her old muscle neck ass ex was lookin like he was gon give her the beats.

Spin : I remember once I was smoked out with some gay rican chick and some other school friends of mine and we got on the topic of eatin that box.

Rican Chick: "I love gettin ate, like OMG (ect ect random rican gibberish)

Her Girlfriend:

Rican Chick: "Like, forreal...no body could eat that shyt better than my man...NOBODY..like that shyt was irreplaceable...ain't nobody gon make me cum like dat "

Her Girlfriend: "Your man?"

It's crazy how inconsiderate some of these bytches are

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Damn near same shyt happened when i was kicking it wit this jawn...i had already hit some months ago but we was still cordial...she said that shyt and her old muscle neck ass ex was lookin like he was gon give her the beats.

Spin : I remember once I was smoked out with some gay rican chick and some other school friends of mine and we got on the topic of eatin that box.

Rican Chick: "I love gettin ate, like OMG (ect ect random rican gibberish)

Her Girlfriend:

Rican Chick: "Like, forreal...no body could eat that shyt better than my man...NOBODY..like that shyt was irreplaceable...ain't nobody gon make me cum like dat "

Her Girlfriend: "Your man?"

Got Damn that ether had to burn, dykes best asset is the tongue, and a real nikka did it better than her

 

[Silkk]

Dammit Man

 

[J-Nice]

Damn near same shyt happened when i was kicking it wit this jawn...i had already hit some months ago but we was still cordial...she said that shyt and her old muscle neck ass ex was lookin like he was gon give her the beats.

Spin : I remember once I was smoked out with some gay rican chick and some other school friends of mine and we got on the topic of eatin that box.

Rican Chick: "I love gettin ate, like OMG (ect ect random rican gibberish)

Her Girlfriend:

Rican Chick: "Like, forreal...no body could eat that shyt better than my man...NOBODY..like that shyt was irreplaceable...ain't nobody gon make me cum like dat "

Her Girlfriend: "Your man?"

 

[threattonature]

I'm gone put my own shyt out there. I had been with her for five years at this point. I found out later that the girl was cheating on me and this was my first clue.

I'm going down on her.

Her: Do that thing I love.
Me: What thing?
Her: Where you suck my clit into your mouth and you're tongue kissing it.
Me: I ain't never done that shyt.
Her: Oh I saw it on a movie and wanted you to try it on me.




Between that and her out of nowhere wanting me to hang her head over the bed and fukk her throat and she was able to do it the first time with no problem.

 

[Leonard Washington]

Went on an interview for this company with this hot chic behind the receptionist desk - so I'm sitting there and I see her looking and smiling. So I'm giving little slick looks, whatever.
I interview and get the job, so I start seeing this chic everyday at work. Then I get her digits and this bytch is textng me at work on some I wanna kiss you in the elevator and on the stairs etc etc. I'm like "nahh, I don't deal with girls at work"

fast forward 6 months, I'm a little tipsy and I'm in her neck of the woods. So I hit her up - she says sure since her son isn't home.
So, I go over and do the 1 2 thing.
I wake up the next morning and she trying to cook me some breakfast but I make an excuse and leave.

I walk out the duplex and there's broke ass car across the street, out walks some Puerto Rican cat. I hop in my car, piece is under the seat and I sit there for a second.

He walks by the car.

He looks at my car.

He looks at the duplex

He looks at the car

He looks at the duplex

He looks at the car

He looks at the duplex

starts banging on the door

I pull off and I didn't hear from her for about 3 months. I told her, I met yo boyfried - she just laughed.

That wasnt ether to you though you won in that exchange

 

[Leonard Washington]

I'm gone put my own shyt out there. I had been with her for five years at this point. I found out later that the girl was cheating on me and this was my first clue.

I'm going down on her.

Her: Do that thing I love.
Me: What thing?
Her: Where you suck my clit into your mouth and you're tongue kissing it.
Me: I ain't never done that shyt.
Her: Oh I saw it on a movie and wanted you to try it on me.




Between that and her out of nowhere wanting me to hang her head over the bed and fukk her throat and she was able to do it the first time with no problem.